The Archive of Randomicity

[KiwiFarmsArkavel]

Perry the Platapus allow me to introduce you TO THE TIKTOKINATOR

[A Former User]

A PLATYPUS?? PERRY THE PLATYPUS??

[KiwiFarmsArkavel]

but yeah these number 2 shaped mf's be tryna say they dont care abt theyre grades cause theyre gonna marry some football jock and be some rapper like gang

[A Former User]

b d f i

[KiwiFarmsArkavel]

we alr got people putting theyre names as "TayTayGotM0N3Y$" :skull:

[A Former User]

WHAT :sob:

[KiwiFarmsArkavel]

like gang who tf still thinks going near a jock in the big 2025 is just sad

[A Former User]

Idek

[KiwiFarmsArkavel]

theyll lowkey use their """"man""""" as an excuse every time they dont get it their way, i just cant bro they use that term more than a Apex Legend Mobile player spam a mobility move :sob:

[A Former User]

BRAH STP IM LAUGHING SM W THESE POSTS

[KiwiFarmsArkavel]

the amount of times they are pulling out their fuh ahh IPhone 15 Pro Max has gotta be as much as a Nintendo Player's hours on Animal Crossing like bro. tf you mean your just texting your man :wilted_flower: :skull: and what crazy about these tim buck fuh Laquisha ahh kids is that if you even say HEY IS THAT A PHONE out loud, these 90 degree back mf's will look at you as if you just disgraced their entire bloodline :sob:

[A Former User]

STOPPP :sob:/vp0s

[A Former User]

BUT THTS SO TRUE-

[KiwiFarmsArkavel]

atp just call them some witch-brewed ahh slur like "Taki-Munchers" or "Hot Cheeto Cruncher"

[st4tic]

truest words

[st4tic]

i call them "cheeto fingers who lives in their mother's basement playing league of legends all day and shivers at the thought of touching grass" or just CFWLITMBPLOLADASATTOTG for short <3

[KiwiFarmsArkavel]

but yeah The Hot Cheeto Cruchers needs to be studied (by the time a cure is made, a new paengea will be on the earth)

[KiwiFarmsArkavel]

but yeah these walking "im a slay baddie" cornballs form into groups like some fuh ahh shield :sob:

[KiwiFarmsArkavel]

atp we just gotta ask reality to do some fuh ahh fortnite patch on the Taki Munchers :skull:

[st4tic]

@KiwiFarmsArkavel amen :pray: