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leaves for meeting

oh ok ill save you some pretzels

@Pancakex YIPPEE (monotone voice) you have a meeting in 5 minutes

@Pancakex can i be ur secretary now that you rule this building

uhhh i think u need a certain amount of reputation to make a bio, but yea! school was cancelled! (good) buuuut we have to do synchronous elearning... (BAD BAD BAD BAD)

what the wow hello uhm uh hi erm my god OH NO HE'S HOT!

@KiwiFarmsArkavel where are getting this actual gold im losing it, like ik what you mean, i deal with ts everyday, but these names are fucking hilarious

imma just write down that book of golden insults real quick

YES YES YES I FUCKING LOVE SQUIRRELS OH MY GOD YES THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE

your pfp either tells me you really like sweet tea, or really hate it

@I_eat_sharpie that sounds like a dream, i live in a very rural area

not personally religious but i live in a religious household, see, there are christians, who follow jesus, go to church, and invite people to go to church if they're feeling spicy that day, so you don't really know they're Christian, unless you ask. this is the good kind. then, there are crazy asses who do what you were describing, as well as:
person: mom, i think im bi
mom: sends facebook bible verse ykwim
they are, to put it simply, karens but Christian obsessed

ok ive been self concious (wooooow great spelling) about biting my finger nails now that ive talked about it dear god why is everything about me suddenly weird my left eye closes slightly more than my right eye wtf is going on

i have this weird thing where i like to steal things from people i dont like just to piss them off, and i dont tell anyone about it because i dont wanna be diagnosed with kleptomania

cancer... but if u turn it 90 degrees...

i resolve to not eat ramen twice a month

so ive been growing out my hair for 3 years and i LOVED how my hair was. my hair is dark brown, curly at the tips only, has a side part, and is SUPER thick. anyway, when it grew out, it made my hair look like a gacha life hairstyle, and it was sorta like a bob, but it stuck out at the sides. hold it timers almost up, will continue in a moment