what would you do if everyone in the world except you and one other person disappeared?

Evil Overlord

@NightmareWolfie true, I would take you if you werent only worth around 15,000 calories

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@Evil-Overlord ahem, 50,050

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You could live almost a month if you ration

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And I don't go bad </3

Nonbinary_wolf

@Evil-Overlord @NightmareWolfie What is this conversation you're having? :cold_sweat:

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@Nonbinary_wolf I'd eat them for sustenance since I don't have the guts to hunt </3

Evil Overlord

@NightmareWolfie an Eevee weighs around 14.3 pounds on average, 14.3 pounds of meat is worth around 8400 to 21,500 calories

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@Evil-Overlord I got different results from 14.3

Nonbinary_wolf

@NightmareWolfie What about farming and raising domestic animals for food? I feel like that would be much better than resorting to cannabalism.

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@Nonbinary_wolf Wouldn't feel good doing that, also it's not cannibalism because I'm an Eevee and he's a weird thingy

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Even if I were human it'd be harder mentally for me to kill the animals

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Farming crops is an option but like, I get to eat meat for a few weeks if I eat Voido and in that time I can start a farm, I can also use the corpse as fertilizer

Evil Overlord

@Nonbinary_wolf im not THAT evil

BoredRat

I'd bring my good friend gus, he's a real good friend and ill tell you why he's a real good friend so basically 19 years back me and my real good friend gus were on a walk and we were walking and gus says "Why are we walking?" so i said "dont question me or you will face punishment" so we kept walking and then my pal gus digs up an ancient roman coin for me and thats how me and gus became best of friends, but basically the reason i'd bring him is because he's a real good scout and farmer, i dont know about hunting though, he's also real real real real real real real real real smart so he could probably just clone me 8 billion times, did i mention gus is very smart, he also knows how. me and gus could probably solo the whole bdns verse lowk, me and him could survive because were such goooooooooooood friends he also likes mud so i will make him some mud to play in at the start of each day. enough about gus and more about me, i have an iq of roughly seventeen micrillion so im good in that department im also 6'11, and i dont need to eat because i have food. oh man now thinking about food is making me want marshmellows, and icecream, gus also wants icecream so gus will manifest it out of his pocket dimension. mannnnnn when i was younger i had so many potatos i made a whole greek sculpture out of potatos and the potatos were soooooo good i didn't share them with gus, i shared them instead with albert so gus lowk sabotaged all of my potatos and put mercury in them.

nuclear-vision33

Idk. ig Jesus?

Yoylecake

id bring bcv cuz ik im cooked anyway

Dartz

I choose jezus to be w me

LarryFire

Rob a bank, commit many war crimes explode the Earth and steal all the Lego sets in the US

LarryFire

Earth at the museum btw