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Tell me a joke. (And I'll rate it)

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  • Rorschach
    Rorschach
    Rorschach
    NOCTURNAL Bureau Of Investigation & Interviews Supreme Court DOWA Vigilante I <3 writing neurodivergent
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    #28

    my parents

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    • Rorschach Rorschach

      my parents

      UnpaidIntern
      UnpaidIntern
      UnpaidIntern
      Switchbru former staff rip wall BANNED
      wrote last edited by
      #29

      @Rorschach 20/20, you told two jokes though, which isn't allowed.

      Deltarune tomorrow

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      • UnpaidIntern UnpaidIntern

        @Rorschach 20/20, you told two jokes though, which isn't allowed.

        Rorschach
        Rorschach
        Rorschach
        NOCTURNAL Bureau Of Investigation & Interviews Supreme Court DOWA Vigilante I <3 writing neurodivergent
        wrote last edited by
        #30

        @UnpaidIntern oop, I was tryna bring out my best jokes that didn't get me banned 😭

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        • Someone...
          Someone...
          Someone...
          #1 tenna fan deltarune Crazy In Love. @Everyone `Gravity Falls` Art group! BANNED No Man's Sky
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          #31

          the hummer guy cutaway from family guy

          Lancer is a bouncy little pumpkin.

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          • Rorschach Rorschach

            @UnpaidIntern oop, I was tryna bring out my best jokes that didn't get me banned 😭

            UnpaidIntern
            UnpaidIntern
            UnpaidIntern
            Switchbru former staff rip wall BANNED
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            #32

            @Rorschach oh i forgot about the first reply you had, it's technically three jokes lol

            Deltarune tomorrow

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            • foxzy
              foxzy
              foxzy
              ࿔тнеriаи 𓃦‧˚꒰🐾꒱ ANTI FURRY HATTERS LGBTQ+ Of BDNS Has a Youtube Channel | Therian Kind people ₊˚⊹౨ৎ ₊˚⊹ FNF: Dark Symphony Murder Drones Fans Game Developer indie game fan Bring BDNS back! Bisexual 💙💜🩷 CASEOH FAN!! FNF Enthusiasts @Everyone Single Hide BDNS Ads proud furry
              wrote last edited by
              #33

              why did thd toilet paper cross the road?
              it couldn't because it got stuck in a crack.

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              • dizzy-the-loser dizzy-the-loser

                what the difference between a light bulb and a pregnant lady?
                you can unscrew a light bulb

                Rorschach
                Rorschach
                Rorschach
                NOCTURNAL Bureau Of Investigation & Interviews Supreme Court DOWA Vigilante I <3 writing neurodivergent
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                #34

                @Dizzy-the-loser I need to add this to my dark humor jokes

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                • Rorschach
                  Rorschach
                  Rorschach
                  NOCTURNAL Bureau Of Investigation & Interviews Supreme Court DOWA Vigilante I <3 writing neurodivergent
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                  #35

                  luana has a quote in her bio, life is soup an im a fork. well life is shi and im a stick

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                  • Rorschach Rorschach

                    luana has a quote in her bio, life is soup an im a fork. well life is shi and im a stick

                    Luana.vasper
                    Luana.vasper
                    Luana.vasper
                    Switch Only Nighttime Only The Council of Lua ★~ Karson Verified ~☆ | W1ckedSticky is #3 sweetpuddin EST Timezone LGBTQ+ Of BDNS Omnisexual 💜🖤💙 neurodivergent D e p r e s s i o n . . . WARNING! STUPID! Hopeless Romantic pale as F∪CK Yandere after me!! "Screw you guys, I'm going home Peace and Quit Lua's Beta Readers I <3 writing AO3 READER we read fanfic lol Guitar peeps ♬⋆.˚ art council VOICE ACTORS OF BDNS did the dew yaoi enjoyer ANTI-67 Anti-Spawn Anti-Clanker CASEOH FAN!! Blue Lock! Rinsagi <3 certified saiki k fan JJBA watcher Stardust Crusaders I <3 Vanitas no Carte Dark Deception lovers | JJK FANS !! One Piece Fans Walking Dead I ❤️ Gorillaz Coldplay ♪Robbie's Bugs♪ Mindless Self Indulgence Radiohead stomach book I ❤️ The Smiths Mitski <3 Arctic Monkeys♥ Alex G ENJAMBRE lana del rey I <3 Vacations three days grace ☆Deftones☆ vocaloid Odetarii I ♥ Nirvana i ♥ weezer Red Hot Chilli Peppers Paramore
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                    #36

                    @Rorschach Bro's stalking meee

                    "And there's really no way of winning if in their eyes, you'll always be a dumb blonde..." → Blue Hair; TV Girl
                    "I am hungry. I have been hungry. I was born hungry. What do I need? I am something. I have been something. I was born something. What could I be?" → Abbey; Mitski

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                    • Luana.vasper Luana.vasper

                      @Rorschach Bro's stalking meee

                      Rorschach
                      Rorschach
                      Rorschach
                      NOCTURNAL Bureau Of Investigation & Interviews Supreme Court DOWA Vigilante I <3 writing neurodivergent
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                      #37

                      @Luana.vasper I simply read your bio 😭

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                      • Rorschach Rorschach

                        my parents

                        Luana.vasper
                        Luana.vasper
                        Luana.vasper
                        Switch Only Nighttime Only The Council of Lua ★~ Karson Verified ~☆ | W1ckedSticky is #3 sweetpuddin EST Timezone LGBTQ+ Of BDNS Omnisexual 💜🖤💙 neurodivergent D e p r e s s i o n . . . WARNING! STUPID! Hopeless Romantic pale as F∪CK Yandere after me!! "Screw you guys, I'm going home Peace and Quit Lua's Beta Readers I <3 writing AO3 READER we read fanfic lol Guitar peeps ♬⋆.˚ art council VOICE ACTORS OF BDNS did the dew yaoi enjoyer ANTI-67 Anti-Spawn Anti-Clanker CASEOH FAN!! Blue Lock! Rinsagi <3 certified saiki k fan JJBA watcher Stardust Crusaders I <3 Vanitas no Carte Dark Deception lovers | JJK FANS !! One Piece Fans Walking Dead I ❤️ Gorillaz Coldplay ♪Robbie's Bugs♪ Mindless Self Indulgence Radiohead stomach book I ❤️ The Smiths Mitski <3 Arctic Monkeys♥ Alex G ENJAMBRE lana del rey I <3 Vacations three days grace ☆Deftones☆ vocaloid Odetarii I ♥ Nirvana i ♥ weezer Red Hot Chilli Peppers Paramore
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                        #38

                        @Rorschach Interesting. 3/10

                        "And there's really no way of winning if in their eyes, you'll always be a dumb blonde..." → Blue Hair; TV Girl
                        "I am hungry. I have been hungry. I was born hungry. What do I need? I am something. I have been something. I was born something. What could I be?" → Abbey; Mitski

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                        • Rorschach Rorschach

                          luana has a quote in her bio, life is soup an im a fork. well life is shi and im a stick

                          Luana.vasper
                          Luana.vasper
                          Luana.vasper
                          Switch Only Nighttime Only The Council of Lua ★~ Karson Verified ~☆ | W1ckedSticky is #3 sweetpuddin EST Timezone LGBTQ+ Of BDNS Omnisexual 💜🖤💙 neurodivergent D e p r e s s i o n . . . WARNING! STUPID! Hopeless Romantic pale as F∪CK Yandere after me!! "Screw you guys, I'm going home Peace and Quit Lua's Beta Readers I <3 writing AO3 READER we read fanfic lol Guitar peeps ♬⋆.˚ art council VOICE ACTORS OF BDNS did the dew yaoi enjoyer ANTI-67 Anti-Spawn Anti-Clanker CASEOH FAN!! Blue Lock! Rinsagi <3 certified saiki k fan JJBA watcher Stardust Crusaders I <3 Vanitas no Carte Dark Deception lovers | JJK FANS !! One Piece Fans Walking Dead I ❤️ Gorillaz Coldplay ♪Robbie's Bugs♪ Mindless Self Indulgence Radiohead stomach book I ❤️ The Smiths Mitski <3 Arctic Monkeys♥ Alex G ENJAMBRE lana del rey I <3 Vacations three days grace ☆Deftones☆ vocaloid Odetarii I ♥ Nirvana i ♥ weezer Red Hot Chilli Peppers Paramore
                          wrote last edited by
                          #39

                          @Rorschach 0/10 buddy 😞

                          "And there's really no way of winning if in their eyes, you'll always be a dumb blonde..." → Blue Hair; TV Girl
                          "I am hungry. I have been hungry. I was born hungry. What do I need? I am something. I have been something. I was born something. What could I be?" → Abbey; Mitski

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                          • Luana.vasper Luana.vasper

                            @Rorschach 0/10 buddy 😞

                            Rorschach
                            Rorschach
                            Rorschach
                            NOCTURNAL Bureau Of Investigation & Interviews Supreme Court DOWA Vigilante I <3 writing neurodivergent
                            wrote last edited by
                            #40

                            @Luana.vasper sniff....

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                            • theadora
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                              wrote last edited by theadora
                              #41

                              If He's the ingredients, and She's the blender, does he know how to turn her on?
                              🤰

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