Story time!!!!!!!!

Husker

I personality love a good story, soooooooo. People of DNS I would like to hear yall's crazy tales. School, work, family I don't care. I'm bored and been replaced by someone at my school. I need to distract myself.

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i cant think of any rn

funeraldinerfan

I did guitar tech for a band once, this was a blackened death metal band that had the worst guitar player I've ever heard, the dude couldn't play simple power chords and struggled to mute any of his notes. So I was getting his LTD Nergal V tuned to b flat, as I expected (everyone else was in this tuning), and this dude taps me on the shoulder and says, "bottom string needs to be in f#". This dude was playing a 6 string with twelves on it, already breaking boundaries by even attempting to be that low, and wanted to go to 8 STRING tuning out of nowhere, but I didn't care. At the end of the day, I'm getting paid so whatever. I did what he said, and handed him his guitar after all was said and done. While they're playing, his top string unsurprisingly breaks after doing a god-awful bend, and it flies forward and cuts him across the eye. Just blood-curdling screams of "I can't see" and things to that effect. To condense the rest of what happened, he's fine now, and can actually play the instrument pretty well, though at the cost of an eye. Moral of the story is play stupid games get stupid prizes, I guess.

lollapalooza

@funeraldinerfan damn
tbh this makes me feel better abt my awful guitar skills
good to know he's alr tho

les

one time i got my period at lunch in 4th grade (not my first) when we got up the WHOLE bench was RED. some girls didnt even know what a period is yet so one screamed "LESLIE WHAT IS THAT?!!!!!" it wasso embarrassing too i didnt even clean it... i still woder what the lunch ladys reactions were

lollapalooza

@les oof
must've been awkward

lollapalooza

not really a story
but I was going shopping w my friend
and I hear a girl, y10 maybe, who WOULD NOT SHUT UP about the viruses she got from corn sites to some other girl
and uhh I'm scared
ran out of primark, luckily I was just window shopping, and that's it

les

@lollapalooza 10?!!

lollapalooza

@les year 10
idk what that is in american
so 14-15

les

@lollapalooza i assume ur meaning like sophmore yearof hs right. bc that would be jus a year older. my quesion is why is she that old with corn vruses ... we know what weshould n shoul not click on cmon now

Husker

@funeraldinerfan I play the voiln in my school orchestra and I am death afraid of my strings snaping. I once saw a string snap and now it lives with me. Forever in my memory.

Husker

@les Once in 5th grade a had a pretty bad day so the next day I wanted to have a good one. I sliped in mub got it all over me and had a mental break down. I asked go home but they didn't let me. Had to sit through the rest of day in mud.

les

@Husker what a shitty school

Husker

@lollapalooza At my school right now theres a video going around of a girl doing some stuff that ain't rated PG...

Husker

@les Yeah, the kids sucked to. Glad I moved. Thank you Timber Wolves for the truma hell ya call a school.

Skye-chan

ok one good thread and two wtf with almost everyones storys the people in them ether werid dumb or asshats glad yall dont got to deal with em

pusheen

hmpp

vespasian

@Husker once in 1st grade i accidentally did the middle finger when pointing at a person (i didnt know your supposed to use the index finger not the middle )

lollapalooza

@stel rip

sweet_sabor14

A few weeks ago i got lost bike riding in the woods. I was lost for two hours and my parents had even called park's officers. Pretty tramatizing.