i hate brainrot, so in this story.. ITS A WAR!!
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(i hate brainrot so in this story, dank memes and brainrot are fighting, DONT TAKE THIS SERIOUS, i hate brainrot.) tw:violence
king tung tung sat in his golden throne, eyeing the battlefeild. smoke risen from the bomb planes that flew past, his troops dead and the dank memes closing in. king tung tung knew this was the end, the dank memes reached the castle door.. but... there was no barging in.. instead they had mlg (codename:dorito) position at the window, mlg did the ultimate sacrifice.. positioning at the edge of the drop, he gave a nod and a farewell. in order to hit his trickshot... he had to jump... after a hesitation, he jumped... he spun in the air and with his 50. caliber rifle... he landed the shot.. a wooden thunk heard heard as the king had died, the dank meme soldiers sat in silence, mourning the losses of their own... what a disgusting ai slop race... a race of idiocy and brain deterioration.
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mlg took the trickshot for the world.. to save it all.. but at what cost... some say, as he fell... they heard... "OH MY GOD OH MY GOD WOOOOOOAOWFOAOWODFW" and some say the flash of dorito bags and mtn dew was seen... the trickshot of a lifetime..
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(istg, THIS IS HATING BRAINROT BTW, im not an idiot.. wait i am, but thats not the point.. i clarify for like the 5th time, i made this agianst brainrot. i do say the idea of "king tung tung" was idiotic, he is no king.. he is a monster...)
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PEAK cinema. will be buying a king tung tung t shirt
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ending: mlg was praised as a hero, a world defender at the cost of his life. the squad leader (shrek) was parised and promoted as the commander of the obama sandwitch army. the mvp (shaggy from scooby doo) was parised for his count in war.
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We've officially run out of original story ideas in this world. I fear you've taken the last one
