If bdns users were in your contacts what would they be called?

[Kam]

sorry I stole this post idea but most active users r new so they wouldn't know

@j00nstar - lol u r in my contacts, ilysm man I have u as "name "
@BritishUnity - da pluggg jk dumb ahh bih
@NightmareWolfie - Wolfie🧡
@FLEX - I think I have u as jojo bc that sounds the most like a real name lol
@lily.love4390 - girlietwinprettycakez
@Sup3rSwaggyy1983 - LAYLA DA PLAYA /J Layla likes hey ya /idk maybe smth like "shorty shi "
@maple - male :3

more added 3/28/26

@Andyboi - Kurt Cocaine
@Biblecampvictim - WRONG NUMBER PRANK CALLING...DO NOT ANSWER
@Rccar122 - Haytwin🤯

EDIT 3/30:

@GooXy - SillyGoober
@questionoftheday - Kayden

[dumb_foxx]

@jeppy - analog horror enthusiast
@Rayne - BIG SHOT
@nyx - awesome cool partner
@c3nfetti_c3ke - MY BEST FRIEND!!!
@AnonNic - Yi Xi lover
@swordsmasher - phighting

[BritishUnity]

@Kam I still feel so proud I invented male lmao but we def male @maple hi male

[Yanderemenhera]

raven would be ether emo or fuckaroni 'n cheese or f0LisH, @Nightmarewolfie would be ぴんく, @nared would be kyle, @britishunity would be hatsune miku, and last but not least, @VGMoose moose would be sky daddy

[Yanderemenhera]

i'd only have the other staffs numbers :p i dont really have any friends here tbh

[maple]

IM NOT MAAAAAAALLE CRIES

[Aries]

@nightmarewolfie - Contaminated water dealer
@Shrub - forgotten pooks
@BritishUnity - Pretend British boi
@Yanderemenhera - Childline helpline
@Andyboi - SPAM CALLER
@GraceIsAmazing - Grac the Croc

[bats]

if I were to have ppl's numbers here, their contact names would be what I call them on here ️ so
@cv7mp - leelee
@ladiesman217 - tt
@st4tic - mako
and that's really who I talk to but if I eh wanted to add one more person, it'd be alan lol

[Yanderemenhera]

@Aries your username would be (jr tattoo artist )

[Mozuku-San]

@NightmareWolfie - Wolfie-San
@Banna-Chan - Sonadow Addict
@Jujub_811 - Hanako Addict (My Love )
@Ameris_Blizz - Child Support Payer (My amazing GF)

[bats]

@MozukuLR this is frying me

[bats]

@Yanderemenhera dang

[Yanderemenhera]

@bats do you get the reference?

[bats]

@Yanderemenhera wait it feels familiar

[Evil Overlord]

@st4tic -superman

@Sup3rSwaggyy1983 - swaggerz

@Argalia -probably smthin corny Abt us dating

[_Izzy_]

Johnny.SS -
Biblecampvictim - possible spam
NightmareWolfie- wolfie
Andyboi - Biblecampvictim pt 2

[Ameris_Blizz]

@MozukuLR CHILD-SUPPORT PAYER???

[Supie-Chan]

Very normal things trust trust-
@Banna-Chan - Diet Fruit
@jainacore - Freaky bish
@Dawnthedemon - Dawn Dishsoap
@NightmareWolfie - Spoopy wolf 0.o
@sancho - Right Angle
@shrub - bush
and because I kinda do have myself in my contacts irl-
@SupearMan/@Supie-Chan - Hawtie (it'll be SupieSpark actually )
there's prob wayyyyy more I could think of that I can't think of but :P

[Johnny.SS]

@_Izzy_ why am I a strawberry :P

[Faust]

@RodyaBestSinner "Male dyke"