lets write a script for male fragrance spray advertisement

[Yanderemenhera]

in the suburbia of the Americas, men want to smell like men...
so, we have combined the most masculine sents so your ego doesn't dip when you are forced to use woman sented bodywash.
(now continue where i left off)

[A Former User]

With the all new boot leather scent there's no need to ever feel like putting on deodorant because it's actually a 8 in one bottle! Earwash, mouthwash, hand sanitizer, shampoo, conditioner, foot mask, vaccine and deodorant.

[Yanderemenhera]

fouraged by dawrfs in the mines of china labor factorys, you'll know the quality when you give it a wif

[Yanderemenhera]

you will become a chick magnet in no time, with our patiented formula of sents females like to smell on men, comming in 6 new sents like, gas-guzzler muscle car, masculine blue, war paint and hamburger helper

[A Former User]

(:hushed:)

[pawthetic]

@Yanderemenhera camera pans to truck driving off-road, through mud

[Yanderemenhera]

and shows a white guy chugging a bud lite fighting a gator right next to that

[dragonexplorer5]

we didnt stop at smell lunch and dinner is inclueded in this spray. we alse made it a all in one shampoo, hairwash, food, water, phone, and the smell of oak trees

[Apollo.Is.Silly]

its not just everything a girl wants in a man... its what they need!
come down to your local crackerbarrel or lowes to get the new, one and only 10 in 1! its a shampoo, conditioner, body soap, lotion, shaving cream, toothpaste, ketchup, a sandwich, and bug spray

[Yanderemenhera]

warning

:warning:

do not use if you are not male, doing so could result in death or constipation

[dragonexplorer5]

im still using it

[Kam]

leave me the fuh cologne

[Almond]

Hello my name is @fartist69 and i have to use spray from male fragrances to smell like male fragrances because I am yes.

[Yanderemenhera]

here are some payed testimonials from our real customers:

[drake2]

I wore this male fragrances spray and instantly had all the rizz and all the chicks in the city coming for me, including the lesbians :)

[Kam]

@Yanderemenhera I WORE THIS SHIT AND GOT FREE CANDY FROM A VAN :D

[dragonexplorer5]

ohh i hate the ppl with the vans they had no candy and a horrible party, but hey at least i smelled good

[ivory_the_fox]

@Yanderemenhera i wore this wonderful mens fragrance and everyone in the world came after me... the gays the straights the lesbians the bisexuals... everyone....
11/10 would recommend

[pawthetic]

@Yanderemenhera SO MANLY IT DETRANSITIONED ME! RAHHHH MANLY!

[A Former User]

@ivory_the_fox holy copy & paste