Tell me a joke. (And I'll rate it)
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Volleyball Luke Combs fan womp womp Taken I ♡ My BF ☆★! Converse !☆★ Alex G Spotify ig D e p r e s s i o n . . . Hopeless Romantic Iron Deficient straight allies! neurodivergent ｡･ﾟﾟ･Vent-Friend 2.0 #1 kinger fan Caine fans!! ##adhd 420 chat-perms Dizzy certified<3 i ♥ weezer Gl1tch staff Nintendo Switch Users bookworms CASEOH FAN!! KITTYYYYYUHHH!! i love cats chronically online Mickey Munch Clubhouse Bannedwhat the difference between a light bulb and a pregnant lady?
you can unscrew a light bulb -
Volleyball Luke Combs fan womp womp Taken I ♡ My BF ☆★! Converse !☆★ Alex G Spotify ig D e p r e s s i o n . . . Hopeless Romantic Iron Deficient straight allies! neurodivergent ｡･ﾟﾟ･Vent-Friend 2.0 #1 kinger fan Caine fans!! ##adhd 420 chat-perms Dizzy certified<3 i ♥ weezer Gl1tch staff Nintendo Switch Users bookworms CASEOH FAN!! KITTYYYYYUHHH!! i love cats chronically online Mickey Munch Clubhouse Banned
what the difference between a light bulb and a pregnant lady?
you can unscrew a light bulb -
Volleyball Luke Combs fan womp womp Taken I ♡ My BF ☆★! Converse !☆★ Alex G Spotify ig D e p r e s s i o n . . . Hopeless Romantic Iron Deficient straight allies! neurodivergent ｡･ﾟﾟ･Vent-Friend 2.0 #1 kinger fan Caine fans!! ##adhd 420 chat-perms Dizzy certified<3 i ♥ weezer Gl1tch staff Nintendo Switch Users bookworms CASEOH FAN!! KITTYYYYYUHHH!! i love cats chronically online Mickey Munch Clubhouse Banned
omg my switch lagged
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epilepsy warning n sry for the brainrot lobotomy humor
Switch Only Nighttime Only The Council of Lua ★~ Karson Verified ~☆ | W1ckedSticky is #3 sweetpuddin EST Timezone LGBTQ+ Of BDNS Omnisexual 💜🖤💙 neurodivergent D e p r e s s i o n . . . WARNING! STUPID! Hopeless Romantic pale as F∪CK Yandere after me!! "Screw you guys, I'm going home Peace and Quit Lua's Beta Readers I <3 writing AO3 READER we read fanfic lol Guitar peeps ♬⋆.˚ art council VOICE ACTORS OF BDNS did the dew yaoi enjoyer ANTI-67 Anti-Spawn Anti-Clanker CASEOH FAN!! Blue Lock! Rinsagi <3 certified saiki k fan JJBA watcher Stardust Crusaders I <3 Vanitas no Carte Dark Deception lovers | JJK FANS !! One Piece Fans Walking Dead I ❤️ Gorillaz Coldplay ♪Robbie's Bugs♪ Mindless Self Indulgence Radiohead stomach book I ❤️ The Smiths Mitski <3 Arctic Monkeys♥ Alex G ENJAMBRE lana del rey I <3 Vacations three days grace ☆Deftones☆ vocaloid Odetarii I ♥ Nirvana i ♥ weezer Red Hot Chilli Peppers Paramore@macncheese. Can't play it 'cause I'm on switch.
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what the difference between a light bulb and a pregnant lady?
you can unscrew a light bulb
Switch Only Nighttime Only The Council of Lua ★~ Karson Verified ~☆ | W1ckedSticky is #3 sweetpuddin EST Timezone LGBTQ+ Of BDNS Omnisexual 💜🖤💙 neurodivergent D e p r e s s i o n . . . WARNING! STUPID! Hopeless Romantic pale as F∪CK Yandere after me!! "Screw you guys, I'm going home Peace and Quit Lua's Beta Readers I <3 writing AO3 READER we read fanfic lol Guitar peeps ♬⋆.˚ art council VOICE ACTORS OF BDNS did the dew yaoi enjoyer ANTI-67 Anti-Spawn Anti-Clanker CASEOH FAN!! Blue Lock! Rinsagi <3 certified saiki k fan JJBA watcher Stardust Crusaders I <3 Vanitas no Carte Dark Deception lovers | JJK FANS !! One Piece Fans Walking Dead I ❤️ Gorillaz Coldplay ♪Robbie's Bugs♪ Mindless Self Indulgence Radiohead stomach book I ❤️ The Smiths Mitski <3 Arctic Monkeys♥ Alex G ENJAMBRE lana del rey I <3 Vacations three days grace ☆Deftones☆ vocaloid Odetarii I ♥ Nirvana i ♥ weezer Red Hot Chilli Peppers Paramore@Dizzy-the-loser 5.5/10. Funny, but I've heard it before.
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my life
Melt Ice I ❤️ The Smiths short person Westhelm mommy issues i love cats Hello Kitty Cult I ❤️ Gorillaz jake and johnnie Anime Hispanos hamilfans!! Horror Movie obsession Has a Youtube Channel Silas Silver Group Spotify ig ''she's 17 scott'' Belt to ass Pierce the veil Kind people ₊˚⊹౨ৎ ₊˚⊹ ★Vanilleyy Vertified★ 420 Cluckers yaoi enjoyer mac demarco fan ☆Has Tiktok☆ lynn minions :3 Slipper to Ass atheist Deathnote ⁺‧₊˚ ཐི⋆♱⋆ཋྀ ˚₊‧⁺ | JJK FANS !! D e p r e s s i o n . . . Kiki’s fawns <3 Band Kid w e e d 👀🍃 Bisexual 💙💜🩷 I ♡ My BF Dizzy certified<3 Bureau Of Investigation & Interviews Vigilante Taken@Shockrat ouu that's cold..
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my life
Switch Only Nighttime Only The Council of Lua ★~ Karson Verified ~☆ | W1ckedSticky is #3 sweetpuddin EST Timezone LGBTQ+ Of BDNS Omnisexual 💜🖤💙 neurodivergent D e p r e s s i o n . . . WARNING! STUPID! Hopeless Romantic pale as F∪CK Yandere after me!! "Screw you guys, I'm going home Peace and Quit Lua's Beta Readers I <3 writing AO3 READER we read fanfic lol Guitar peeps ♬⋆.˚ art council VOICE ACTORS OF BDNS did the dew yaoi enjoyer ANTI-67 Anti-Spawn Anti-Clanker CASEOH FAN!! Blue Lock! Rinsagi <3 certified saiki k fan JJBA watcher Stardust Crusaders I <3 Vanitas no Carte Dark Deception lovers | JJK FANS !! One Piece Fans Walking Dead I ❤️ Gorillaz Coldplay ♪Robbie's Bugs♪ Mindless Self Indulgence Radiohead stomach book I ❤️ The Smiths Mitski <3 Arctic Monkeys♥ Alex G ENJAMBRE lana del rey I <3 Vacations three days grace ☆Deftones☆ vocaloid Odetarii I ♥ Nirvana i ♥ weezer Red Hot Chilli Peppers Paramore@Shockrat 10/10 for being relatable.
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pucker up buttercup and kiss my ahh
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pucker up buttercup and kiss my ahh
Switch Only Nighttime Only The Council of Lua ★~ Karson Verified ~☆ | W1ckedSticky is #3 sweetpuddin EST Timezone LGBTQ+ Of BDNS Omnisexual 💜🖤💙 neurodivergent D e p r e s s i o n . . . WARNING! STUPID! Hopeless Romantic pale as F∪CK Yandere after me!! "Screw you guys, I'm going home Peace and Quit Lua's Beta Readers I <3 writing AO3 READER we read fanfic lol Guitar peeps ♬⋆.˚ art council VOICE ACTORS OF BDNS did the dew yaoi enjoyer ANTI-67 Anti-Spawn Anti-Clanker CASEOH FAN!! Blue Lock! Rinsagi <3 certified saiki k fan JJBA watcher Stardust Crusaders I <3 Vanitas no Carte Dark Deception lovers | JJK FANS !! One Piece Fans Walking Dead I ❤️ Gorillaz Coldplay ♪Robbie's Bugs♪ Mindless Self Indulgence Radiohead stomach book I ❤️ The Smiths Mitski <3 Arctic Monkeys♥ Alex G ENJAMBRE lana del rey I <3 Vacations three days grace ☆Deftones☆ vocaloid Odetarii I ♥ Nirvana i ♥ weezer Red Hot Chilli Peppers Paramore@Rorschach I did laugh, but this is not a joke, so you get 3/10
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my parents
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@Rorschach 20/20, you told two jokes though, which isn't allowed.
@UnpaidIntern oop, I was tryna bring out my best jokes that didn't get me banned
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the hummer guy cutaway from family guy
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@UnpaidIntern oop, I was tryna bring out my best jokes that didn't get me banned
@Rorschach oh i forgot about the first reply you had, it's technically three jokes lol
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why did thd toilet paper cross the road?
it couldn't because it got stuck in a crack. -
what the difference between a light bulb and a pregnant lady?
you can unscrew a light bulb
@Dizzy-the-loser I need to add this to my dark humor jokes
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luana has a quote in her bio, life is soup an im a fork. well life is shi and im a stick
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luana has a quote in her bio, life is soup an im a fork. well life is shi and im a stick
Switch Only Nighttime Only The Council of Lua ★~ Karson Verified ~☆ | W1ckedSticky is #3 sweetpuddin EST Timezone LGBTQ+ Of BDNS Omnisexual 💜🖤💙 neurodivergent D e p r e s s i o n . . . WARNING! STUPID! Hopeless Romantic pale as F∪CK Yandere after me!! "Screw you guys, I'm going home Peace and Quit Lua's Beta Readers I <3 writing AO3 READER we read fanfic lol Guitar peeps ♬⋆.˚ art council VOICE ACTORS OF BDNS did the dew yaoi enjoyer ANTI-67 Anti-Spawn Anti-Clanker CASEOH FAN!! Blue Lock! Rinsagi <3 certified saiki k fan JJBA watcher Stardust Crusaders I <3 Vanitas no Carte Dark Deception lovers | JJK FANS !! One Piece Fans Walking Dead I ❤️ Gorillaz Coldplay ♪Robbie's Bugs♪ Mindless Self Indulgence Radiohead stomach book I ❤️ The Smiths Mitski <3 Arctic Monkeys♥ Alex G ENJAMBRE lana del rey I <3 Vacations three days grace ☆Deftones☆ vocaloid Odetarii I ♥ Nirvana i ♥ weezer Red Hot Chilli Peppers Paramore@Rorschach Bro's stalking meee
"And there's really no way of winning if in their eyes, you'll always be a dumb blonde..." → Blue Hair; TV Girl
"I am hungry. I have been hungry. I was born hungry. What do I need? I am something. I have been something. I was born something. What could I be?" → Abbey; Mitski -
@Rorschach Bro's stalking meee
@Luana.vasper I simply read your bio
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