Imagine being mad at someone like me but I'm so literate that someone mistook me for AI. Like, I'm literally so formal when I respond to people that they call me a bot/AI. So, just imagine arguing with me, but I'm able to actually make sense and have valid points on hand. Imagine arguing with a human-clanker. Look at you, he who was so proud now dwells under the aura of my robotic/monotone-like response. You shall never return to face my wrath. My literate responses may be tomuch for you to handle, insignificant flesh pile.

@vessel

I was joking...

@vessel
If I may ask, how do I speak like AI?
Please inform me and tell me were I lack in my communication skills so that I can sound more human.

@Cicadasandbats
ah its oki

@vessel
OMG. THIS IS GIVING ME SECOND HAND EMBARRASSMENT SO BAD...

@vessel

...

NOT THE ALASTOR MEME..

STAWWPPPPPPP. NOW I CANT UNSEE IT.

Pretty accurate tho-

@itscookiebear
Aww!! Ty!! ^^

@vessel
OMG i'm sooo sorry!! I would totally add a ref or pic of him but I don't have one!! I DON'T MEAN TO MAKE STUF LIKE THIS DIFFICULT

@MemorableUser
REALLLLL

@MemorableUser
OFCCC!!!!

@vessel
YURRR!!!!

Kinda like how @MemorableUser is, I'm asking ppl to draw my OC because I wanna see him in other peoples artstyles!!

Specifically in @NeverLetMeDown's- COUGH who said that?!

ANYWAYYS-

Little description:
Karson is a fallen Seraphim. He has lamb like features (tail nd ears).
He has a Macabre Gothic style. He has three eyes and wings that cover his face. He has long black fluffy hair and tons of piercings!! He wears an/torn priest robe which hangs off his shoulders and is layered with various types of charms/lace/spikes. He has freckles and a mole on the corner beside his mouth. He has an upside-down cross painted onto his left cheek.

That's about it-

I ship him with Alastor/Lucifer!!

I would post pics of him, but i aint got a phone.. I'm a switch

Update: By Thursday, I'll have pics of him!!!!!
Can't wait to see how your drawings turn out (cause some of you said you'd contribute). THATS ALL ><
Have fun with that

I'LL GET TO IT!!!!!!
I'll post pics when I get the chance!!!

I crave the feeling of deep intimacy and love.
I crave the feeling of physical contact that crosses the line of "friendly".
I crave to know what it's like to have a partner.
But I will never know.
I will never know because I'm afraid of love.
It's something so tempting, yet so vile.
It's something I can't STAND.
Love is so disgusting and crude, how could someone EVER believe in it?!
But, oh... Oh, how I crave the light of it.
I will never find it because I can't stand to know what it feels like.
And it's a sad truth, but I will forever be alone.

I will eventually give up and tire of this feeling.
Why must I succumb to such a foul way of thinking?
I don't know.
All I know is that I will forever be alone becaused I cannot sustain a stable relationship.
Either due to my mental health, or them getting tired of me.
Whatever shall I do?
Well, cope with the loneliness of course.
But how can I do so?..

Who wants to be the Lucifer to my Alastor?
Who is gonna be there when my little fawn instincts kick in and I get the zoomies?
Who is gonna be the sun to my moon?
The star to my clouds?
Who is gonna help me through my lows?
Hmm?
WHO?!

/hj
(THIS IS SORTA A JOKE.)

@Cicadasandbats
Oh, sure!!! I'm down!! ^^

I came on here to make friends, and don't get me wrong it seems that it's working so far!

It's just.. not the connection I seek. I seek something more deep and close, if that make sense.

And I understand that I've only been on here for two days, but I genuinely want to talk and get to know you all. Like I crave the feeling of having friendships, but in all honesty, that probably won't be happening anytime soon. Especially since it's through a screen. And I'm also a really awkward person and not too pleasant to be around. A lot of you will get tired of me quickly or will just find me annoying before anything gets deep.

No, I'm not asking for pity, just an understanding. Know that this not me being manipulative, just stating a fact.

I genuinely want a friend to rely on and talk about my hyper-fixations without them getting annoyed or tired of me. I want something real.

Give me some drawing ideas!!

Anything between ships, poses, characters, themes!!

ANYTHING!!!!

Just not animals, because i suck at drawing animals.

Once I figure out how to get some pics, I'll put them up for you all!!!!

replies with the most upvotes, I'll draw their recommendations!!!!

thank u, byeeee

SO.
I've heard a lot about this movie, and I really wanna watch. But I can't due to the fact it's not on any of the streaming sites I own and I'll be DAMNED if I spend anymore money on a new one.

If someone could give me a rundown of it, that'd be great!!

Really, the only reason as to why I wanna watch it is so I can make a FanFic based around my "Saccharine MurderPedia AU" and given what I know about the movie so far, I feel like it would really make sense.

The AU is literally human Alastor nd Vincent meet, they become partners in crime, Vincent grows attached to him and wants Alastor to reciprocate, Alastor starts to become a little TOO fond of Vincent and eventually just becomes a yandere in the end.

I feel like it'd make perfect sense that Vincent somehow had made Alastor obsessed unknowingly, and that's where I think the movie would fit in!!!!

Just lmk.. Also, if someone would like to help shape the AU a bit more, that'd be nice!! I think it's a really cool concept, and if I'm being honest, I've NEVER seen an AU where Alastor is the obsessed one, soo....
Yeah, that was my whole thought process about it-