reviving the bdns trend

[ren]

i know you have seen the topic, "can we turn this post into a kindergarten?" its very popular. but we are not underaged little kids! we are a community.. a FAMILY..

ill start.
MOM WHERE ARE THE LUCKY CHARMS??

[ren]

i cant find them TvT

[Yanderemenhera]

they are inside of your little brother jaccob. now daddy needs you to put down the fabiloso as the wattemellons on the package are the scent, not the flavor. its super gross and yuck... please put it down jaccob...

JACCOB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ren]

HE ATE MY LUCKY CHARMS?!! IM GONNA KILL HIM-

[Yanderemenhera]

@ybue you're the one who made him eat them.... jaccob.. you are 42 now.. daddy is afraid.. i'm calling the police

[ren]

dad what are you talking about..?

[Yanderemenhera]

@ybue please don't hurt us... I know Jessica broke up with you.. but this is WHY! you're a violent pathological lier. i'm 84 years old, i'm too old to be dealing with you!

[ren]

hurt? what? dad your in memory care for a reason..

[Yanderemenhera]

@ybue please... put down the fabiloso

[SweetLikeTarmac]

ding dong
theres a baby in a basket dropped off by a stork

[ren]

huh? what's in here..

[Faust]

This post is deleted!

[Yanderemenhera]

@SweetLikeTarmac elderly man with dementia confuses it for a Thanksgiving turkey and tries to cook it in oven)

[Yoylecake]

HOLY SHIT HELP ME IM IN THE OVEN AHHHHH

[ren]

GET OUT! yanks ya out

[Yanderemenhera]

@Yoylecake (bites you) mmmmmmmmmm numnums.............