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  • -DARK_JIMMY-undefined Offline
    -DARK_JIMMY-undefined Offline
    -DARK_JIMMY-
    Dr pepper He ate them The Secret Door MARVIN!!!! Femboy :3 Friend Inside Me yaoi enjoyer Chud WARNING! STUPID! roleplay. cutie I am not a weinie!!! we read fanfic lol daniel hentschnel ♥ Belt to ass deltarune hey, sonny! BIGGIE Yuri lovers !! Anti-Clanker "You killed Kenny!" D e p r e s s i o n . . . Eric Cartman Autistic peeps ⚠PROXY⦻ ★уuмеshiррея♪
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    the title says it all

    HEEEY!! YOU HIT MY EYEBALL OFF!!!

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    • Jace123undefined Offline
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      Jace123
      Poem Competition Italian 1# Soccer Player Talk to me . Love everyone Walking Dead ppl will fw mazer friendz :3 Goth/emo/scene/other :3 chat-perms R.O.G (roleplayer :p) ★Vanilleyy Vertified★ Lemonade Tea MintChipLovers PM
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      #2

      what do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? .. a stick

      The Italian★

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      • Jace123undefined Jace123

        what do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? .. a stick

        -DARK_JIMMY-undefined Offline
        -DARK_JIMMY-undefined Offline
        -DARK_JIMMY-
        Dr pepper He ate them The Secret Door MARVIN!!!! Femboy :3 Friend Inside Me yaoi enjoyer Chud WARNING! STUPID! roleplay. cutie I am not a weinie!!! we read fanfic lol daniel hentschnel ♥ Belt to ass deltarune hey, sonny! BIGGIE Yuri lovers !! Anti-Clanker "You killed Kenny!" D e p r e s s i o n . . . Eric Cartman Autistic peeps ⚠PROXY⦻ ★уuмеshiррея♪
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        #3

        @Jace123

        I actually laughed at that. My humor is broken

        HEEEY!! YOU HIT MY EYEBALL OFF!!!

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        • Infinite13undefined Offline
          Infinite13undefined Offline
          Infinite13
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          #4

          What is an Archers favorite store? Target XD

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          • Yanderemenheraundefined Offline
            Yanderemenheraundefined Offline
            Yanderemenhera
            Chud before-update supporter He ate them canida 🥀 😭🙏 Eric Cartman #fuckmybakalife wilford bremly fangurl cult Swagg_c3rt1fi3d<3 Belt to ass im a single pringle Тотя well, fuc- pale as F∪CK short person former staff But 20$ is 20$ chronically online high af Chaotic Asexuals The Lords of Pillows Single Mr. Duran's class
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            #5

            are you a tide-pod?....

            cuz you look like a snack!

            wilford bremly, sep, 27th 1934 to Aug, 1st, 2020
            hit me up on discord, my username is wilfordbremly and I will talk to you 'bout daibetus
            my new grounds account is called phroggered
            look at dat to see ''exclusive'' content or whatever.

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            • Yanderemenheraundefined Yanderemenhera

              are you a tide-pod?....

              cuz you look like a snack!

              -DARK_JIMMY-undefined Offline
              -DARK_JIMMY-undefined Offline
              -DARK_JIMMY-
              Dr pepper He ate them The Secret Door MARVIN!!!! Femboy :3 Friend Inside Me yaoi enjoyer Chud WARNING! STUPID! roleplay. cutie I am not a weinie!!! we read fanfic lol daniel hentschnel ♥ Belt to ass deltarune hey, sonny! BIGGIE Yuri lovers !! Anti-Clanker "You killed Kenny!" D e p r e s s i o n . . . Eric Cartman Autistic peeps ⚠PROXY⦻ ★уuмеshiррея♪
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              #6

              @Yanderemenhera

              you eat tide pods too? twin

              HEEEY!! YOU HIT MY EYEBALL OFF!!!

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              • NeverLetMeDownundefined Offline
                NeverLetMeDownundefined Offline
                NeverLetMeDown
                420 Cool Chud Fumbass Thoughtful Dr pepper He ate them
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                Hey I know a guy who's an expert at this his name is @Grind

                'This confession has meant nothing.'

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                • Lucifer's Loveundefined Offline
                  Lucifer's Loveundefined Offline
                  Lucifer's Love
                  simps Chud Dr pepper He ate them OC-Maker artist's.. AO3 READER we read fanfic lol NOCTURNAL Nerdy Geeks D e p r e s s i o n . . . Goth/emo/scene/other :3 s3rl ☆Deftones☆ ★ NO.1 MSI FAN~ !!★ yaoi enjoyer LGBTQ+ Of BDNS AroAce Club ‼️ silly transmascs Femboy :3 Puppy Boy Autistic peeps «Awesome peeps» ★уuмеshiррея♪ Bats's Cave ★~ Karson Verified ~☆ Basement Dwellers †Obey Abaddon† 😈Hellverse Hazbin Hotel Fans ♥Certified RadioApple Lover♥ ☆MuderMedia Lover☆ ×Certified Ch*rL*stor Hater× ・My smile is stitched...・ #1 analog horror fan Horror Movie obsession Anti-Clanker IMA BURN IN HELL, but<3 chronically online Nintendo Switch Users Has a Youtube Channel
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                  #8

                  There's a guy that is REALLY good at this, his name is @NeverLetMeDown
                  /jk

                  No.1 RadioApple fan.
                  "Alastor.. Is your smile stitched?"
                  "Yaoi king and is canonically a radio." -Cicada.
                  TOXIC OLD MAN YAOI FOR EVERYONE !!

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                  • NeverLetMeDownundefined Offline
                    NeverLetMeDownundefined Offline
                    NeverLetMeDown
                    420 Cool Chud Fumbass Thoughtful Dr pepper He ate them
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                    #9

                    Guy above me meant to say /srs
                    He told me trust me

                    'This confession has meant nothing.'

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                    • Lucifer's Loveundefined Offline
                      Lucifer's Loveundefined Offline
                      Lucifer's Love
                      simps Chud Dr pepper He ate them OC-Maker artist's.. AO3 READER we read fanfic lol NOCTURNAL Nerdy Geeks D e p r e s s i o n . . . Goth/emo/scene/other :3 s3rl ☆Deftones☆ ★ NO.1 MSI FAN~ !!★ yaoi enjoyer LGBTQ+ Of BDNS AroAce Club ‼️ silly transmascs Femboy :3 Puppy Boy Autistic peeps «Awesome peeps» ★уuмеshiррея♪ Bats's Cave ★~ Karson Verified ~☆ Basement Dwellers †Obey Abaddon† 😈Hellverse Hazbin Hotel Fans ♥Certified RadioApple Lover♥ ☆MuderMedia Lover☆ ×Certified Ch*rL*stor Hater× ・My smile is stitched...・ #1 analog horror fan Horror Movie obsession Anti-Clanker IMA BURN IN HELL, but<3 chronically online Nintendo Switch Users Has a Youtube Channel
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                      #10

                      I did not. LIES.

                      No.1 RadioApple fan.
                      "Alastor.. Is your smile stitched?"
                      "Yaoi king and is canonically a radio." -Cicada.
                      TOXIC OLD MAN YAOI FOR EVERYONE !!

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                      • Lucifer's Loveundefined Lucifer's Love

                        I did not. LIES.

                        -DARK_JIMMY-undefined Offline
                        -DARK_JIMMY-undefined Offline
                        -DARK_JIMMY-
                        Dr pepper He ate them The Secret Door MARVIN!!!! Femboy :3 Friend Inside Me yaoi enjoyer Chud WARNING! STUPID! roleplay. cutie I am not a weinie!!! we read fanfic lol daniel hentschnel ♥ Belt to ass deltarune hey, sonny! BIGGIE Yuri lovers !! Anti-Clanker "You killed Kenny!" D e p r e s s i o n . . . Eric Cartman Autistic peeps ⚠PROXY⦻ ★уuмеshiррея♪
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                        @lucifers_husband

                        what does that have to with rice from China?

                        HEEEY!! YOU HIT MY EYEBALL OFF!!!

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                        • Lucifer's Loveundefined Offline
                          Lucifer's Loveundefined Offline
                          Lucifer's Love
                          simps Chud Dr pepper He ate them OC-Maker artist's.. AO3 READER we read fanfic lol NOCTURNAL Nerdy Geeks D e p r e s s i o n . . . Goth/emo/scene/other :3 s3rl ☆Deftones☆ ★ NO.1 MSI FAN~ !!★ yaoi enjoyer LGBTQ+ Of BDNS AroAce Club ‼️ silly transmascs Femboy :3 Puppy Boy Autistic peeps «Awesome peeps» ★уuмеshiррея♪ Bats's Cave ★~ Karson Verified ~☆ Basement Dwellers †Obey Abaddon† 😈Hellverse Hazbin Hotel Fans ♥Certified RadioApple Lover♥ ☆MuderMedia Lover☆ ×Certified Ch*rL*stor Hater× ・My smile is stitched...・ #1 analog horror fan Horror Movie obsession Anti-Clanker IMA BURN IN HELL, but<3 chronically online Nintendo Switch Users Has a Youtube Channel
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                          #12

                          ...Hwat.

                          No.1 RadioApple fan.
                          "Alastor.. Is your smile stitched?"
                          "Yaoi king and is canonically a radio." -Cicada.
                          TOXIC OLD MAN YAOI FOR EVERYONE !!

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                          • Lucifer's Loveundefined Lucifer's Love

                            ...Hwat.

                            -DARK_JIMMY-undefined Offline
                            -DARK_JIMMY-undefined Offline
                            -DARK_JIMMY-
                            Dr pepper He ate them The Secret Door MARVIN!!!! Femboy :3 Friend Inside Me yaoi enjoyer Chud WARNING! STUPID! roleplay. cutie I am not a weinie!!! we read fanfic lol daniel hentschnel ♥ Belt to ass deltarune hey, sonny! BIGGIE Yuri lovers !! Anti-Clanker "You killed Kenny!" D e p r e s s i o n . . . Eric Cartman Autistic peeps ⚠PROXY⦻ ★уuмеshiррея♪
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                            #13

                            @lucifers_husband
                            exactly

                            HEEEY!! YOU HIT MY EYEBALL OFF!!!

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                            • Yanderemenheraundefined Offline
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                              Yanderemenhera
                              Chud before-update supporter He ate them canida 🥀 😭🙏 Eric Cartman #fuckmybakalife wilford bremly fangurl cult Swagg_c3rt1fi3d<3 Belt to ass im a single pringle Тотя well, fuc- pale as F∪CK short person former staff But 20$ is 20$ chronically online high af Chaotic Asexuals The Lords of Pillows Single Mr. Duran's class
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                              #14

                              man: hey girl, how much does a polar bear weight?


                              woman: I don't know-


                              man just enough to break the ice! * hands her a drink and she starts giggling *


                              wilford bremly, sep, 27th 1934 to Aug, 1st, 2020
                              hit me up on discord, my username is wilfordbremly and I will talk to you 'bout daibetus
                              my new grounds account is called phroggered
                              look at dat to see ''exclusive'' content or whatever.

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                              • Lucifer's Loveundefined Offline
                                Lucifer's Loveundefined Offline
                                Lucifer's Love
                                simps Chud Dr pepper He ate them OC-Maker artist's.. AO3 READER we read fanfic lol NOCTURNAL Nerdy Geeks D e p r e s s i o n . . . Goth/emo/scene/other :3 s3rl ☆Deftones☆ ★ NO.1 MSI FAN~ !!★ yaoi enjoyer LGBTQ+ Of BDNS AroAce Club ‼️ silly transmascs Femboy :3 Puppy Boy Autistic peeps «Awesome peeps» ★уuмеshiррея♪ Bats's Cave ★~ Karson Verified ~☆ Basement Dwellers †Obey Abaddon† 😈Hellverse Hazbin Hotel Fans ♥Certified RadioApple Lover♥ ☆MuderMedia Lover☆ ×Certified Ch*rL*stor Hater× ・My smile is stitched...・ #1 analog horror fan Horror Movie obsession Anti-Clanker IMA BURN IN HELL, but<3 chronically online Nintendo Switch Users Has a Youtube Channel
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                                #15

                                im sooo confused, but I guess vro
                                @Luigi_Dude

                                No.1 RadioApple fan.
                                "Alastor.. Is your smile stitched?"
                                "Yaoi king and is canonically a radio." -Cicada.
                                TOXIC OLD MAN YAOI FOR EVERYONE !!

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                                  #16

                                  Im bad at jokes so here is a reference.


                                  Why did the Broken Spawn cross the road?
                                  .
                                  .
                                  To get hit by the car!


                                  Look both ways guys, be like Azure (^^)d

                                  Glory to the Spawn!!!! <3
                                  It / they
                                  not human but a thing
                                  <3 <----- oooh heart

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                                    xenth
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                                    #17

                                    why do ducks have feathers?
                                    .
                                    .
                                    .
                                    .
                                    to hide their butt-quack (ba dum tsss)

                                    uhhh.. epicness, shouout to evil larry

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                                      Why uh.. why... Uh... You don't... Ah damn it... Uh... Oh, why uh... Why did I cross the road? I uh... I don't know.

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                                        why did the squirrel fall out of the tree?.... bcz it was DEAD
                                        why did the bread fall out of the tree?.... BCZ IT WAS STAPLED TO THE SQUIRREL

                                        I am very dumb "an iq to good to be dumb?" Shout out to angietheknight best brother also his music is good :D uhh i'm not from greenland wowie :sob: SHAW

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                                          ok that joke actually mad me giggle my humor is brokem-

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