Tell me a joke. (And I'll rate it)
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@Luana.vasper omg yes thank u 🥹
Switch Only Nighttime Only The Council of Lua meow ★~ Karson Verified ~☆ friends of koru! >w< sweetpuddin | W1ckedSticky is #3 EST Timezone LGBTQ+ Of BDNS Omnisexual 💜🖤💙 neurodivergent D e p r e s s i o n . . . WARNING! STUPID! Hopeless Romantic pale as F∪CK Yandere after me!! "Screw you guys, I'm going home Peace and Quit Lua's Beta Readers I <3 writing AO3 READER we read fanfic lol Guitar peeps ♬⋆.˚ I Crochet or Knit! art council VOICE ACTORS OF BDNS did the dew yaoi enjoyer Agnostic ANTI-67 Anti-Spawn Anti-Clanker Anti-Islam Free Afghani Women CASEOH FAN!! Blue Lock! Rinsagi <3 certified saiki k fan JJBA watcher Stardust Crusaders | JJK FANS !! I <3 Vanitas no Carte Dark Deception lovers One Piece Fans Walking Dead I ❤️ Gorillaz Coldplay ♪Robbie's Bugs♪ Arctic Monkeys♥ Mindless Self Indulgence Radiohead I ❤️ The Smiths stomach book Mitski <3 Alex G lana del rey ENJAMBRE I <3 Vacations three days grace ☆Deftones☆ vocaloid Odetarii I ♥ Nirvana i ♥ weezer Red Hot Chilli Peppers Paramore@ext.savy Apparently, this finest little one, brilliance and all that belongeth to thee, must not understand the blatancy of how sarcastic thy has been with thine response.
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Try to be funny. I dare you.
I bet you're unfunny.
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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? ten tickles
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@Luana.vasper stfu........... Respectfully
Switch Only Nighttime Only The Council of Lua meow ★~ Karson Verified ~☆ friends of koru! >w< sweetpuddin | W1ckedSticky is #3 EST Timezone LGBTQ+ Of BDNS Omnisexual 💜🖤💙 neurodivergent D e p r e s s i o n . . . WARNING! STUPID! Hopeless Romantic pale as F∪CK Yandere after me!! "Screw you guys, I'm going home Peace and Quit Lua's Beta Readers I <3 writing AO3 READER we read fanfic lol Guitar peeps ♬⋆.˚ I Crochet or Knit! art council VOICE ACTORS OF BDNS did the dew yaoi enjoyer Agnostic ANTI-67 Anti-Spawn Anti-Clanker Anti-Islam Free Afghani Women CASEOH FAN!! Blue Lock! Rinsagi <3 certified saiki k fan JJBA watcher Stardust Crusaders | JJK FANS !! I <3 Vanitas no Carte Dark Deception lovers One Piece Fans Walking Dead I ❤️ Gorillaz Coldplay ♪Robbie's Bugs♪ Arctic Monkeys♥ Mindless Self Indulgence Radiohead I ❤️ The Smiths stomach book Mitski <3 Alex G lana del rey ENJAMBRE I <3 Vacations three days grace ☆Deftones☆ vocaloid Odetarii I ♥ Nirvana i ♥ weezer Red Hot Chilli Peppers Paramore@Rorschach -10/10. Not funny. Didn't laugh.
Bonus point for respect. Final score: -9/10
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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? ten tickles
Switch Only Nighttime Only The Council of Lua meow ★~ Karson Verified ~☆ friends of koru! >w< sweetpuddin | W1ckedSticky is #3 EST Timezone LGBTQ+ Of BDNS Omnisexual 💜🖤💙 neurodivergent D e p r e s s i o n . . . WARNING! STUPID! Hopeless Romantic pale as F∪CK Yandere after me!! "Screw you guys, I'm going home Peace and Quit Lua's Beta Readers I <3 writing AO3 READER we read fanfic lol Guitar peeps ♬⋆.˚ I Crochet or Knit! art council VOICE ACTORS OF BDNS did the dew yaoi enjoyer Agnostic ANTI-67 Anti-Spawn Anti-Clanker Anti-Islam Free Afghani Women CASEOH FAN!! Blue Lock! Rinsagi <3 certified saiki k fan JJBA watcher Stardust Crusaders | JJK FANS !! I <3 Vanitas no Carte Dark Deception lovers One Piece Fans Walking Dead I ❤️ Gorillaz Coldplay ♪Robbie's Bugs♪ Arctic Monkeys♥ Mindless Self Indulgence Radiohead I ❤️ The Smiths stomach book Mitski <3 Alex G lana del rey ENJAMBRE I <3 Vacations three days grace ☆Deftones☆ vocaloid Odetarii I ♥ Nirvana i ♥ weezer Red Hot Chilli Peppers Paramore@The_Traveler95 3.5/10. Heard it before.
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polyester man art council Guitar peeps ♬⋆.˚ Westhelm sweetpuddin lynn minions :3 Hide BDNS Ads lifemaxxing mac demarco fan ppl Tarmac fw<3 Anti-Spawn la peace SHIZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA loser Loved! <3 Artist I ❤️ Gorillaz I <3 Vacations The Council of Lua But 20$ is 20$ ★Vanilleyy Vertified★ Chud clone Jace Approved Invincible big guys Stardust Crusaders The JoJo Fans!! @Everyone chat-perms Family Linked 🥀 Multiplayer Piano Community haha you cant see this textepilepsy warning n sry for the brainrot lobotomy humor
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@ext.savy Apparently, this finest little one, brilliance and all that belongeth to thee, must not understand the blatancy of how sarcastic thy has been with thine response.
Melt Ice I ❤️ The Smiths short person Westhelm mommy issues i love cats Hello Kitty Cult I ❤️ Gorillaz jake and johnnie Anime Hispanos hamilfans!! Horror Movie obsession Has a Youtube Channel Silas Silver Group Spotify ig ''she's 17 scott'' Belt to ass Pierce the veil Kind people ₊˚⊹౨ৎ ₊˚⊹ ★Vanilleyy Vertified★ 420 Cluckers yaoi enjoyer mac demarco fan ☆Has Tiktok☆ lynn minions :3 Slipper to Ass atheist Deathnote ⁺‧₊˚ ཐི⋆♱⋆ཋྀ ˚₊‧⁺ | JJK FANS !! D e p r e s s i o n . . . Kiki’s fawns <3 Band Kid w e e d 👀🍃 Bisexual 💙💜🩷 Dizzy certified<3 Bureau Of Investigation & Interviews Vigilante@Luana.vasper hey I do understand how sarcastic works
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Volleyball Luke Combs fan womp womp Taken I ♡ My BF ☆★! Converse !☆★ Alex G Spotify ig D e p r e s s i o n . . . Hopeless Romantic Iron Deficient straight allies! neurodivergent ｡･ﾟﾟ･Vent-Friend 2.0 #1 kinger fan Caine fans!! ##adhd 420 chat-perms Dizzy certified<3 i ♥ weezer Gl1tch staff Nintendo Switch Users bookworms CASEOH FAN!! KITTYYYYYUHHH!! i love cats chronically online Mickey Munch Clubhouse Bannedwhat the difference between a light bulb and a pregnant lady?
you can unscrew a light bulb -
Volleyball Luke Combs fan womp womp Taken I ♡ My BF ☆★! Converse !☆★ Alex G Spotify ig D e p r e s s i o n . . . Hopeless Romantic Iron Deficient straight allies! neurodivergent ｡･ﾟﾟ･Vent-Friend 2.0 #1 kinger fan Caine fans!! ##adhd 420 chat-perms Dizzy certified<3 i ♥ weezer Gl1tch staff Nintendo Switch Users bookworms CASEOH FAN!! KITTYYYYYUHHH!! i love cats chronically online Mickey Munch Clubhouse Banned
what the difference between a light bulb and a pregnant lady?
you can unscrew a light bulb -
Volleyball Luke Combs fan womp womp Taken I ♡ My BF ☆★! Converse !☆★ Alex G Spotify ig D e p r e s s i o n . . . Hopeless Romantic Iron Deficient straight allies! neurodivergent ｡･ﾟﾟ･Vent-Friend 2.0 #1 kinger fan Caine fans!! ##adhd 420 chat-perms Dizzy certified<3 i ♥ weezer Gl1tch staff Nintendo Switch Users bookworms CASEOH FAN!! KITTYYYYYUHHH!! i love cats chronically online Mickey Munch Clubhouse Banned
omg my switch lagged
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epilepsy warning n sry for the brainrot lobotomy humor
Switch Only Nighttime Only The Council of Lua meow ★~ Karson Verified ~☆ friends of koru! >w< sweetpuddin | W1ckedSticky is #3 EST Timezone LGBTQ+ Of BDNS Omnisexual 💜🖤💙 neurodivergent D e p r e s s i o n . . . WARNING! STUPID! Hopeless Romantic pale as F∪CK Yandere after me!! "Screw you guys, I'm going home Peace and Quit Lua's Beta Readers I <3 writing AO3 READER we read fanfic lol Guitar peeps ♬⋆.˚ I Crochet or Knit! art council VOICE ACTORS OF BDNS did the dew yaoi enjoyer Agnostic ANTI-67 Anti-Spawn Anti-Clanker Anti-Islam Free Afghani Women CASEOH FAN!! Blue Lock! Rinsagi <3 certified saiki k fan JJBA watcher Stardust Crusaders | JJK FANS !! I <3 Vanitas no Carte Dark Deception lovers One Piece Fans Walking Dead I ❤️ Gorillaz Coldplay ♪Robbie's Bugs♪ Arctic Monkeys♥ Mindless Self Indulgence Radiohead I ❤️ The Smiths stomach book Mitski <3 Alex G lana del rey ENJAMBRE I <3 Vacations three days grace ☆Deftones☆ vocaloid Odetarii I ♥ Nirvana i ♥ weezer Red Hot Chilli Peppers Paramore@macncheese. Can't play it 'cause I'm on switch.
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what the difference between a light bulb and a pregnant lady?
you can unscrew a light bulb
Switch Only Nighttime Only The Council of Lua meow ★~ Karson Verified ~☆ friends of koru! >w< sweetpuddin | W1ckedSticky is #3 EST Timezone LGBTQ+ Of BDNS Omnisexual 💜🖤💙 neurodivergent D e p r e s s i o n . . . WARNING! STUPID! Hopeless Romantic pale as F∪CK Yandere after me!! "Screw you guys, I'm going home Peace and Quit Lua's Beta Readers I <3 writing AO3 READER we read fanfic lol Guitar peeps ♬⋆.˚ I Crochet or Knit! art council VOICE ACTORS OF BDNS did the dew yaoi enjoyer Agnostic ANTI-67 Anti-Spawn Anti-Clanker Anti-Islam Free Afghani Women CASEOH FAN!! Blue Lock! Rinsagi <3 certified saiki k fan JJBA watcher Stardust Crusaders | JJK FANS !! I <3 Vanitas no Carte Dark Deception lovers One Piece Fans Walking Dead I ❤️ Gorillaz Coldplay ♪Robbie's Bugs♪ Arctic Monkeys♥ Mindless Self Indulgence Radiohead I ❤️ The Smiths stomach book Mitski <3 Alex G lana del rey ENJAMBRE I <3 Vacations three days grace ☆Deftones☆ vocaloid Odetarii I ♥ Nirvana i ♥ weezer Red Hot Chilli Peppers Paramore@Dizzy-the-loser 5.5/10. Funny, but I've heard it before.
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my life
Melt Ice I ❤️ The Smiths short person Westhelm mommy issues i love cats Hello Kitty Cult I ❤️ Gorillaz jake and johnnie Anime Hispanos hamilfans!! Horror Movie obsession Has a Youtube Channel Silas Silver Group Spotify ig ''she's 17 scott'' Belt to ass Pierce the veil Kind people ₊˚⊹౨ৎ ₊˚⊹ ★Vanilleyy Vertified★ 420 Cluckers yaoi enjoyer mac demarco fan ☆Has Tiktok☆ lynn minions :3 Slipper to Ass atheist Deathnote ⁺‧₊˚ ཐི⋆♱⋆ཋྀ ˚₊‧⁺ | JJK FANS !! D e p r e s s i o n . . . Kiki’s fawns <3 Band Kid w e e d 👀🍃 Bisexual 💙💜🩷 Dizzy certified<3 Bureau Of Investigation & Interviews Vigilante@Shockrat ouu that's cold..
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my life
Switch Only Nighttime Only The Council of Lua meow ★~ Karson Verified ~☆ friends of koru! >w< sweetpuddin | W1ckedSticky is #3 EST Timezone LGBTQ+ Of BDNS Omnisexual 💜🖤💙 neurodivergent D e p r e s s i o n . . . WARNING! STUPID! Hopeless Romantic pale as F∪CK Yandere after me!! "Screw you guys, I'm going home Peace and Quit Lua's Beta Readers I <3 writing AO3 READER we read fanfic lol Guitar peeps ♬⋆.˚ I Crochet or Knit! art council VOICE ACTORS OF BDNS did the dew yaoi enjoyer Agnostic ANTI-67 Anti-Spawn Anti-Clanker Anti-Islam Free Afghani Women CASEOH FAN!! Blue Lock! Rinsagi <3 certified saiki k fan JJBA watcher Stardust Crusaders | JJK FANS !! I <3 Vanitas no Carte Dark Deception lovers One Piece Fans Walking Dead I ❤️ Gorillaz Coldplay ♪Robbie's Bugs♪ Arctic Monkeys♥ Mindless Self Indulgence Radiohead I ❤️ The Smiths stomach book Mitski <3 Alex G lana del rey ENJAMBRE I <3 Vacations three days grace ☆Deftones☆ vocaloid Odetarii I ♥ Nirvana i ♥ weezer Red Hot Chilli Peppers Paramore@Shockrat 10/10 for being relatable.
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pucker up buttercup and kiss my ahh
Switch Only Nighttime Only The Council of Lua meow ★~ Karson Verified ~☆ friends of koru! >w< sweetpuddin | W1ckedSticky is #3 EST Timezone LGBTQ+ Of BDNS Omnisexual 💜🖤💙 neurodivergent D e p r e s s i o n . . . WARNING! STUPID! Hopeless Romantic pale as F∪CK Yandere after me!! "Screw you guys, I'm going home Peace and Quit Lua's Beta Readers I <3 writing AO3 READER we read fanfic lol Guitar peeps ♬⋆.˚ I Crochet or Knit! art council VOICE ACTORS OF BDNS did the dew yaoi enjoyer Agnostic ANTI-67 Anti-Spawn Anti-Clanker Anti-Islam Free Afghani Women CASEOH FAN!! Blue Lock! Rinsagi <3 certified saiki k fan JJBA watcher Stardust Crusaders | JJK FANS !! I <3 Vanitas no Carte Dark Deception lovers One Piece Fans Walking Dead I ❤️ Gorillaz Coldplay ♪Robbie's Bugs♪ Arctic Monkeys♥ Mindless Self Indulgence Radiohead I ❤️ The Smiths stomach book Mitski <3 Alex G lana del rey ENJAMBRE I <3 Vacations three days grace ☆Deftones☆ vocaloid Odetarii I ♥ Nirvana i ♥ weezer Red Hot Chilli Peppers Paramore@Rorschach I did laugh, but this is not a joke, so you get 3/10
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my parents
@Rorschach 20/20, you told two jokes though, which isn't allowed.
Deltarune tomorrow
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@Rorschach 20/20, you told two jokes though, which isn't allowed.
@UnpaidIntern oop, I was tryna bring out my best jokes that didn't get me banned
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