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  • Rorschach
    Rorschach
    Rorschach
    NOCTURNAL Bureau Of Investigation & Interviews Supreme Court DOWA Vigilante I <3 writing neurodivergent
    wrote on last edited by
    #26

    pucker up buttercup and kiss my ahh 😭

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    • Rorschach Rorschach

      pucker up buttercup and kiss my ahh 😭

      Luana.vasper
      Luana.vasper
      Luana.vasper
      Switch Only Nighttime Only The Council of Lua ★~ Karson Verified ~☆ | W1ckedSticky is #3 sweetpuddin EST Timezone LGBTQ+ Of BDNS Omnisexual 💜🖤💙 neurodivergent D e p r e s s i o n . . . WARNING! STUPID! Hopeless Romantic pale as F∪CK Yandere after me!! "Screw you guys, I'm going home Peace and Quit Lua's Beta Readers I <3 writing AO3 READER we read fanfic lol Guitar peeps ♬⋆.˚ art council VOICE ACTORS OF BDNS did the dew yaoi enjoyer ANTI-67 Anti-Spawn Anti-Clanker CASEOH FAN!! Blue Lock! Rinsagi <3 certified saiki k fan JJBA watcher Stardust Crusaders I <3 Vanitas no Carte Dark Deception lovers | JJK FANS !! One Piece Fans Walking Dead I ❤️ Gorillaz Coldplay ♪Robbie's Bugs♪ Mindless Self Indulgence Radiohead stomach book I ❤️ The Smiths Mitski <3 Arctic Monkeys♥ Alex G ENJAMBRE lana del rey I <3 Vacations three days grace ☆Deftones☆ vocaloid Odetarii I ♥ Nirvana i ♥ weezer Red Hot Chilli Peppers Paramore
      wrote on last edited by
      #27

      @Rorschach I did laugh, but this is not a joke, so you get 3/10

      "And there's really no way of winning if in their eyes, you'll always be a dumb blonde..." → Blue Hair; TV Girl
      "I am hungry. I have been hungry. I was born hungry. What do I need? I am something. I have been something. I was born something. What could I be?" → Abbey; Mitski

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      • Rorschach
        Rorschach
        Rorschach
        NOCTURNAL Bureau Of Investigation & Interviews Supreme Court DOWA Vigilante I <3 writing neurodivergent
        wrote last edited by
        #28

        my parents

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        • Rorschach Rorschach

          my parents

          UnpaidIntern
          UnpaidIntern
          UnpaidIntern
          Switchbru former staff rip wall BANNED
          wrote last edited by
          #29

          @Rorschach 20/20, you told two jokes though, which isn't allowed.

          Deltarune tomorrow

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          • UnpaidIntern UnpaidIntern

            @Rorschach 20/20, you told two jokes though, which isn't allowed.

            Rorschach
            Rorschach
            Rorschach
            NOCTURNAL Bureau Of Investigation & Interviews Supreme Court DOWA Vigilante I <3 writing neurodivergent
            wrote last edited by
            #30

            @UnpaidIntern oop, I was tryna bring out my best jokes that didn't get me banned 😭

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            • Someone...
              Someone...
              Someone...
              #1 tenna fan deltarune Crazy In Love. @Everyone `Gravity Falls` Art group! BANNED No Man's Sky
              wrote last edited by
              #31

              the hummer guy cutaway from family guy

              Lancer is a bouncy little pumpkin.

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              • Rorschach Rorschach

                @UnpaidIntern oop, I was tryna bring out my best jokes that didn't get me banned 😭

                UnpaidIntern
                UnpaidIntern
                UnpaidIntern
                Switchbru former staff rip wall BANNED
                wrote last edited by
                #32

                @Rorschach oh i forgot about the first reply you had, it's technically three jokes lol

                Deltarune tomorrow

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                • foxzy
                  foxzy
                  foxzy
                  ࿔тнеriаи 𓃦‧˚꒰🐾꒱ ANTI FURRY HATTERS LGBTQ+ Of BDNS Has a Youtube Channel | Therian Kind people ₊˚⊹౨ৎ ₊˚⊹ FNF: Dark Symphony Murder Drones Fans Game Developer indie game fan Bring BDNS back! Bisexual 💙💜🩷 CASEOH FAN!! FNF Enthusiasts @Everyone Single Hide BDNS Ads proud furry
                  wrote last edited by
                  #33

                  why did thd toilet paper cross the road?
                  it couldn't because it got stuck in a crack.

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                  • dizzy-the-loser dizzy-the-loser

                    what the difference between a light bulb and a pregnant lady?
                    you can unscrew a light bulb

                    Rorschach
                    Rorschach
                    Rorschach
                    NOCTURNAL Bureau Of Investigation & Interviews Supreme Court DOWA Vigilante I <3 writing neurodivergent
                    wrote last edited by
                    #34

                    @Dizzy-the-loser I need to add this to my dark humor jokes

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                    • Rorschach
                      Rorschach
                      Rorschach
                      NOCTURNAL Bureau Of Investigation & Interviews Supreme Court DOWA Vigilante I <3 writing neurodivergent
                      wrote last edited by Rorschach
                      #35

                      luana has a quote in her bio, life is soup an im a fork. well life is shi and im a stick

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                      • Rorschach Rorschach

                        luana has a quote in her bio, life is soup an im a fork. well life is shi and im a stick

                        Luana.vasper
                        Luana.vasper
                        Luana.vasper
                        Switch Only Nighttime Only The Council of Lua ★~ Karson Verified ~☆ | W1ckedSticky is #3 sweetpuddin EST Timezone LGBTQ+ Of BDNS Omnisexual 💜🖤💙 neurodivergent D e p r e s s i o n . . . WARNING! STUPID! Hopeless Romantic pale as F∪CK Yandere after me!! "Screw you guys, I'm going home Peace and Quit Lua's Beta Readers I <3 writing AO3 READER we read fanfic lol Guitar peeps ♬⋆.˚ art council VOICE ACTORS OF BDNS did the dew yaoi enjoyer ANTI-67 Anti-Spawn Anti-Clanker CASEOH FAN!! Blue Lock! Rinsagi <3 certified saiki k fan JJBA watcher Stardust Crusaders I <3 Vanitas no Carte Dark Deception lovers | JJK FANS !! One Piece Fans Walking Dead I ❤️ Gorillaz Coldplay ♪Robbie's Bugs♪ Mindless Self Indulgence Radiohead stomach book I ❤️ The Smiths Mitski <3 Arctic Monkeys♥ Alex G ENJAMBRE lana del rey I <3 Vacations three days grace ☆Deftones☆ vocaloid Odetarii I ♥ Nirvana i ♥ weezer Red Hot Chilli Peppers Paramore
                        wrote last edited by
                        #36

                        @Rorschach Bro's stalking meee

                        "And there's really no way of winning if in their eyes, you'll always be a dumb blonde..." → Blue Hair; TV Girl
                        "I am hungry. I have been hungry. I was born hungry. What do I need? I am something. I have been something. I was born something. What could I be?" → Abbey; Mitski

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                        • Luana.vasper Luana.vasper

                          @Rorschach Bro's stalking meee

                          Rorschach
                          Rorschach
                          Rorschach
                          NOCTURNAL Bureau Of Investigation & Interviews Supreme Court DOWA Vigilante I <3 writing neurodivergent
                          wrote last edited by
                          #37

                          @Luana.vasper I simply read your bio 😭

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                          • Rorschach Rorschach

                            my parents

                            Luana.vasper
                            Luana.vasper
                            Luana.vasper
                            Switch Only Nighttime Only The Council of Lua ★~ Karson Verified ~☆ | W1ckedSticky is #3 sweetpuddin EST Timezone LGBTQ+ Of BDNS Omnisexual 💜🖤💙 neurodivergent D e p r e s s i o n . . . WARNING! STUPID! Hopeless Romantic pale as F∪CK Yandere after me!! "Screw you guys, I'm going home Peace and Quit Lua's Beta Readers I <3 writing AO3 READER we read fanfic lol Guitar peeps ♬⋆.˚ art council VOICE ACTORS OF BDNS did the dew yaoi enjoyer ANTI-67 Anti-Spawn Anti-Clanker CASEOH FAN!! Blue Lock! Rinsagi <3 certified saiki k fan JJBA watcher Stardust Crusaders I <3 Vanitas no Carte Dark Deception lovers | JJK FANS !! One Piece Fans Walking Dead I ❤️ Gorillaz Coldplay ♪Robbie's Bugs♪ Mindless Self Indulgence Radiohead stomach book I ❤️ The Smiths Mitski <3 Arctic Monkeys♥ Alex G ENJAMBRE lana del rey I <3 Vacations three days grace ☆Deftones☆ vocaloid Odetarii I ♥ Nirvana i ♥ weezer Red Hot Chilli Peppers Paramore
                            wrote last edited by
                            #38

                            @Rorschach Interesting. 3/10

                            "And there's really no way of winning if in their eyes, you'll always be a dumb blonde..." → Blue Hair; TV Girl
                            "I am hungry. I have been hungry. I was born hungry. What do I need? I am something. I have been something. I was born something. What could I be?" → Abbey; Mitski

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                            • Rorschach Rorschach

                              luana has a quote in her bio, life is soup an im a fork. well life is shi and im a stick

                              Luana.vasper
                              Luana.vasper
                              Luana.vasper
                              Switch Only Nighttime Only The Council of Lua ★~ Karson Verified ~☆ | W1ckedSticky is #3 sweetpuddin EST Timezone LGBTQ+ Of BDNS Omnisexual 💜🖤💙 neurodivergent D e p r e s s i o n . . . WARNING! STUPID! Hopeless Romantic pale as F∪CK Yandere after me!! "Screw you guys, I'm going home Peace and Quit Lua's Beta Readers I <3 writing AO3 READER we read fanfic lol Guitar peeps ♬⋆.˚ art council VOICE ACTORS OF BDNS did the dew yaoi enjoyer ANTI-67 Anti-Spawn Anti-Clanker CASEOH FAN!! Blue Lock! Rinsagi <3 certified saiki k fan JJBA watcher Stardust Crusaders I <3 Vanitas no Carte Dark Deception lovers | JJK FANS !! One Piece Fans Walking Dead I ❤️ Gorillaz Coldplay ♪Robbie's Bugs♪ Mindless Self Indulgence Radiohead stomach book I ❤️ The Smiths Mitski <3 Arctic Monkeys♥ Alex G ENJAMBRE lana del rey I <3 Vacations three days grace ☆Deftones☆ vocaloid Odetarii I ♥ Nirvana i ♥ weezer Red Hot Chilli Peppers Paramore
                              wrote last edited by
                              #39

                              @Rorschach 0/10 buddy 😞

                              "And there's really no way of winning if in their eyes, you'll always be a dumb blonde..." → Blue Hair; TV Girl
                              "I am hungry. I have been hungry. I was born hungry. What do I need? I am something. I have been something. I was born something. What could I be?" → Abbey; Mitski

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                              • Luana.vasper Luana.vasper

                                @Rorschach 0/10 buddy 😞

                                Rorschach
                                Rorschach
                                Rorschach
                                NOCTURNAL Bureau Of Investigation & Interviews Supreme Court DOWA Vigilante I <3 writing neurodivergent
                                wrote last edited by
                                #40

                                @Luana.vasper sniff....

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                                • theadora
                                  theadora
                                  theadora
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                                  wrote last edited by theadora
                                  #41

                                  If He's the ingredients, and She's the blender, does he know how to turn her on?
                                  🤰

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