things to eat while obesity-maxxxing for beginners

[Yanderemenhera]

@Everyone should something like this become my bio?

[w1ckedsticky1983]

Yes!

[orbital]

ty but im closet to my next birthday than my last one

[spamburger]

@orbital son I’m crine

[orbital]

@spamburger senior [censored]

[spamburger]

@orbital I’m glad downvotes are back

[Yanderemenhera]

@orbital dw, i restored it back to zero and not negative one

[Yanderemenhera]

@spamburger muhahaha (downvotes post)

[spamburger]

@Yanderemenhera hey wait no don’t do that

[Yanderemenhera]

@spamburger ರ_ರ

[Aries]

#heartDiseaseSpeedrun
#CloggedArteriesAren'tCute

[Gamizavier]

They say my hungers a problem..

[Yanderemenhera]

@Gamizavier they tell me to control my appetite

[Gamizavier]

@Yanderemenhera curb* not control larper

[BoredRat]

i start off my day by eating a gram of antimatter for 43 trillion calories then sit down in my sweaty gamer chair and talk to my kawaii waifu for 7 hours then i use my daily gatorade piss bottle, then spend 1 hour slapping my belly until fat juices erupt from my belly button, that i then drink for extra calories, once thats done my sweaty gamer chair collapses under my immense weight and i fall asleep on the floor.

[LarryFire]

A V8 supercharged engine

[CatsRCool]

@orbital yeah I’m closet too