how to cook maruchan brick ramen because you are very poor

Yanderemenhera

steal ramen from a random place, homeless people are good because they know they are better off than you and give it to you out of pitty

make a fire by taking gasoline from a middle class family's cook out and then go back into the woods, poor gasoline all over a dry area in California and wait for the big, open broiler

go dig around the trash for a dollar general bag or walmart bag. because you are poor you need the extra nutrition from microplastics

find a nice still body of water so you don't drown, collect water in the bag with the water. dont worry, even if it's a little yucky all the bad stuff will be boiled away! it just adds flavor.

put in the ramen brick and broth mix in the bag.

go back to California, leave the bag close by the all natural stove top for 2-5 minutes

wait for 5 minutes for it to cool and enjoy

Yanderemenhera

i posted ts instead of bloxed part 15. enjoy

Yanderemenhera

@Biblecampvictim

BloodVineCC

thanks for the recipe but ik a clean body of water round me so it wont add any extra flavoring but why California???

Yanderemenhera

@BloodVineCC California is gonna float away anyway so it doesnt matter as much as Florida, Florida matters bc we oranges from Florida. Californiaserves no purpose

Yanderemenhera

this recipe is smokey bear approved

wobbledogs54

this is what we need to teach the overpopulated US about 🥹

Yanderemenhera

@wobbledogs54 yes

Biblecampvictim

W saving the homeless 🧔‍♀️

Yanderemenhera

@Biblecampvictim w poverty

Biblecampvictim

W poverty

Yanderemenhera

@Biblecampvictim i cant see the first emoji, i only see what im assuming is darker skin and the venus/femal symbol

ladiesman217

teach ts in schools

BloodVineCC

@ladiesman217 I second this motion