Human race is doomed as we know it

[LarryFire]

So for those who don’t watch the news there’s this virus going on I don’t know what it’s called but it gives people explosive diarrhea and I’m not talking about like normal diarrhea. I’m talking about like this shit puts you in the hospital like it can put you in the hospital because it makes you dehydrated. So be sure to stay hydrated and wash your fruits and vegetables because that’s where the virus comes from

[Yanderemenhera]

yummyers

[sweetpuddin]

im gonna eat so many unwashed vegetables,,

[Poorthing2012]

@sweetpuddin relate

[Poorthing2012]

If im already super dehydrated does it cancel out orr....... /hj /silly

[KiwiFarmsArkavel]

Exclusively on Taco Bell

[ShuriKitty]

Yeah and I stubbed my toe yesterday that's why i think humanity's doomed.

[sweetpuddin]

@freedom-fries fair
stub toe is bad pain

[NeverLetMeDown]

I'm so excited

[seal]

misinformatiin
theyve already determined the farm it comes from (gotten v close)
and its only from lettuce, tomato, onion i believe
u cant wash the parasite off so its best to just avoid salads as meals for a while.
i also dont think there have been many fatalities from it. diarrhea is not going to doom the human race, lmfao

[itscookiebear]

bro im actually scared

[sweetpuddin]

@seal poo

[Yanderemenhera]

we could use all that dairrhhea as a natural fertilizer #savetheearth

[SumRandomLoser]

@Yanderemenhera LMAOOO You're funny please Go BALD

[TorresSpain]

LOOK ME IN MY EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA VIRUS EYES

[TorresSpain]

@B0OK-BFD1A m9 doesn't have humour, glad I left the osc imagine if they're all like this.

[SumRandomLoser]

@LilSvift said in Human race is doomed as we know it:

@B0OK-BFD1A m9 doesn't have humour, glad I left the osc imagine if they're all like this.

"m9"??

[sweetpuddin]

@Yanderemenhera good idea

should also help spread the virus

[TorresSpain]

@B0OK-BFD1A people used to say m9 instead of m8. pretty sure I'm the only one who still does that.

[SumRandomLoser]

oh ok
tho what does it means (Also The osc Is Actually has humor dw im just unfunny)