Who here has seen The Black Phone?

[w1ckedsticky1983]

BRADYYY HEPNERRR, MY BELOVEDD ️️️

[snailbly]

@Sup3rSwaggyy1983 LUCIOUSSSS LOCKKSSS!!!!

[snailbly]

what you doing if the grabber pulls up in yo neighbourhood?

[w1ckedsticky1983]

@Jellie I WAS GONNA WATCH IT TOGETHER WITH MY PARENTS, BUT MY DAD FELT PETTY AND DECIDED TO BINGE WATCH IT WITHOUT ME BC MY PARENTS WERE UPSET THAT I WATCHED THE LAST EP OF STRANGER THINGS WITHOUT THEM SO, NOW I GOTTA WAIT TILL MY MOM LOGS INTO THE FUCKASS HBO ACC ON MY TV

[snailbly]

@Sup3rSwaggyy1983 BRUUUUUU

[w1ckedsticky1983]

@Jellie Realistically he wouldn't grab me bc I'm a girl, but id still be running away. However, if this was an Ao3 fanfic, run STRAIGHT towards him and be the naughtiest boy there is so I can become a ghost and marry Vance

[snailbly]

@Sup3rSwaggyy1983 LMAO.. I'll be his next victim after you then be the ghost priest and we'll be in the basement bro and I'll announce you and vancey poo's vows

[w1ckedsticky1983]

@Jellie exactly. Thank you, all the ghosts in that basement are invited 🥹🥹 Finney could donate all the damn soda and his fuckass eggs to us for the feast. We'll make a cake outta them somehow, I'll find a way. I always do.

[Skylerķ]

lmao

[snailbly]

@Sup3rSwaggyy1983 we'll lowk create harmony we'll all be in like a circle .. I would create ya'll a wedding mural with thr blood and shit on the walls yk.. we'll even get a boquet somehow!!

[Skylerķ]

the eggs maybe?

[w1ckedsticky1983]

@Jellie we'll drink the still toilet water like it's fine champagne, we'll dance and frolic to the ringing of the annoying [censored] phone, and we'll even vote to have someone venture upstairs and grab extra refreshments (it's def gonna be Griffin) 🥹🥹

[snailbly]

@Sup3rSwaggyy1983 I wouldn't mind if its me I want my ghost [censored] to get a lil spank'n...

[w1ckedsticky1983]

@Jellie ey, if you want the grabber to go ahead and get yah...that's on you

[I_eat_sharpie]

@Jellie he looks like he'd be a part of löded diper from diary of a wimpy kid </3

[w1ckedsticky1983]

@I_eat_sharpie idk about the accuracy of this statement, but I fear he may be finer than rodrick..I dunno tho..

[I_eat_sharpie]

@Sup3rSwaggyy1983 tbh rodric is fine shyt i just feel like he'd be a member if given the chance

[w1ckedsticky1983]

@I_eat_sharpie actually, Vance would prolly beat them up ngl

[I_eat_sharpie]

@Sup3rSwaggyy1983 Crazy. im not in that fandom so i wouldn't know

[w1ckedsticky1983]

@I_eat_sharpie you should be, the source material is so good