how to cook maruchan brick ramen because you are very poor

[Yanderemenhera]

1. steal ramen from a random place, homeless people are good because they know they are better off than you and give it to you out of pitty

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2. make a fire by taking gasoline from a middle class family's cook out and then go back into the woods, poor gasoline all over a dry area in California and wait for the big, open broiler

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3. go dig around the trash for a dollar general bag or walmart bag. because you are poor you need the extra nutrition from microplastics

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4. find a nice still body of water so you don't drown, collect water in the bag with the water. dont worry, even if it's a little yucky all the bad stuff will be boiled away! it just adds flavor.

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5. put in the ramen brick and broth mix in the bag.

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6. go back to California, leave the bag close by the all natural stove top for 2-5 minutes

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6. wait for 5 minutes for it to cool and enjoy

[Yanderemenhera]

i posted ts instead of bloxed part 15. enjoy

[Yanderemenhera]

@Biblecampvictim

[BloodVineCC]

thanks for the recipe but ik a clean body of water round me so it wont add any extra flavoring but why California???

[Yanderemenhera]

@BloodVineCC California is gonna float away anyway so it doesnt matter as much as Florida, Florida matters bc we oranges from Florida. Californiaserves no purpose

[Yanderemenhera]

this recipe is smokey bear approved :fire:

[wobbledogs54]

this is what we need to teach the overpopulated US about 🥹

[Yanderemenhera]

@wobbledogs54 yes

[Biblecampvictim]

W saving the homeless 🧔🏿‍♀️

[Yanderemenhera]

@Biblecampvictim w poverty

[Biblecampvictim]

W poverty

[Yanderemenhera]

@Biblecampvictim i cant see the first emoji, i only see what im assuming is darker skin and the venus/femal symbol

[ladiesman217]

teach ts in schools :pray:

[BloodVineCC]

@ladiesman217 I second this motion