Who here has seen The Black Phone?

[Sup3rSwaggyy1983]

BRADYYY HEPNERRR, MY BELOVEDD ️️️

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@Sup3rSwaggyy1983 LUCIOUSSSS LOCKKSSS!!!!

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what you doing if the grabber pulls up in yo neighbourhood?

[Sup3rSwaggyy1983]

@Jellie I WAS GONNA WATCH IT TOGETHER WITH MY PARENTS, BUT MY DAD FELT PETTY AND DECIDED TO BINGE WATCH IT WITHOUT ME BC MY PARENTS WERE UPSET THAT I WATCHED THE LAST EP OF STRANGER THINGS WITHOUT THEM SO, NOW I GOTTA WAIT TILL MY MOM LOGS INTO THE FUCKASS HBO ACC ON MY TV

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@Sup3rSwaggyy1983 BRUUUUUU

[Sup3rSwaggyy1983]

@Jellie Realistically he wouldn't grab me bc I'm a girl, but id still be running away. However, if this was an Ao3 fanfic, run STRAIGHT towards him and be the naughtiest boy there is so I can become a ghost and marry Vance

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@Sup3rSwaggyy1983 LMAO.. I'll be his next victim after you then be the ghost priest and we'll be in the basement bro and I'll announce you and vancey poo's vows

[Sup3rSwaggyy1983]

@Jellie exactly. Thank you, all the ghosts in that basement are invited 🥹🥹 Finney could donate all the damn soda and his fuckass eggs to us for the feast. We'll make a cake outta them somehow, I'll find a way. I always do.

[Skylerķ]

lmao

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@Sup3rSwaggyy1983 we'll lowk create harmony we'll all be in like a circle .. I would create ya'll a wedding mural with thr blood and shit on the walls yk.. we'll even get a boquet somehow!!

[Skylerķ]

the eggs maybe?

[Sup3rSwaggyy1983]

@Jellie we'll drink the still toilet water like it's fine champagne, we'll dance and frolic to the ringing of the annoying ass phone, and we'll even vote to have someone venture upstairs and grab extra refreshments (it's def gonna be Griffin) 🥹🥹

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@Sup3rSwaggyy1983 I wouldn't mind if its me I want my ghost ass to get a lil spank'n...

[Sup3rSwaggyy1983]

@Jellie ey, if you want the grabber to go ahead and get yah...that's on you

[I_eat_sharpie]

@Jellie he looks like he'd be a part of löded diper from diary of a wimpy kid </3

[Sup3rSwaggyy1983]

@I_eat_sharpie idk about the accuracy of this statement, but I fear he may be finer than rodrick..I dunno tho..

[I_eat_sharpie]

@Sup3rSwaggyy1983 tbh rodric is fine shyt i just feel like he'd be a member if given the chance

[Sup3rSwaggyy1983]

@I_eat_sharpie actually, Vance would prolly beat them up ngl

[I_eat_sharpie]

@Sup3rSwaggyy1983 Crazy. im not in that fandom so i wouldn't know

[Sup3rSwaggyy1983]

@I_eat_sharpie you should be, the source material is so good