The Lord of the Rings/The Hobbit

[Luana.vasper]

Bro, everything abt this shit is so cool. Like all of the places are so fascinating and OMG I LOVE THE TALKING TREES BRO AHHH I WANT ONE. I absolutely love the elves (except Galadriel; she kind of creeps me). Legolas and Aragorn are so kewl And the author like invented his own languages for the series. Who can say that isn't cool af?

Overall, I'm very pleased with it. Even if it is a bit cheesy. There are so many interesting aspects to it.

Except for one thing...

WHY DO ALL THE ENEMIES HAVE TO BE SO FCKING DISGUSTING BRO? LIKE WTH? EUGH THEY'RE REVOLTING

THE ORCS LOOK LIKE SWEATY, SLIMY TUMORS COVERED IN PUSS POCKETS OR SOMETHING THAT CAME OUT OF AN ASSHOLE. WHY DO I HAVE TO LOOK AT THAT AHHHH DISGUSTING

DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON THE GOBLINS. THE FCKING GOBLIN KING? WHAT EVEN IS THAT? HE'S LITERALLY SYPHILIS INCARNATE WITH A GIANT CHIN SAC THAT JIGGLES EVERYWHERE HE GOES.

Even the seemingly normal enemies are vomit-inducing because they're so horrid and eat like slopped pigs. And even past that I can barely stand to lay eyes on the hobbit feet. The least nasty thing I saw were maybe the giant spiders and the wraiths? Everything else was just horrible.

The only plus side to that was that I got to see them stabbed through, ripped apart, and decapitated.

[macncheese.]

YES bro
Genuinely my fav trilogies ever

[TH4TTR4N5F3M_VA]

@Luana.vasper said in The Lord of the Rings/The Hobbit:

And the author like invented his own languages for the series. Who can say that isn't cool af?

Read the artemis fowl books. At the bottom of every page theres gnomeish

[macncheese.]

@TH4TTR4N5F3M_VA rly?
I nver noticed

[TH4TTR4N5F3M_VA]

@macncheese. Read the arctic incident

[TH4TTR4N5F3M_VA]

the weird symbols at the bottom

[Shockrat]

@TH4TTR4N5F3M_VA Artemis fowl is like top 5 books ever

[ShuriKitty]

Artemis Fowl is the shit

[urfavmonster.3]

"mY PreCiouSsS " In loving memory of Sméagol

[Rorschach]

peakssss