lets write a script for male fragrance spray advertisement

[Almond]

Hello my name is @fartist69 and i have to use spray from male fragrances to smell like male fragrances because I am yes.

[Yanderemenhera]

here are some payed testimonials from our real customers:

[drake2]

I wore this male fragrances spray and instantly had all the rizz and all the chicks in the city coming for me, including the lesbians :)

[Kam]

@Yanderemenhera I WORE THIS SHIT AND GOT FREE CANDY FROM A VAN :D

[dragonexplorer5]

ohh i hate the ppl with the vans they had no candy and a horrible party, but hey at least i smelled good

[ivory_the_fox]

@Yanderemenhera i wore this wonderful mens fragrance and everyone in the world came after me... the gays the straights the lesbians the bisexuals... everyone....
11/10 would recommend

[pawthetic]

@Yanderemenhera SO MANLY IT DETRANSITIONED ME! RAHHHH MANLY!

[A Former User]

@ivory_the_fox holy copy & paste

[ivory_the_fox]

@magooty0117 i dont think u can copy and paste on a nintendo switch buckaroo

[Apollo.Is.Silly]

@Yanderemenhera 10/10 Product!

If you love smelling like grease, motor oil, and windshield wiper fluid... This is the product for you!

I got all the ladies, enbys, men, etc.... They were so drawn to me, everytime they came up to me, they asked me to venmo them money so they could buy some for themselves!

[A Former User]

@ivory_the_fox ok?

[ivory_the_fox]

@magooty0117 you literally said "holy copy and paste" which means i "copy and pasted" it, which i didn't..?

[Apollo.Is.Silly]

Ok guysssss lets stop derailing :3

[ivory_the_fox]

srry T_T

[A Former User]

This post is deleted!

[ivory_the_fox]

i'm sorry??-

[pawthetic]

@Yanderemenhera MANLY, MANLY, AND MANLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Yanderemenhera]

so masculine you'll get more hair growing down the bridge of your nose than me

[Mitsko]

camera pans to buff guy in a beach chair with girls in bikinis fanning him with a really big leaf Buff guy: this chick magnent even helped me be more athletic!! insert shots of him doing basketball,surfing and soccer here

[Yanderemenhera]

it helped me become a better man, shows him telling his wife to get back to work and cook him his dinner i'm no longer a wuss, and the ladys like that in a man B3