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  • A Former User? Offline
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    What is an Archers favorite store? Target XD

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    • Yanderemenheraundefined Online
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      Yanderemenhera
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      #5

      are you a tide-pod?....

      cuz you look like a snack!

      wilford bremly, sep, 27th 1934 to Aug, 1st, 2020
      hit me up on discord, my username is wilfordbremly and I will talk to you 'bout daibetus
      my new grounds account is called phroggered
      look at dat to see ''exclusive'' content or whatever.

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      • Yanderemenheraundefined Yanderemenhera

        are you a tide-pod?....

        cuz you look like a snack!

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        @Yanderemenhera

        you eat tide pods too? twin

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        • NeverLetMeDownundefined Offline
          NeverLetMeDownundefined Offline
          NeverLetMeDown
          420 No BIRTH IN SB Dr pepper He ate them | NeverLetMeDown is #1 Peace and Quit be quit pesent
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          #7

          Hey I know a guy who's an expert at this his name is @Grind

          'This confession has meant nothing.'

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          • Lucifer's Loveundefined Offline
            Lucifer's Loveundefined Offline
            Lucifer's Love
            Puppy Boy Puppies & kittens ! Bats's Cave ★уuмеshiррея♪ simps TV Girl ⋆⭒˚💙🩷.⋆✮⋆˙ AroAce Club Femboy :3 neurodivergent Wants to be pet Peace and Quit | NeverLetMeDown is #1 Angel ♥ ★ NO.1 MSI FAN~ !!★ yaoi♡ -*Angel*- Autistic peeps ‼️ silly transmascs †Obey Abaddon† Has a Youtube Channel miku ♡ s3rl LGBTQ+ Of BDNS ☆MuderMedia Lover☆ ★~ Karson Verified ~☆ Fictionkin yaoi enjoyer bug. appol of doom Spotify ig Nintendo Switch Users ☆Deftones☆ chronically online Roleplay AO3 READER He ate them Tetoling 😈Hellverse Hazbin Hotel Fans #1 analog horror fan ♥Certified RadioApple Lover♥ ×Certified Ch*rL*stor Hater× Dr pepper ・My smile is stitched...・ Horror Movie obsession Basement Dwellers NOCTURNAL IMA BURN IN HELL, but<3 OC-Maker Chud artist's.. stalker Nerdy Geeks stargazers Anti-Clanker D e p r e s s i o n . . . we read fanfic lol Goth/emo/scene/other :3 1 OF ELLAS SILLYSS @Everyone
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            #8

            There's a guy that is REALLY good at this, his name is @NeverLetMeDown
            /jk

            No.1 RadioApple fan.
            %(darkred)[“Luci… Is your smile stitched?”
            "Yaoi king and is canonically a radio." -Cicada.
            "MOM FOUND THE YAOI DRAWER !!"
            TOXIC OLD MAN YAOI FOR EVERYONE !!

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            • NeverLetMeDownundefined Offline
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              NeverLetMeDown
              420 No BIRTH IN SB Dr pepper He ate them | NeverLetMeDown is #1 Peace and Quit be quit pesent
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              #9

              Guy above me meant to say /srs
              He told me trust me

              'This confession has meant nothing.'

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              • Lucifer's Loveundefined Offline
                Lucifer's Loveundefined Offline
                Lucifer's Love
                Puppy Boy Puppies & kittens ! Bats's Cave ★уuмеshiррея♪ simps TV Girl ⋆⭒˚💙🩷.⋆✮⋆˙ AroAce Club Femboy :3 neurodivergent Wants to be pet Peace and Quit | NeverLetMeDown is #1 Angel ♥ ★ NO.1 MSI FAN~ !!★ yaoi♡ -*Angel*- Autistic peeps ‼️ silly transmascs †Obey Abaddon† Has a Youtube Channel miku ♡ s3rl LGBTQ+ Of BDNS ☆MuderMedia Lover☆ ★~ Karson Verified ~☆ Fictionkin yaoi enjoyer bug. appol of doom Spotify ig Nintendo Switch Users ☆Deftones☆ chronically online Roleplay AO3 READER He ate them Tetoling 😈Hellverse Hazbin Hotel Fans #1 analog horror fan ♥Certified RadioApple Lover♥ ×Certified Ch*rL*stor Hater× Dr pepper ・My smile is stitched...・ Horror Movie obsession Basement Dwellers NOCTURNAL IMA BURN IN HELL, but<3 OC-Maker Chud artist's.. stalker Nerdy Geeks stargazers Anti-Clanker D e p r e s s i o n . . . we read fanfic lol Goth/emo/scene/other :3 1 OF ELLAS SILLYSS @Everyone
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                #10

                I did not. LIES.

                No.1 RadioApple fan.
                %(darkred)[“Luci… Is your smile stitched?”
                "Yaoi king and is canonically a radio." -Cicada.
                "MOM FOUND THE YAOI DRAWER !!"
                TOXIC OLD MAN YAOI FOR EVERYONE !!

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                • Lucifer's Loveundefined Lucifer's Love

                  I did not. LIES.

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                  @lucifers_husband

                  what does that have to with rice from China?

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                  • Lucifer's Loveundefined Offline
                    Lucifer's Loveundefined Offline
                    Lucifer's Love
                    Puppy Boy Puppies & kittens ! Bats's Cave ★уuмеshiррея♪ simps TV Girl ⋆⭒˚💙🩷.⋆✮⋆˙ AroAce Club Femboy :3 neurodivergent Wants to be pet Peace and Quit | NeverLetMeDown is #1 Angel ♥ ★ NO.1 MSI FAN~ !!★ yaoi♡ -*Angel*- Autistic peeps ‼️ silly transmascs †Obey Abaddon† Has a Youtube Channel miku ♡ s3rl LGBTQ+ Of BDNS ☆MuderMedia Lover☆ ★~ Karson Verified ~☆ Fictionkin yaoi enjoyer bug. appol of doom Spotify ig Nintendo Switch Users ☆Deftones☆ chronically online Roleplay AO3 READER He ate them Tetoling 😈Hellverse Hazbin Hotel Fans #1 analog horror fan ♥Certified RadioApple Lover♥ ×Certified Ch*rL*stor Hater× Dr pepper ・My smile is stitched...・ Horror Movie obsession Basement Dwellers NOCTURNAL IMA BURN IN HELL, but<3 OC-Maker Chud artist's.. stalker Nerdy Geeks stargazers Anti-Clanker D e p r e s s i o n . . . we read fanfic lol Goth/emo/scene/other :3 1 OF ELLAS SILLYSS @Everyone
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                    #12

                    ...Hwat.

                    No.1 RadioApple fan.
                    %(darkred)[“Luci… Is your smile stitched?”
                    "Yaoi king and is canonically a radio." -Cicada.
                    "MOM FOUND THE YAOI DRAWER !!"
                    TOXIC OLD MAN YAOI FOR EVERYONE !!

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                    • Lucifer's Loveundefined Lucifer's Love

                      ...Hwat.

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                      A Former User
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                      #13

                      @lucifers_husband
                      exactly

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                      • Yanderemenheraundefined Online
                        Yanderemenheraundefined Online
                        Yanderemenhera
                        auntie menhera's neices, nephews and niblings Chud before-update supporter He ate them #fuckmybakalife Eric Cartman canida 🥀 😭🙏 wilford bremly fangurl cult Swagg_c3rt1fi3d<3 Belt to ass Тотя well, fuc- pale as F∪CK short person chronically online former staff But 20$ is 20$ high af Chaotic Asexuals The Lords of Pillows Mr. Duran's class
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                        #14

                        man: hey girl, how much does a polar bear weight?


                        woman: I don't know-


                        man just enough to break the ice! * hands her a drink and she starts giggling *


                        wilford bremly, sep, 27th 1934 to Aug, 1st, 2020
                        hit me up on discord, my username is wilfordbremly and I will talk to you 'bout daibetus
                        my new grounds account is called phroggered
                        look at dat to see ''exclusive'' content or whatever.

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                        • Lucifer's Loveundefined Offline
                          Lucifer's Loveundefined Offline
                          Lucifer's Love
                          Puppy Boy Puppies & kittens ! Bats's Cave ★уuмеshiррея♪ simps TV Girl ⋆⭒˚💙🩷.⋆✮⋆˙ AroAce Club Femboy :3 neurodivergent Wants to be pet Peace and Quit | NeverLetMeDown is #1 Angel ♥ ★ NO.1 MSI FAN~ !!★ yaoi♡ -*Angel*- Autistic peeps ‼️ silly transmascs †Obey Abaddon† Has a Youtube Channel miku ♡ s3rl LGBTQ+ Of BDNS ☆MuderMedia Lover☆ ★~ Karson Verified ~☆ Fictionkin yaoi enjoyer bug. appol of doom Spotify ig Nintendo Switch Users ☆Deftones☆ chronically online Roleplay AO3 READER He ate them Tetoling 😈Hellverse Hazbin Hotel Fans #1 analog horror fan ♥Certified RadioApple Lover♥ ×Certified Ch*rL*stor Hater× Dr pepper ・My smile is stitched...・ Horror Movie obsession Basement Dwellers NOCTURNAL IMA BURN IN HELL, but<3 OC-Maker Chud artist's.. stalker Nerdy Geeks stargazers Anti-Clanker D e p r e s s i o n . . . we read fanfic lol Goth/emo/scene/other :3 1 OF ELLAS SILLYSS @Everyone
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                          #15

                          im sooo confused, but I guess vro
                          @Luigi_Dude

                          No.1 RadioApple fan.
                          %(darkred)[“Luci… Is your smile stitched?”
                          "Yaoi king and is canonically a radio." -Cicada.
                          "MOM FOUND THE YAOI DRAWER !!"
                          TOXIC OLD MAN YAOI FOR EVERYONE !!

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                            #16

                            Im bad at jokes so here is a reference.


                            Why did the Broken Spawn cross the road?
                            .
                            .
                            To get hit by the car!


                            Look both ways guys, be like Azure (^^)d

                            It / rot / dead / meow

                            Don't call me human pls! I am a thing / creature / Angel !!

                            (Im SADLY human don't talk about it.)


                            Devotedangel is CANNON!!!! 🥩🪽

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                              #17

                              why do ducks have feathers?
                              .
                              .
                              .
                              .
                              to hide their butt-quack (ba dum tsss)

                              uhhh.. epicness, shouout to evil larry

                              "fall into me" - forest blakk

                              "fall into me, and ill catch you darlin' and we'll dance in the streets"

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                                Why uh.. why... Uh... You don't... Ah damn it... Uh... Oh, why uh... Why did I cross the road? I uh... I don't know.

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                                  why did the squirrel fall out of the tree?.... bcz it was DEAD
                                  why did the bread fall out of the tree?.... BCZ IT WAS STAPLED TO THE SQUIRREL

                                  I am very dumb "an iq to good to be dumb?" Shout out to angietheknight best brother also his music is good :D uhh i'm not from greenland wowie :sob: SHAW

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                                    ok that joke actually mad me giggle my humor is brokem-

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                                      why did 4 & 4 pass on dinner?? cuz they already ate .. i guess 😕

                                      >>>>:{ AlL tHiS wAs OnLy WiShFuL tHiNkInG }:<<<<

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                                        why did the squirrel fall out of the tree?.... bcz it was DEAD
                                        why did the bread fall out of the tree?.... BCZ IT WAS STAPLED TO THE SQUIRREL

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                                        auntie menhera's neices, nephews and niblings Chud before-update supporter He ate them #fuckmybakalife Eric Cartman canida 🥀 😭🙏 wilford bremly fangurl cult Swagg_c3rt1fi3d<3 Belt to ass Тотя well, fuc- pale as F∪CK short person chronically online former staff But 20$ is 20$ high af Chaotic Asexuals The Lords of Pillows Mr. Duran's class
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                                        @stupidguy535 squirl stapler

                                        wilford bremly, sep, 27th 1934 to Aug, 1st, 2020
                                        hit me up on discord, my username is wilfordbremly and I will talk to you 'bout daibetus
                                        my new grounds account is called phroggered
                                        look at dat to see ''exclusive'' content or whatever.

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                                          @stupidguy535 squirl stapler

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                                          Yanderemenhera
                                          auntie menhera's neices, nephews and niblings Chud before-update supporter He ate them #fuckmybakalife Eric Cartman canida 🥀 😭🙏 wilford bremly fangurl cult Swagg_c3rt1fi3d<3 Belt to ass Тотя well, fuc- pale as F∪CK short person chronically online former staff But 20$ is 20$ high af Chaotic Asexuals The Lords of Pillows Mr. Duran's class
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                                          #23

                                          tape it to your wife's dead body to make her hawt once more @stupidguy535

                                          wilford bremly, sep, 27th 1934 to Aug, 1st, 2020
                                          hit me up on discord, my username is wilfordbremly and I will talk to you 'bout daibetus
                                          my new grounds account is called phroggered
                                          look at dat to see ''exclusive'' content or whatever.

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