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  • A Former User?
    A Former User?
    A Former User
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    #1

    the title says it all

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    • Jace123
      Jace123
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      wrote on last edited by
      #2

      what do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? .. a stick

      I l♥ve you forever†

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      • Jace123 Jace123

        what do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? .. a stick

        A Former User?
        A Former User?
        A Former User
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        #3

        @Jace123

        I actually laughed at that. My humor is broken

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        • A Former User?
          A Former User?
          A Former User
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          #4

          What is an Archers favorite store? Target XD

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          • Yanderemenhera
            Yanderemenhera
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            #5

            are you a tide-pod?....

            cuz you look like a snack!

            wilford bremly, sep, 27th 1934 to Aug, 1st, 2020
            hit me up on discord, my username is wilfordbremly and I will talk to you 'bout daibetus
            my new grounds account is called phroggered
            look at dat to see ''exclusive'' content or whatever.

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            • Yanderemenhera Yanderemenhera

              are you a tide-pod?....

              cuz you look like a snack!

              A Former User?
              A Former User?
              A Former User
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              #6

              @Yanderemenhera

              you eat tide pods too? twin

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              • WeedAreTheWorld
                WeedAreTheWorld
                WeedAreTheWorld
                420 No BIRTH IN SB Dr pepper TOBI CULT He ate them | WeedAreTheWorld is #1 Peace and Quit be quit pesent
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                #7

                Hey I know a guy who's an expert at this his name is @Grind

                Are you gonna eat that

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                • Lucifer's Lover
                  Lucifer's Lover
                  Lucifer's Lover
                  Radiohead He ate them Hazbin Hotel Fans 😈Hellverse Tetoling #1 analog horror fan Roleplay AO3 READER ×Certified Ch*rL*stor Hater× ・My smile is stitched...・ Dr pepper Horror Movie obsession STOLSSAGO NO.1 FAN !! Dream Lover chronically online hamilfans!! theatre kid!!! bug. Omega Yaoi Ώ appol of doom Nintendo Switch Users Spotify ig ☆Deftones☆ miku ♡ -*Angel*- Autistic peeps Demon slayer Fan ‼️ silly transmascs Has a Youtube Channel †Obey Abaddon† s3rl Melt Ice LGBTQ+ Of BDNS ☆MuderMedia Lover☆ ★~ Karson Verified ~☆ TV Girl ⋆⭒˚💙🩷.⋆✮⋆˙ Femboy :3 AroAce Club ppl Tarmac fw<3 neurodivergent Rising moon...🌙 people don't deserve to life I <3 writing Puppy Boy Puppies & kittens ! ★уuмеshiррея♪ simps Peace and Quit | WeedAreTheWorld is #1 ★ NO.1 MSI FAN~ !!★ Angel ♥ Mindless Self Indulgence Lucifer's Husband ★BitterApple☆ ♥Certified RadioApple Lover♥ Mitski <3 pale as F∪CK Bats's Cave three days grace NOCTURNAL Basement Dwellers IMA BURN IN HELL, but<3 Coldplay GUITAR SOLO, F*CK YEAH!!! Wants to be pet yaoi♡ Fictionkin yaoi enjoyer Arctic Monkeys♥ OC-Maker Chud stalker artist's.. Nerdy Geeks I ❤️ The Smiths stargazers Anti-Clanker D e p r e s s i o n . . . we read fanfic lol Goth/emo/scene/other :3 1 OF ELLAS SILLYSS @Everyone
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                  #8

                  There's a guy that is REALLY good at this, his name is @NeverLetMeDown
                  /jk

                  No.1 RadioApple fan.
                  “Luci… Is your smile stitched?”
                  "Yaoi king and is canonically a radio." -Cicada.
                  "MOM FOUND THE YAOI DRAWER !!"
                  TOXIC OLD MAN YAOI FOR EVERYONE !!

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                  • WeedAreTheWorld
                    WeedAreTheWorld
                    WeedAreTheWorld
                    420 No BIRTH IN SB Dr pepper TOBI CULT He ate them | WeedAreTheWorld is #1 Peace and Quit be quit pesent
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                    #9

                    Guy above me meant to say /srs
                    He told me trust me

                    Are you gonna eat that

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                    • Lucifer's Lover
                      Lucifer's Lover
                      Lucifer's Lover
                      Radiohead He ate them Hazbin Hotel Fans 😈Hellverse Tetoling #1 analog horror fan Roleplay AO3 READER ×Certified Ch*rL*stor Hater× ・My smile is stitched...・ Dr pepper Horror Movie obsession STOLSSAGO NO.1 FAN !! Dream Lover chronically online hamilfans!! theatre kid!!! bug. Omega Yaoi Ώ appol of doom Nintendo Switch Users Spotify ig ☆Deftones☆ miku ♡ -*Angel*- Autistic peeps Demon slayer Fan ‼️ silly transmascs Has a Youtube Channel †Obey Abaddon† s3rl Melt Ice LGBTQ+ Of BDNS ☆MuderMedia Lover☆ ★~ Karson Verified ~☆ TV Girl ⋆⭒˚💙🩷.⋆✮⋆˙ Femboy :3 AroAce Club ppl Tarmac fw<3 neurodivergent Rising moon...🌙 people don't deserve to life I <3 writing Puppy Boy Puppies & kittens ! ★уuмеshiррея♪ simps Peace and Quit | WeedAreTheWorld is #1 ★ NO.1 MSI FAN~ !!★ Angel ♥ Mindless Self Indulgence Lucifer's Husband ★BitterApple☆ ♥Certified RadioApple Lover♥ Mitski <3 pale as F∪CK Bats's Cave three days grace NOCTURNAL Basement Dwellers IMA BURN IN HELL, but<3 Coldplay GUITAR SOLO, F*CK YEAH!!! Wants to be pet yaoi♡ Fictionkin yaoi enjoyer Arctic Monkeys♥ OC-Maker Chud stalker artist's.. Nerdy Geeks I ❤️ The Smiths stargazers Anti-Clanker D e p r e s s i o n . . . we read fanfic lol Goth/emo/scene/other :3 1 OF ELLAS SILLYSS @Everyone
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                      #10

                      I did not. LIES.

                      No.1 RadioApple fan.
                      “Luci… Is your smile stitched?”
                      "Yaoi king and is canonically a radio." -Cicada.
                      "MOM FOUND THE YAOI DRAWER !!"
                      TOXIC OLD MAN YAOI FOR EVERYONE !!

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                      • Lucifer's Lover Lucifer's Lover

                        I did not. LIES.

                        A Former User?
                        A Former User?
                        A Former User
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                        #11

                        @lucifers_husband

                        what does that have to with rice from China?

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                        • Lucifer's Lover
                          Lucifer's Lover
                          Lucifer's Lover
                          Radiohead He ate them Hazbin Hotel Fans 😈Hellverse Tetoling #1 analog horror fan Roleplay AO3 READER ×Certified Ch*rL*stor Hater× ・My smile is stitched...・ Dr pepper Horror Movie obsession STOLSSAGO NO.1 FAN !! Dream Lover chronically online hamilfans!! theatre kid!!! bug. Omega Yaoi Ώ appol of doom Nintendo Switch Users Spotify ig ☆Deftones☆ miku ♡ -*Angel*- Autistic peeps Demon slayer Fan ‼️ silly transmascs Has a Youtube Channel †Obey Abaddon† s3rl Melt Ice LGBTQ+ Of BDNS ☆MuderMedia Lover☆ ★~ Karson Verified ~☆ TV Girl ⋆⭒˚💙🩷.⋆✮⋆˙ Femboy :3 AroAce Club ppl Tarmac fw<3 neurodivergent Rising moon...🌙 people don't deserve to life I <3 writing Puppy Boy Puppies & kittens ! ★уuмеshiррея♪ simps Peace and Quit | WeedAreTheWorld is #1 ★ NO.1 MSI FAN~ !!★ Angel ♥ Mindless Self Indulgence Lucifer's Husband ★BitterApple☆ ♥Certified RadioApple Lover♥ Mitski <3 pale as F∪CK Bats's Cave three days grace NOCTURNAL Basement Dwellers IMA BURN IN HELL, but<3 Coldplay GUITAR SOLO, F*CK YEAH!!! Wants to be pet yaoi♡ Fictionkin yaoi enjoyer Arctic Monkeys♥ OC-Maker Chud stalker artist's.. Nerdy Geeks I ❤️ The Smiths stargazers Anti-Clanker D e p r e s s i o n . . . we read fanfic lol Goth/emo/scene/other :3 1 OF ELLAS SILLYSS @Everyone
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                          #12

                          ...Hwat.

                          No.1 RadioApple fan.
                          “Luci… Is your smile stitched?”
                          "Yaoi king and is canonically a radio." -Cicada.
                          "MOM FOUND THE YAOI DRAWER !!"
                          TOXIC OLD MAN YAOI FOR EVERYONE !!

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                          • Lucifer's Lover Lucifer's Lover

                            ...Hwat.

                            A Former User?
                            A Former User?
                            A Former User
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                            #13

                            @lucifers_husband
                            exactly

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                            • Yanderemenhera
                              Yanderemenhera
                              Yanderemenhera
                              auntie menhera's neices, nephews and niblings Chud before-update supporter He ate them #fuckmybakalife Eric Cartman canida 🥀 😭🙏 wilford bremly fangurl cult Swagg_c3rt1fi3d<3 Belt to ass Тотя well, fuc- pale as F∪CK short person chronically online former staff But 20$ is 20$ high af Chaotic Asexuals The Lords of Pillows Mr. Duran's class | W1ckedSticky is #3 necroposters of bns rip wall Wants to be pet Cluckers | WeedAreTheWorld is #1
                              wrote on last edited by
                              #14

                              man: hey girl, how much does a polar bear weight?


                              woman: I don't know-


                              man just enough to break the ice! * hands her a drink and she starts giggling *


                              wilford bremly, sep, 27th 1934 to Aug, 1st, 2020
                              hit me up on discord, my username is wilfordbremly and I will talk to you 'bout daibetus
                              my new grounds account is called phroggered
                              look at dat to see ''exclusive'' content or whatever.

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                              • Lucifer's Lover
                                Lucifer's Lover
                                Lucifer's Lover
                                Radiohead He ate them Hazbin Hotel Fans 😈Hellverse Tetoling #1 analog horror fan Roleplay AO3 READER ×Certified Ch*rL*stor Hater× ・My smile is stitched...・ Dr pepper Horror Movie obsession STOLSSAGO NO.1 FAN !! Dream Lover chronically online hamilfans!! theatre kid!!! bug. Omega Yaoi Ώ appol of doom Nintendo Switch Users Spotify ig ☆Deftones☆ miku ♡ -*Angel*- Autistic peeps Demon slayer Fan ‼️ silly transmascs Has a Youtube Channel †Obey Abaddon† s3rl Melt Ice LGBTQ+ Of BDNS ☆MuderMedia Lover☆ ★~ Karson Verified ~☆ TV Girl ⋆⭒˚💙🩷.⋆✮⋆˙ Femboy :3 AroAce Club ppl Tarmac fw<3 neurodivergent Rising moon...🌙 people don't deserve to life I <3 writing Puppy Boy Puppies & kittens ! ★уuмеshiррея♪ simps Peace and Quit | WeedAreTheWorld is #1 ★ NO.1 MSI FAN~ !!★ Angel ♥ Mindless Self Indulgence Lucifer's Husband ★BitterApple☆ ♥Certified RadioApple Lover♥ Mitski <3 pale as F∪CK Bats's Cave three days grace NOCTURNAL Basement Dwellers IMA BURN IN HELL, but<3 Coldplay GUITAR SOLO, F*CK YEAH!!! Wants to be pet yaoi♡ Fictionkin yaoi enjoyer Arctic Monkeys♥ OC-Maker Chud stalker artist's.. Nerdy Geeks I ❤️ The Smiths stargazers Anti-Clanker D e p r e s s i o n . . . we read fanfic lol Goth/emo/scene/other :3 1 OF ELLAS SILLYSS @Everyone
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                                #15

                                im sooo confused, but I guess vro
                                @Luigi_Dude

                                No.1 RadioApple fan.
                                “Luci… Is your smile stitched?”
                                "Yaoi king and is canonically a radio." -Cicada.
                                "MOM FOUND THE YAOI DRAWER !!"
                                TOXIC OLD MAN YAOI FOR EVERYONE !!

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                                • TwoTimee
                                  TwoTimee
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                                  | Alterhuman Amarah x Oliver Spawnist Devote yourself Glory to the Spawn
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                                  #16

                                  Im bad at jokes so here is a reference.


                                  Why did the Broken Spawn cross the road?
                                  .
                                  .
                                  To get hit by the car!


                                  Look both ways guys, be like Azure (^^)d

                                  Fahhh

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                                  • xenth
                                    xenth
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                                    #17

                                    why do ducks have feathers?
                                    .
                                    .
                                    .
                                    .
                                    to hide their butt-quack (ba dum tsss)

                                    uhhh.. epicness, shouout to evil larry

                                    "fall into me" - forest blakk

                                    "fall into me, and ill catch you darlin' and we'll dance in the streets"

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                                    • R1GN1M
                                      R1GN1M
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                                      NOCTURNAL D e p r e s s i o n . . . HOGMAN Anti-Clanker 420 rip andy "Screw you guys, I'm going home Westhelm Stay Gold Dr pepper Anti Cringe
                                      wrote on last edited by
                                      #18

                                      Why uh.. why... Uh... You don't... Ah damn it... Uh... Oh, why uh... Why did I cross the road? I uh... I don't know.

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                                      • stupidguy535
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                                        #19

                                        why did the squirrel fall out of the tree?.... bcz it was DEAD
                                        why did the bread fall out of the tree?.... BCZ IT WAS STAPLED TO THE SQUIRREL

                                        I am very dumb "an iq to good to be dumb?" Shout out to angietheknight best brother also his music is good :D uhh i'm not from greenland wowie :sob: SHAW

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                                        • cranberryysmoke
                                          cranberryysmoke
                                          cranberryysmoke
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                                          #20

                                          ok that joke actually mad me giggle my humor is brokem-

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