lets write a script for male fragrance spray advertisement
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in the suburbia of the Americas, men want to smell like men...
so, we have combined the most masculine sents so your ego doesn't dip when you are forced to use woman sented bodywash.
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With the all new boot leather scent there's no need to ever feel like putting on deodorant because it's actually a 8 in one bottle! Earwash, mouthwash, hand sanitizer, shampoo, conditioner, foot mask, vaccine and deodorant.
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fouraged by dawrfs in the mines of china labor factorys, you'll know the quality when you give it a wif
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you will become a chick magnet in no time, with our patiented formula of sents females like to smell on men, comming in 6 new sents like, gas-guzzler muscle car, masculine blue, war paint and hamburger helper
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you will become a chick magnet in no time, with our patiented formula of sents females like to smell on men, comming in 6 new sents like, gas-guzzler muscle car, masculine blue, war paint and hamburger helper
@Yanderemenhera camera pans to truck driving off-road, through mud
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and shows a white guy chugging a bud lite fighting a gator right next to that
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we didnt stop at smell lunch and dinner is inclueded in this spray. we alse made it a all in one shampoo, hairwash, food, water, phone, and the smell of oak trees
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its not just everything a girl wants in a man... its what they need!
come down to your local crackerbarrel or lowes to get the new, one and only 10 in 1! its a shampoo, conditioner, body soap, lotion, shaving cream, toothpaste, ketchup, a sandwich, and bug spray -
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im still using it
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leave me the fuh cologne
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Hello my name is @fartist69 and i have to use spray from male fragrances to smell like male fragrances because I am yes.
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here are some payed testimonials from our real customers:
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I wore this male fragrances spray and instantly had all the rizz and all the chicks in the city coming for me, including the lesbians :)
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here are some payed testimonials from our real customers:
BDNS DATABASE Switchbru Tomboy :3 king von †ΝΙΚΕ_LUVAS† Emo kids The Dark Side TIM BURTON 🖤 Guitar peeps ♬⋆.˚ Spider-Man 🕸️ Anti Cringe i love cats Jane Remover Orange_cats nugs not drugs indie game fan Animal Crossing Gang orange juice >>> apple juice Stay Sober 𓍊YellowJackets𓍊𓋼𓍊 chronically online #TRTS The Mari Empire Jaiden's Bus Metallica MF DOOM lvrs Spotify ig certified money maker of bdns money lovers invader zim fans RACK$ ON ME 🤑 I ♥ Green Day Froggy gang Nintendo Switch Users gleeby glorp Hide BDNS Ads did the dew 。・゚゚・Vent-Friend 2.0 We <3 Gir i never sleep at night KOROK LOVERS Bugz high af join if your gang THE BIG BACK SQUAD Shark fans -*Angel*- kendric > drake 👼Child Of God ✝️ i ♥ weezer I ♥ Nirvana Sneakerhead Egg Dog Autistic peeps hamster gang Swagg_c3rt1fi3d<3 neurodivergent ken carson PRETTY GIRLSS ⊹₊ ˚ 999 CLUB ˚ ₊⊹ Lil Peep Fans🔥 Ryan= bisquito Counters ♥BrowseDNS Children's Table★ •Cat Gang• Music freak fans :3 simps Strawberry Milk ##adhd certified crackhead slim shady gang My busdriver is playing mitski 420 Hip Hop fans Gang stalker D e p r e s s i o n . . . Random People Ig Dark Humor Club Fml straight allies! W Silly Fellas I HAVE THESE<LUCID DREAMS WARNING! STUPID! ☆†Υ²Κ†★ Anti-Clanker `Gravity Falls` true crime lovers i throw soda cans at biggots heads ☆★! Converse !☆★ Crazy In Love. Alex G ★1NT3RN3T K1DZ★ Goth/emo/scene/other :3 Ⓐpunk/hXcⓔ PKM FAN Linkin park Damn is 😂🎉 Chaotic People Rappers NOCTURNAL IMA BURN IN HELL, but<3 Basement Dwellers insanity Misfits fans INVADER ZIM - The Takeover Silliest Goobers -+EARTHBOUND+- Gengar my beloved purple gang Verified Invader swaggy girl I ♡ My BF G59 psycopathic Cool Cats gang Zero Ultra womp womp Outkast fans Radiohead krendrick lamar Тотя Papa's Pizzeria BADDIESSS haha you cant see this text GenderFluid Melt Ice@Yanderemenhera I WORE THIS SHIT AND GOT FREE CANDY FROM A VAN :D
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ohh i hate the ppl with the vans they had no candy and a horrible party, but hey at least i smelled good
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here are some payed testimonials from our real customers:
@Yanderemenhera i wore this wonderful mens fragrance and everyone in the world came after me... the gays the straights the lesbians the bisexuals... everyone....
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here are some payed testimonials from our real customers:
@Yanderemenhera SO MANLY IT DETRANSITIONED ME! RAHHHH MANLY!
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@Yanderemenhera i wore this wonderful mens fragrance and everyone in the world came after me... the gays the straights the lesbians the bisexuals... everyone....
11/10 would recommend@ivory_the_fox holy copy & paste

