Give me a video game character and I'll give them an absolute BS queer headcanon.

[Astra-chan]

@providence_xp that makes so much sense. no idea for a haiku. what a headcanon.

[Astra-chan]

smth like that.

[Shockrat]

Ken from street fighter.

[Luana.vasper]

Sephiroth from Final Fantasy (as if he isn't already queer)

Risotto Nero from Jojo All Star

AND

Chester the Cheetah (not a video game character)

[providence_xp]

@Shockrat gae

[providence_xp]

@Luana.vasper Sephiroth is genderfluid
Risotto Nero is a femboy and pansexual
And Chester the Cheetah is OBVIOUSLY a furry. BUT. THERE'S A TWIST. HE'S A HOMOPHOBIC FURRY-

[Luana.vasper]

@providence_xp NOT A HOMOPHOBIC FURRY

[providence_xp]

@Luana.vasper YESSS IT IS A CANON EVENT BECAUSE I AM THE QUEER GOD

[Luana.vasper]

@providence_xp Wait, what about aphrodite?

[providence_xp]

@Luana.vasper oh, that's my cousin, we dont talk much

[Luana.vasper]

@providence_xp O◎O Did smth happen between you two?

[providence_xp]

@Luana.vasper ngl i was kinda jealous that SHE got all the attention while I (Providencius, god of twinks) was ignored >:(

[Luana.vasper]

@providence_xp Awe, I'm sorry she was such an attention wh0re... Dw, I'll make sure you get the attention you deserve.

[Luana.vasper]

ALL HAIL PROVIDENCIUS, GOD OF QUEERDOM!

[providence_xp]

@Luana.vasper AWWW THANK YOUUUUUU THANK YOU THANK YOU

[Luana.vasper]

@providence_xp It is no problem at all, most great and most high curtsy