mr daibeto

[Yanderemenhera]

hello children, there's been a morbidly obess man watching you all year. he has tiny people who work for him unpaid, they make toys in a sweatshop that is never hot, they are in the north pole so it isnt a sweatshop! this man sees you as you sleep he knows when you are awake, he

knows

if you have met his standards for good behavior. if you're good, the morbidly obess man dressed in red will find his way into your house as you sleep, you will leave him cookies as an offering, and he'll leave toys underneath you're tree. he'll still be watching all year around, as you sleep, as you eat, as you breath. he calls himself santa too.

if you were bad, krampus will come instead. and you'll be thrown into a burlap sack with other children and you will be punished or dragged to hell. he works with santa, some say they are brothers too. krampus is a demon just like my mother so you must behave yourself.

happy holidays!!!

[Yanderemenhera]

this statement has infact been verified by the FDA

[redapplecups]

+2

[seesaw]

@Yanderemenhera I feel VERY uncomfortable with the way you are describing this but.... I'm ready for this Christmas. I will see this morbidly obese red man

[Kam]

yay Christmas :D

[Yanderemenhera]

@Raven are you santa?

[Yanderemenhera]

nar, you're probably krampus

[Yanderemenhera]