reviving the bdns trend

[Yanderemenhera]

they are inside of your little brother jaccob. now daddy needs you to put down the fabiloso as the wattemellons on the package are the scent, not the flavor. its super gross and yuck... please put it down jaccob...

JACCOB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ybue]

HE ATE MY LUCKY CHARMS?!! IM GONNA KILL HIM-

[Yanderemenhera]

@ybue you're the one who made him eat them.... jaccob.. you are 42 now.. daddy is afraid.. i'm calling the police

[ybue]

dad what are you talking about..?

[Yanderemenhera]

@ybue please don't hurt us... I know Jessica broke up with you.. but this is WHY! you're a violent pathological lier. i'm 84 years old, i'm too old to be dealing with you!

[ybue]

hurt? what? dad your in memory care for a reason..

[Yanderemenhera]

@ybue please... put down the fabiloso

[SweetLikeTarmac]

ding dong
theres a baby in a basket dropped off by a stork

[ybue]

huh? what's in here..

[Faust]

I tried faking my death once and succeeded because I didn't forget to unconnect my spotify from my last fm