things to eat while obesity-maxxxing for beginners

[Yanderemenhera]

have you ever looked at someone on show's like my 600lb life or someone like niccacado avacado? this food tutorial will help turn you into a plus-sized baddie in no time!

1. 12 fluid oz of olive oil is 2,900 calories

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2. one lb of butter is 3,258 calories

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3. one gallon of gas is 31000 calories

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4. me (minus things like organs) roughly 25,000 calories

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5. one gram of uranium is 20 billion calories

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tips to avoid burning calories:

1. get your set up, make sure you don't need to leave your bed or gaming chair ever.
2. find someone to take care of you full time, like your mother or your romantic partner.
3. find a way to make money online, like streeming on twitch
4. become a discord or reddit moderator.
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have an excellent day, and good luck to the obesty-maxxing people.

Spoiler

@orbital this topic is a present for you. I vaguely remember talking about this on discord vc. Merry Christmas and happy late birthday

[Yanderemenhera]

@Everyone should something like this become my bio?

[w1ckedsticky1983]

Yes!

[orbital]

ty but im closet to my next birthday than my last one

[spamburger]

@orbital son I’m crine

[orbital]

@spamburger senior [censored]

[spamburger]

@orbital I’m glad downvotes are back

[Yanderemenhera]

@orbital dw, i restored it back to zero and not negative one

[Yanderemenhera]

@spamburger muhahaha (downvotes post)

[spamburger]

@Yanderemenhera hey wait no don’t do that

[Yanderemenhera]

@spamburger ರ_ರ

[Aries]

#heartDiseaseSpeedrun
#CloggedArteriesAren'tCute

[Gamizavier]

They say my hungers a problem..

[Yanderemenhera]

@Gamizavier they tell me to control my appetite

[Gamizavier]

@Yanderemenhera curb* not control larper

[BoredRat]

i start off my day by eating a gram of antimatter for 43 trillion calories then sit down in my sweaty gamer chair and talk to my kawaii waifu for 7 hours then i use my daily gatorade piss bottle, then spend 1 hour slapping my belly until fat juices erupt from my belly button, that i then drink for extra calories, once thats done my sweaty gamer chair collapses under my immense weight and i fall asleep on the floor.

[LarryFire]

A V8 supercharged engine

[CatsRCool]

@orbital yeah I’m closet too