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  • Ghost Booundefined Offline
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    LGBTQ Supremes Apple juice supremes Ukraine supporter neurodivergent Switchbru Chaotic Asexuals clowns Tamiyra's Fresh Picked Beans KK's Besties <3 switch players
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    • Ghost Booundefined Offline
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      LGBTQ Supremes Apple juice supremes Ukraine supporter neurodivergent Switchbru Chaotic Asexuals clowns Tamiyra's Fresh Picked Beans KK's Besties <3 switch players
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      #48

      I saw a crying child so I asked him where his parents were, this made him cry harder.
      So, uh, working in an orphanage is fun.

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      • Almondundefined Online
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        Almond
        Co-Admin clowns
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        #49

        Deez nuts

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        • A Former User? A Former User

          Post your dark jokes here.

          Almondundefined Online
          Almondundefined Online
          Almond
          Co-Admin clowns
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          #50

          @AwesomeKoala89 Add another K to your nickname and we will be screwed... (ITS A JOKE DONT CANCEL ME-)

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          • Almondundefined Online
            Almondundefined Online
            Almond
            Co-Admin clowns
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            #51

            A motivational speaker with no arms: Even if I don't have any arms, I can still do everything you can do!

            Me: If your happy and you know it clap your hands

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            • A Former User? Offline
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              A Former User
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              #52

              i kept wondering why my friend was so cold, i stayed with him for days trying to warm him up. until i was told to leave the morgue

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              • A Former User? A Former User

                I wasnt close to my father when he died

                Which is good because he stepped on a landmine

                ねこーちゃんundefined Offline
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                ねこーちゃん
                Neko Banned
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                #53

                @AwesomeKoala89 shit man

                What if- and hear me out- what if BrowseDNS wasn't a drama hellhole?

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                • ねこーちゃんundefined Offline
                  ねこーちゃんundefined Offline
                  ねこーちゃん
                  Neko Banned
                  wrote on last edited by
                  #54

                  Today I asked my phone "Siri, why am I still single?" and it opened the front camera.

                  What if- and hear me out- what if BrowseDNS wasn't a drama hellhole?

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                  • BrokenTwilightundefined Offline
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                    #55

                    Do you know what's a joke?
                    Ask my dad why he left from my life.

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                    • Felixa Leeundefined Offline
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                      Felixa Lee
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                      #56

                      why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.

                      TypeFriendly.
                      SexualityPansexual.
                      StatusMarried to Felix Lee close names
                      High Functioning Aspergrs Autism ADHDSeparationAnxietyAggressionOCDDiorderSocialPhobiaDisorderPTSbipolarDIDHaphephobia. full south orean born in Sydney Australia i speak Korean

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                      • Shownu Hyungundefined Offline
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                        Shownu Hyung
                        Shownu Besties
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                        #57

                        That's fucked up 😭

                        ★「 ᴏʜ 시작도 안 한 ᴍʏ ᴏʙꜱᴇꜱꜱɪᴏɴ 」

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                        • Felixa Leeundefined Offline
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                          Felixa Lee
                          wrote on last edited by
                          #58

                          HAHA IKR! holy shite

                          TypeFriendly.
                          SexualityPansexual.
                          StatusMarried to Felix Lee close names
                          High Functioning Aspergrs Autism ADHDSeparationAnxietyAggressionOCDDiorderSocialPhobiaDisorderPTSbipolarDIDHaphephobia. full south orean born in Sydney Australia i speak Korean

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                          • Shownu Hyungundefined Offline
                            Shownu Hyungundefined Offline
                            Shownu Hyung
                            Shownu Besties
                            wrote on last edited by
                            #59

                            XDD

                            ★「 ᴏʜ 시작도 안 한 ᴍʏ ᴏʙꜱᴇꜱꜱɪᴏɴ 」

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                            • Felixa Leeundefined Offline
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                              Felixa Lee
                              wrote on last edited by
                              #60

                              also. LanGuAge!

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                              SexualityPansexual.
                              StatusMarried to Felix Lee close names
                              High Functioning Aspergrs Autism ADHDSeparationAnxietyAggressionOCDDiorderSocialPhobiaDisorderPTSbipolarDIDHaphephobia. full south orean born in Sydney Australia i speak Korean

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                              • Felixa Leeundefined Offline
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                                Felixa Lee
                                wrote on last edited by
                                #61

                                its like 5 in the morning for me rn cuz im visiting family in America. ca.

                                TypeFriendly.
                                SexualityPansexual.
                                StatusMarried to Felix Lee close names
                                High Functioning Aspergrs Autism ADHDSeparationAnxietyAggressionOCDDiorderSocialPhobiaDisorderPTSbipolarDIDHaphephobia. full south orean born in Sydney Australia i speak Korean

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                                • Almondundefined Online
                                  Almondundefined Online
                                  Almond
                                  Co-Admin clowns
                                  wrote on last edited by
                                  #62

                                  Hitler's final piece of art was named
                                  The holocaust

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                                  • Felixa Leeundefined Offline
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                                    Felixa Lee
                                    wrote on last edited by
                                    #63

                                    where did Kim Jong-Un go when he bombed' America?
                                    Everywhere.

                                    TypeFriendly.
                                    SexualityPansexual.
                                    StatusMarried to Felix Lee close names
                                    High Functioning Aspergrs Autism ADHDSeparationAnxietyAggressionOCDDiorderSocialPhobiaDisorderPTSbipolarDIDHaphephobia. full south orean born in Sydney Australia i speak Korean

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