Human race is doomed as we know it

LarryFire

So for those who don’t watch the news there’s this virus going on I don’t know what it’s called but it gives people explosive diarrhea and I’m not talking about like normal diarrhea. I’m talking about like this shit puts you in the hospital like it can put you in the hospital because it makes you dehydrated. So be sure to stay hydrated and wash your fruits and vegetables because that’s where the virus comes from

Yanderemenhera

yummyers

ladiesman217

im gonna eat so many unwashed vegetables,,

TwoTimee

@sweetpuddin relate

TwoTimee

If im already super dehydrated does it cancel out orr....... /hj /silly

KiwiFarmsArkavel

Exclusively on Taco Bell

ShuriKitty

Yeah and I stubbed my toe yesterday that's why i think humanity's doomed.

ladiesman217

@freedom-fries fair
stub toe is bad pain

WeedAreTheWorld

I'm so excited

seal

misinformatiin
theyve already determined the farm it comes from (gotten v close)
and its only from lettuce, tomato, onion i believe
u cant wash the parasite off so its best to just avoid salads as meals for a while.
i also dont think there have been many fatalities from it. diarrhea is not going to doom the human race, lmfao

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bro im actually scared

ladiesman217

@seal poo

Yanderemenhera

we could use all that dairrhhea as a natural fertilizer #savetheearth

Sumrandomloser

@Yanderemenhera LMAOOO You're funny please Go BALD

Astra-chan

LOOK ME IN MY EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA VIRUS EYES

Astra-chan

@B0OK-BFD1A m9 doesn't have humour, glad I left the osc imagine if they're all like this.

Sumrandomloser

@LilSvift said in Human race is doomed as we know it:

@B0OK-BFD1A m9 doesn't have humour, glad I left the osc imagine if they're all like this.

"m9"??

ladiesman217

@Yanderemenhera good idea

should also help spread the virus

Astra-chan

@B0OK-BFD1A people used to say m9 instead of m8. pretty sure I'm the only one who still does that.

Sumrandomloser

oh ok
tho what does it means (Also The osc Is Actually has humor dw im just unfunny)