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  • GenesectG Offline
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    Today, my mother-in-law tried to prove I was lying about my seafood allergy by adding minced prawns to the tomato sauce. In the last 24 hours, I have vomited and shit so much, plus the lost water weight from the sweating, I’ve lost almost 9lbs in body weight. FML

    Via:
    https://www.fmylife.com/article/poisoning-attempt_374179.html

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      omg thats horrid

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        Ts is peak comedy 🔥

        Super cool, awesome person (im a fucking loser) Living Dead frr

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          Oh No Don't Look Into These Old Topics

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            sounds like something my mom might do tbh, but bc she just wouldn't believe you when you said you were alergic

            owothe mighty
            i do not do edating. especially with kid halve a decade or more younger. please, just don't bother trying to rizz me up
            no offense to edaters. i just dont want to.

            currently i have limited Internet access

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