This is why I said don't f#ck with me

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So I'm walking through the street on my way home a girl drops her money not noticing I tap her bend down pick it up to give it to her she yells "I don't know you your poor don't give me your charity* well damn f#ck being nicw I just hand it to her and walk off and she throughs it back at me and says " men are like sports there meant to be played* I said back girls are like rocks the flat ones get skipped so I walk away and she says take your money I spin and say "its not mine your the one who dropped it

ShuriKitty

so tuff

ScaryLikeTarmac

wowie...

nyx

@xXIdc_go_awayXx i guess??

w1ckedsticky1983

top 1o things that NEVER happened

nyx

@w1ckedsticky1983 LMAO

w1ckedsticky1983

@nyx I'm fricken giggling bro

nyx

@w1ckedsticky1983 fr

Snail Mail

Durr does not approve.

spamburger

@xXIdc_go_awayXx
Reminds me of the one time this guy told me I was dumb and then he got in my face and told me I was ugly and I said I’m not your motherfrickin mirror boy and he backed off and said damn you’re so sigma but I laughed at him

w1ckedsticky1983

@spamburger Boi... This is like... Fricken tuff..

I would laik explode if someone ever told me that... ️️️

Snail Mail

@spamburger
This has me sobbing.

w1ckedsticky1983

I'm dead (biologically speaking I am, in fact, alive. However, to emphasize how hilarious I found the comment just made, I made a hyperbolic statement saying that I was dead because it implies that I found the joke so funny I ceased to live. However, I am indeed alive and well so there is no need for you all to worry. I was simply employing the tactic of figurative language in order to better and more effectively communicate my message. Additionally, using slang and sayings commonly employed by the youth has made my message more understandable and reachable by the younger generation, many of whom are in this chat. For example, I could have said "that joke was a real knee slapper". This would have made sense to some of the older people in this chat as knee slapping used to be a sign of hilarity. However, in this digital age in which we now live, knee slapping is not as common and many of today's youth may not understand the reference. I therefore made my message more understandable to younger people through my use of simple, easily understood slang. I hope this clears everything up, and I appreciate any concern that I was actually dead. I can assure you I am alive and well.)

Snail Mail

Oh I did have a good chuckle!

TwoTimee

i saw this and giggled lol. </3 so sorry

Yanderemenhera

this reminds me of the time I got intoxicated and decided to play rec room last year, I started arguing with some kids over the definition of the word "minor", their argument was anyone 13 and over isn't a minor and my arument was anyone under 18 was a minor. I got pissed and left the game, it was that bar simulator one. idk, I get more assurtive while wasted

ShuriKitty

@Yanderemenhera "What?" -Joe Biden

WeedAreTheWorld

Is this tuff on bdns

Yanderemenhera

@freedom-fries auto correct turned argument into student

ShuriKitty

@xXIdc_go_awayXx This is why burning deaths doubled after the internet was made. they couldn't handle your glory.