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  • Yanderemenheraundefined Offline
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    Yanderemenhera
    Chud before-update supporter He ate them canida 🥀 😭🙏 Eric Cartman #fuckmybakalife wilford bremly fangurl cult Swagg_c3rt1fi3d<3 Belt to ass im a single pringle Тотя well, fuc- pale as F∪CK short person former staff But 20$ is 20$ chronically online high af Chaotic Asexuals The Lords of Pillows Single Mr. Duran's class
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    #14

    man: hey girl, how much does a polar bear weight?


    woman: I don't know-


    man just enough to break the ice! * hands her a drink and she starts giggling *


    wilford bremly, sep, 27th 1934 to Aug, 1st, 2020
    hit me up on discord, my username is wilfordbremly and I will talk to you 'bout daibetus
    my new grounds account is called phroggered
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      #15

      im sooo confused, but I guess vro
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      • vesselundefined Offline
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        #16

        Im bad at jokes so here is a reference.


        Why did the Broken Spawn cross the road?
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        To get hit by the car!


        Look both ways guys, be like Azure (^^)d

        Glory to the Spawn!!!! <3
        It / they
        not human but a thing
        <3 <----- oooh heart

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        • xenthundefined Offline
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          #17

          why do ducks have feathers?
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          to hide their butt-quack (ba dum tsss)

          uhhh.. epicness, shouout to evil larry

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            #18

            Why uh.. why... Uh... You don't... Ah damn it... Uh... Oh, why uh... Why did I cross the road? I uh... I don't know.

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              #19

              why did the squirrel fall out of the tree?.... bcz it was DEAD
              why did the bread fall out of the tree?.... BCZ IT WAS STAPLED TO THE SQUIRREL

              I am very dumb "an iq to good to be dumb?" Shout out to angietheknight best brother also his music is good :D uhh i'm not from greenland wowie :sob: SHAW

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                #20

                ok that joke actually mad me giggle my humor is brokem-

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                  #21

                  why did 4 & 4 pass on dinner?? cuz they already ate .. i guess :/

                  >>>>:{ AlL tHiS wAs OnLy WiShFuL tHiNkInG }:<<<<

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                  • stupidguy535undefined stupidguy535

                    why did the squirrel fall out of the tree?.... bcz it was DEAD
                    why did the bread fall out of the tree?.... BCZ IT WAS STAPLED TO THE SQUIRREL

                    Yanderemenheraundefined Offline
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                    Yanderemenhera
                    Chud before-update supporter He ate them canida 🥀 😭🙏 Eric Cartman #fuckmybakalife wilford bremly fangurl cult Swagg_c3rt1fi3d<3 Belt to ass im a single pringle Тотя well, fuc- pale as F∪CK short person former staff But 20$ is 20$ chronically online high af Chaotic Asexuals The Lords of Pillows Single Mr. Duran's class
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                    #22

                    @stupidguy535 squirl stapler

                    wilford bremly, sep, 27th 1934 to Aug, 1st, 2020
                    hit me up on discord, my username is wilfordbremly and I will talk to you 'bout daibetus
                    my new grounds account is called phroggered
                    look at dat to see ''exclusive'' content or whatever.

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                    • Yanderemenheraundefined Yanderemenhera

                      @stupidguy535 squirl stapler

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                      Chud before-update supporter He ate them canida 🥀 😭🙏 Eric Cartman #fuckmybakalife wilford bremly fangurl cult Swagg_c3rt1fi3d<3 Belt to ass im a single pringle Тотя well, fuc- pale as F∪CK short person former staff But 20$ is 20$ chronically online high af Chaotic Asexuals The Lords of Pillows Single Mr. Duran's class
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                      #23

                      tape it to your wife's dead body to make her hawt once more @stupidguy535

                      wilford bremly, sep, 27th 1934 to Aug, 1st, 2020
                      hit me up on discord, my username is wilfordbremly and I will talk to you 'bout daibetus
                      my new grounds account is called phroggered
                      look at dat to see ''exclusive'' content or whatever.

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                      • Yanderemenheraundefined Yanderemenhera

                        tape it to your wife's dead body to make her hawt once more @stupidguy535

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                        @Yanderemenhera

                        what the fu-

                        HEEEY!! YOU HIT MY EYEBALL OFF!!!

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                        • -DARK_JIMMY-undefined -DARK_JIMMY-

                          @Yanderemenhera

                          what the fu-

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                          Chud before-update supporter He ate them canida 🥀 😭🙏 Eric Cartman #fuckmybakalife wilford bremly fangurl cult Swagg_c3rt1fi3d<3 Belt to ass im a single pringle Тотя well, fuc- pale as F∪CK short person former staff But 20$ is 20$ chronically online high af Chaotic Asexuals The Lords of Pillows Single Mr. Duran's class
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                          #25

                          @LEBUFF he was referencing an indie horror game where you off your wife and adorn her corpse with squirls you kill

                          wilford bremly, sep, 27th 1934 to Aug, 1st, 2020
                          hit me up on discord, my username is wilfordbremly and I will talk to you 'bout daibetus
                          my new grounds account is called phroggered
                          look at dat to see ''exclusive'' content or whatever.

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                            what do you call a whale that's beached? a boulder

                            there you go

                            dm me if you wanna, they're open
                            my switch fc is SW-1581-4284-9034
                            that's about it cya

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