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Tell me a joke. (And I'll rate it)

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Luana.vasper

Try to be funny. I dare you.

I bet you're unfunny.
Rorschach
Vigilante NOCTURNAL neurodivergent
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@Luana.vasper stfu........... Respectfully
The tremors of impact shook my arm. Warm blood splashed my face. Whatever was left of Walter Kovacs died that night with that little girl. From there on, there was only Rorschach. See docter, god didn't kill that little girl.
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The_Traveller95

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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? ten tickles
The Traveller and Kermit the Frog were here
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Rorschach

@Luana.vasper stfu........... Respectfully
Luana.vasper
NOCTURNAL i never sleep at night Nintendo Switch Users neurodivergent D e p r e s s i o n . . . LGBTQ+ Of BDNS Omnisexual 💜🖤💙 did the dew pale as F∪CK Hopeless Romantic WARNING! STUPID! Gets hated on ANTI-67 Yandere after me!! I <3 writing Luana's Beta Readers <3 Guitar peeps ♬⋆.˚ AO3 READER yaoi enjoyer we read fanfic lol CASEOH FAN!! Blue Lock! Rinsagi <3 certified saiki k fan JJBA watcher Stardust Crusaders I <3 Vanitas no Carte Walking Dead | JJK FANS !! One Piece Fans I ❤️ Gorillaz ♪Robbie's Bugs♪ Mindless Self Indulgence stomach book Radiohead Coldplay Mitski <3 Arctic Monkeys♥ Alex G I <3 Vacations I ❤️ The Smiths ☆Deftones☆ ♪ENJAMBRE♪ lana del rey vocaloid three days grace Odetarii
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@Rorschach -10/10. Not funny. Didn't laugh.

Bonus point for respect. Final score: -9/10
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The_Traveller95

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? ten tickles
Luana.vasper
NOCTURNAL i never sleep at night Nintendo Switch Users neurodivergent D e p r e s s i o n . . . LGBTQ+ Of BDNS Omnisexual 💜🖤💙 did the dew pale as F∪CK Hopeless Romantic WARNING! STUPID! Gets hated on ANTI-67 Yandere after me!! I <3 writing Luana's Beta Readers <3 Guitar peeps ♬⋆.˚ AO3 READER yaoi enjoyer we read fanfic lol CASEOH FAN!! Blue Lock! Rinsagi <3 certified saiki k fan JJBA watcher Stardust Crusaders I <3 Vanitas no Carte Walking Dead | JJK FANS !! One Piece Fans I ❤️ Gorillaz ♪Robbie's Bugs♪ Mindless Self Indulgence stomach book Radiohead Coldplay Mitski <3 Arctic Monkeys♥ Alex G I <3 Vacations I ❤️ The Smiths ☆Deftones☆ ♪ENJAMBRE♪ lana del rey vocaloid three days grace Odetarii
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@The_Traveler95 3.5/10. Heard it before.
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macncheese.
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epilepsy warning n sry for the brainrot lobotomy humor
live ur life to the fullest, as it should be lived.
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Luana.vasper

@ext.savy Apparently, this finest little one, brilliance and all that belongeth to thee, must not understand the blatancy of how sarcastic thy has been with thine response.
ext.savy
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@Luana.vasper hey I do understand how sarcastic works
megumi 🤤
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Dizzy-the-loser
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what the difference between a light bulb and a pregnant lady?
you can unscrew a light bulb
Constable Black "Hey dispatch can we get more units?" Dispatch: 10-4 Constable Wood "Dispatch can we start a 52 on the way." Dispatch:10-4 Constable Boris "Can we get a unit to HSC, to relive us for a mental health forum 3?" Radio static... 2 hours later.... Dispatch:10-4
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Dizzy-the-loser
CASEOH FAN!! Volleyball ##adhd womp womp Spotify ig D e p r e s s i o n . . . neurodivergent ｡･ﾟﾟ･Vent-Friend 2.0 bookworms
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what the difference between a light bulb and a pregnant lady?
you can unscrew a light bulb
Constable Black "Hey dispatch can we get more units?" Dispatch: 10-4 Constable Wood "Dispatch can we start a 52 on the way." Dispatch:10-4 Constable Boris "Can we get a unit to HSC, to relive us for a mental health forum 3?" Radio static... 2 hours later.... Dispatch:10-4
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Dizzy-the-loser
CASEOH FAN!! Volleyball ##adhd womp womp Spotify ig D e p r e s s i o n . . . neurodivergent ｡･ﾟﾟ･Vent-Friend 2.0 bookworms
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omg my switch lagged
Constable Black "Hey dispatch can we get more units?" Dispatch: 10-4 Constable Wood "Dispatch can we start a 52 on the way." Dispatch:10-4 Constable Boris "Can we get a unit to HSC, to relive us for a mental health forum 3?" Radio static... 2 hours later.... Dispatch:10-4
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macncheese.

epilepsy warning n sry for the brainrot lobotomy humor
Luana.vasper
NOCTURNAL i never sleep at night Nintendo Switch Users neurodivergent D e p r e s s i o n . . . LGBTQ+ Of BDNS Omnisexual 💜🖤💙 did the dew pale as F∪CK Hopeless Romantic WARNING! STUPID! Gets hated on ANTI-67 Yandere after me!! I <3 writing Luana's Beta Readers <3 Guitar peeps ♬⋆.˚ AO3 READER yaoi enjoyer we read fanfic lol CASEOH FAN!! Blue Lock! Rinsagi <3 certified saiki k fan JJBA watcher Stardust Crusaders I <3 Vanitas no Carte Walking Dead | JJK FANS !! One Piece Fans I ❤️ Gorillaz ♪Robbie's Bugs♪ Mindless Self Indulgence stomach book Radiohead Coldplay Mitski <3 Arctic Monkeys♥ Alex G I <3 Vacations I ❤️ The Smiths ☆Deftones☆ ♪ENJAMBRE♪ lana del rey vocaloid three days grace Odetarii
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@macncheese. Can't play it 'cause I'm on switch.
Green: Active. U can dm me and expect a response.
Yellow: I'm awake, but I'm doing smth else. Might be back in 20 minutes or so.
Red: Dead. It rhymes.
Grey: I'm asleep, or it's past the hours in which I'm available (specified in bio).

Please join my fanfic discussions group! :D (See info in bio)
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Dizzy-the-loser

what the difference between a light bulb and a pregnant lady?
you can unscrew a light bulb
Luana.vasper
NOCTURNAL i never sleep at night Nintendo Switch Users neurodivergent D e p r e s s i o n . . . LGBTQ+ Of BDNS Omnisexual 💜🖤💙 did the dew pale as F∪CK Hopeless Romantic WARNING! STUPID! Gets hated on ANTI-67 Yandere after me!! I <3 writing Luana's Beta Readers <3 Guitar peeps ♬⋆.˚ AO3 READER yaoi enjoyer we read fanfic lol CASEOH FAN!! Blue Lock! Rinsagi <3 certified saiki k fan JJBA watcher Stardust Crusaders I <3 Vanitas no Carte Walking Dead | JJK FANS !! One Piece Fans I ❤️ Gorillaz ♪Robbie's Bugs♪ Mindless Self Indulgence stomach book Radiohead Coldplay Mitski <3 Arctic Monkeys♥ Alex G I <3 Vacations I ❤️ The Smiths ☆Deftones☆ ♪ENJAMBRE♪ lana del rey vocaloid three days grace Odetarii
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@Dizzy-the-loser 5.5/10. Funny, but I've heard it before.
Green: Active. U can dm me and expect a response.
Yellow: I'm awake, but I'm doing smth else. Might be back in 20 minutes or so.
Red: Dead. It rhymes.
Grey: I'm asleep, or it's past the hours in which I'm available (specified in bio).

Please join my fanfic discussions group! :D (See info in bio)
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Shockrat
did the dew I ♥ Nirvana ##adhd soad SAO Nintendo Switch Users Snail News Staff!
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my life
Hear me out, Lisbeth the blacksmith.
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Shockrat

my life
ext.savy
Melt Ice I ❤️ The Smiths short person Westhelm mommy issues i love cats Hello Kitty Cult I ❤️ Gorillaz jake and johnnie Anime Hispanos hamilfans!! Horror Movie obsession Has a Youtube Channel Silas Silver Group ♡♥Bisexual♥♡ Spotify ig ''she's 17 scott'' Belt to ass Pierce the veil Kind people ₊˚⊹౨ৎ ₊˚⊹ ★Vanilleyy Vertified★ 420 Cluckers yaoi enjoyer mac demarco fan ☆Has Tiktok☆ lynn minions :3 Slipper to Ass atheist Deathnote ⁺‧₊˚ ཐི⋆♱⋆ཋྀ ˚₊‧⁺ | JJK FANS !! D e p r e s s i o n . . . Kiki’s fawns <3 Band Kid I ♡ My BF w e e d 👀🍃
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@Shockrat ouu that's cold..
megumi 🤤
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Shockrat

my life
Luana.vasper
NOCTURNAL i never sleep at night Nintendo Switch Users neurodivergent D e p r e s s i o n . . . LGBTQ+ Of BDNS Omnisexual 💜🖤💙 did the dew pale as F∪CK Hopeless Romantic WARNING! STUPID! Gets hated on ANTI-67 Yandere after me!! I <3 writing Luana's Beta Readers <3 Guitar peeps ♬⋆.˚ AO3 READER yaoi enjoyer we read fanfic lol CASEOH FAN!! Blue Lock! Rinsagi <3 certified saiki k fan JJBA watcher Stardust Crusaders I <3 Vanitas no Carte Walking Dead | JJK FANS !! One Piece Fans I ❤️ Gorillaz ♪Robbie's Bugs♪ Mindless Self Indulgence stomach book Radiohead Coldplay Mitski <3 Arctic Monkeys♥ Alex G I <3 Vacations I ❤️ The Smiths ☆Deftones☆ ♪ENJAMBRE♪ lana del rey vocaloid three days grace Odetarii
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@Shockrat 10/10 for being relatable.
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Yellow: I'm awake, but I'm doing smth else. Might be back in 20 minutes or so.
Red: Dead. It rhymes.
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Please join my fanfic discussions group! :D (See info in bio)
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Rorschach
Vigilante NOCTURNAL neurodivergent
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pucker up buttercup and kiss my ahh
The tremors of impact shook my arm. Warm blood splashed my face. Whatever was left of Walter Kovacs died that night with that little girl. From there on, there was only Rorschach. See docter, god didn't kill that little girl.
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Green: Active. U can dm me and expect a response. Yellow: I'm awake, but I'm doing smth else. Might be back in 20 minutes or so. Red: Dead. It rhymes. Grey: I'm asleep, or it's past the hours in which I'm available (specified in bio).

Green: Active. U can dm me and expect a response. Yellow: I'm awake, but I'm doing smth else. Might be back in 20 minutes or so. Red: Dead. It rhymes. Grey: I'm asleep, or it's past the hours in which I'm available (specified in bio).

Green: Active. U can dm me and expect a response.
Yellow: I'm awake, but I'm doing smth else. Might be back in 20 minutes or so.
Red: Dead. It rhymes.
Grey: I'm asleep, or it's past the hours in which I'm available (specified in bio).

Green: Active. U can dm me and expect a response.
Yellow: I'm awake, but I'm doing smth else. Might be back in 20 minutes or so.
Red: Dead. It rhymes.
Grey: I'm asleep, or it's past the hours in which I'm available (specified in bio).

Green: Active. U can dm me and expect a response.
Yellow: I'm awake, but I'm doing smth else. Might be back in 20 minutes or so.
Red: Dead. It rhymes.
Grey: I'm asleep, or it's past the hours in which I'm available (specified in bio).

Green: Active. U can dm me and expect a response.
Yellow: I'm awake, but I'm doing smth else. Might be back in 20 minutes or so.
Red: Dead. It rhymes.
Grey: I'm asleep, or it's past the hours in which I'm available (specified in bio).

Green: Active. U can dm me and expect a response.
Yellow: I'm awake, but I'm doing smth else. Might be back in 20 minutes or so.
Red: Dead. It rhymes.
Grey: I'm asleep, or it's past the hours in which I'm available (specified in bio).