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    A Former User
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    #37

    I hate double standards. Burn a body at a crematorium, you're "being a respectful friend." Do it at home and you're "destroying evidence."

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      #38

      Did you hear about the guy who got his left side chopped off? He's all right now!

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        #39

        Why don’t skeletons ever go trick or treating? Because they have no body to go with

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          My favorite Disney movie is The Hunchback of Notre Dame. I love a hero with a twisted back story

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            #41

            Give a man a plane ticket and he flies for the day. Push him out of the plane at 3,000 feet and he'll fly for the rest of his life.

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              #42

              Where do you find a dog with no legs?

              Right where u left it.

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                #43

                What do you call a dog with no legs?
                It doesn’t matter what you call him, he won’t come anyway

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                  #44

                  All jokes are funny with the right delivery except miscarriage jokes

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                    #45

                    An apple a day keeps the doctor away. At least if you throw it hard enough

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                      Neko Banned
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                      #46

                      an apple a day keeps apple away

                      What if- and hear me out- what if BrowseDNS wasn't a drama hellhole?

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                          #48

                          I saw a crying child so I asked him where his parents were, this made him cry harder.
                          So, uh, working in an orphanage is fun.

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                            Co-Admin clowns
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                            #49

                            Deez nuts

                            Making the community better, one day at a time. ♡

                            I am smart so you don't have to be ☆

                            I'm not a global mod ◇

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                            • ? A Former User

                              Post your dark jokes here.

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                              @AwesomeKoala89 Add another K to your nickname and we will be screwed... (ITS A JOKE DONT CANCEL ME-)

                              Making the community better, one day at a time. ♡

                              I am smart so you don't have to be ☆

                              I'm not a global mod ◇

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                                Co-Admin clowns
                                wrote on last edited by
                                #51

                                A motivational speaker with no arms: Even if I don't have any arms, I can still do everything you can do!

                                Me: If your happy and you know it clap your hands

                                Making the community better, one day at a time. ♡

                                I am smart so you don't have to be ☆

                                I'm not a global mod ◇

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                                  #52

                                  i kept wondering why my friend was so cold, i stayed with him for days trying to warm him up. until i was told to leave the morgue

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                                  • ? A Former User

                                    I wasnt close to my father when he died

                                    Which is good because he stepped on a landmine

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                                    Neko Banned
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                                    #53

                                    @AwesomeKoala89 shit man

                                    What if- and hear me out- what if BrowseDNS wasn't a drama hellhole?

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                                      Neko Banned
                                      wrote on last edited by
                                      #54

                                      Today I asked my phone "Siri, why am I still single?" and it opened the front camera.

                                      What if- and hear me out- what if BrowseDNS wasn't a drama hellhole?

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                                        .𖥔 ݁ ˖ Bumi Supremacy 𔓘 .𖥔 ݁ ˖ Odetari Girl 𔓘 QUINNs pals swifties Donut's Box meow #Antichiruby society hit again BDNS DATABASE #BRINGBDNSBACK Stay Sober LGBTQ+ Of BDNS ∀ Chainsaw Man ∀ #SaveBrowseDNS The Official BDNS Mod Appreciation Group Lovers Of Latin smash or pass gang high af Mr. Duran's class Aka: Owls pet lovers! Fml Eldritch Horrors Survived a near death experience (yay) Steam Fans Guardians Of BDNS genshin impact players Neko TheFurriesOfDNS survivors The Vocal Side. #KeepBDNSSafe The Official Mother Figure of BDNS Repelli Destroyers Animal Crossing Gang 🤘Metal Fans🤘 abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz #DownWithTheControversy Jizzrag Supremacy tempral stans cool ppl!😎 chat-perms artist's.. Bee and Puppycat fan '^' Todoroki's g r o u p .-. K-Pop Stans ♡♡ Stardust Crusaders ♡Chiruby Besties♥ Spotify ig Chaotic People 👌👌👌 JaredMLG besties we read fanfic lol Shownu Besties Lop Never Dies certified crackhead Has a Youtube Channel The Top V My Dress-Up Darling Supremacy Heavymetal fans!?!? Dark Humor Club Certified Weebs Milk and Cereal Buddies <3 Minecraft Pros #lopgang4life ariana grande stans Nintendo Switch Users Definitely a real group. Apple juice supremes apple-y 3ds Players My Hero Academia Chaotic Asexuals orange juice >>> apple juice Walking Dead Fans Epic Gamers 55 Ukraine supporter invite in to best chatssss switch players TRUE Gamers One Piece Fans fashionable people People who like frappes and those coffee milkshake things clowns PKM FAN Hackers neurodivergent Senkosexual Support Group not a serious group talk about wtv right to repair Demon Slayer = epic Coders People Switchbru my little pony fan club Sneakerhead
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                                        #55

                                        Do you know what's a joke?
                                        Ask my dad why he left from my life.

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                                          Felixa Lee
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                                          why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.

                                          TypeFriendly.
                                          SexualityPansexual.
                                          StatusMarried to Felix Lee close names
                                          High Functioning Aspergrs Autism ADHDSeparationAnxietyAggressionOCDDiorderSocialPhobiaDisorderPTSbipolarDIDHaphephobia. full south orean born in Sydney Australia i speak Korean

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