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  • Yanderemenhera Yanderemenhera

    are you a tide-pod?....

    cuz you look like a snack!

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    #6

    @Yanderemenhera

    you eat tide pods too? twin

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    • WeedAreTheWorld
      WeedAreTheWorld
      WeedAreTheWorld
      420 No BIRTH IN SB Dr pepper TOBI CULT He ate them | WeedAreTheWorld is #1 Peace and Quit be quit pesent
      wrote on last edited by
      #7

      Hey I know a guy who's an expert at this his name is @Grind

      Are you gonna eat that

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      • Lucifer's Lover
        Lucifer's Lover
        Lucifer's Lover
        Radiohead He ate them Hazbin Hotel Fans 😈Hellverse Tetoling #1 analog horror fan Roleplay AO3 READER ×Certified Ch*rL*stor Hater× ・My smile is stitched...・ Dr pepper Horror Movie obsession STOLSSAGO NO.1 FAN !! Dream Lover chronically online hamilfans!! theatre kid!!! bug. Omega Yaoi Ώ appol of doom Nintendo Switch Users Spotify ig ☆Deftones☆ miku ♡ -*Angel*- Autistic peeps Demon slayer Fan ‼️ silly transmascs Has a Youtube Channel †Obey Abaddon† s3rl Melt Ice LGBTQ+ Of BDNS ☆MuderMedia Lover☆ ★~ Karson Verified ~☆ TV Girl ⋆⭒˚💙🩷.⋆✮⋆˙ Femboy :3 AroAce Club ppl Tarmac fw<3 neurodivergent Rising moon...🌙 people don't deserve to life I <3 writing Puppy Boy Puppies & kittens ! ★уuмеshiррея♪ simps Peace and Quit | WeedAreTheWorld is #1 ★ NO.1 MSI FAN~ !!★ Angel ♥ Mindless Self Indulgence Lucifer's Husband ★BitterApple☆ ♥Certified RadioApple Lover♥ Mitski <3 pale as F∪CK Bats's Cave three days grace NOCTURNAL Basement Dwellers IMA BURN IN HELL, but<3 Coldplay GUITAR SOLO, F*CK YEAH!!! Wants to be pet yaoi♡ Fictionkin yaoi enjoyer Arctic Monkeys♥ OC-Maker Chud stalker artist's.. Nerdy Geeks I ❤️ The Smiths stargazers Anti-Clanker D e p r e s s i o n . . . we read fanfic lol Goth/emo/scene/other :3 1 OF ELLAS SILLYSS @Everyone
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        #8

        There's a guy that is REALLY good at this, his name is @NeverLetMeDown
        /jk

        No.1 RadioApple fan.
        “Luci… Is your smile stitched?”
        "Yaoi king and is canonically a radio." -Cicada.
        "MOM FOUND THE YAOI DRAWER !!"
        TOXIC OLD MAN YAOI FOR EVERYONE !!

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        • WeedAreTheWorld
          WeedAreTheWorld
          WeedAreTheWorld
          420 No BIRTH IN SB Dr pepper TOBI CULT He ate them | WeedAreTheWorld is #1 Peace and Quit be quit pesent
          wrote on last edited by
          #9

          Guy above me meant to say /srs
          He told me trust me

          Are you gonna eat that

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          • Lucifer's Lover
            Lucifer's Lover
            Lucifer's Lover
            Radiohead He ate them Hazbin Hotel Fans 😈Hellverse Tetoling #1 analog horror fan Roleplay AO3 READER ×Certified Ch*rL*stor Hater× ・My smile is stitched...・ Dr pepper Horror Movie obsession STOLSSAGO NO.1 FAN !! Dream Lover chronically online hamilfans!! theatre kid!!! bug. Omega Yaoi Ώ appol of doom Nintendo Switch Users Spotify ig ☆Deftones☆ miku ♡ -*Angel*- Autistic peeps Demon slayer Fan ‼️ silly transmascs Has a Youtube Channel †Obey Abaddon† s3rl Melt Ice LGBTQ+ Of BDNS ☆MuderMedia Lover☆ ★~ Karson Verified ~☆ TV Girl ⋆⭒˚💙🩷.⋆✮⋆˙ Femboy :3 AroAce Club ppl Tarmac fw<3 neurodivergent Rising moon...🌙 people don't deserve to life I <3 writing Puppy Boy Puppies & kittens ! ★уuмеshiррея♪ simps Peace and Quit | WeedAreTheWorld is #1 ★ NO.1 MSI FAN~ !!★ Angel ♥ Mindless Self Indulgence Lucifer's Husband ★BitterApple☆ ♥Certified RadioApple Lover♥ Mitski <3 pale as F∪CK Bats's Cave three days grace NOCTURNAL Basement Dwellers IMA BURN IN HELL, but<3 Coldplay GUITAR SOLO, F*CK YEAH!!! Wants to be pet yaoi♡ Fictionkin yaoi enjoyer Arctic Monkeys♥ OC-Maker Chud stalker artist's.. Nerdy Geeks I ❤️ The Smiths stargazers Anti-Clanker D e p r e s s i o n . . . we read fanfic lol Goth/emo/scene/other :3 1 OF ELLAS SILLYSS @Everyone
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            #10

            I did not. LIES.

            No.1 RadioApple fan.
            “Luci… Is your smile stitched?”
            "Yaoi king and is canonically a radio." -Cicada.
            "MOM FOUND THE YAOI DRAWER !!"
            TOXIC OLD MAN YAOI FOR EVERYONE !!

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            • Lucifer's Lover Lucifer's Lover

              I did not. LIES.

              A Former User?
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              #11

              @lucifers_husband

              what does that have to with rice from China?

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              • Lucifer's Lover
                Lucifer's Lover
                Lucifer's Lover
                Radiohead He ate them Hazbin Hotel Fans 😈Hellverse Tetoling #1 analog horror fan Roleplay AO3 READER ×Certified Ch*rL*stor Hater× ・My smile is stitched...・ Dr pepper Horror Movie obsession STOLSSAGO NO.1 FAN !! Dream Lover chronically online hamilfans!! theatre kid!!! bug. Omega Yaoi Ώ appol of doom Nintendo Switch Users Spotify ig ☆Deftones☆ miku ♡ -*Angel*- Autistic peeps Demon slayer Fan ‼️ silly transmascs Has a Youtube Channel †Obey Abaddon† s3rl Melt Ice LGBTQ+ Of BDNS ☆MuderMedia Lover☆ ★~ Karson Verified ~☆ TV Girl ⋆⭒˚💙🩷.⋆✮⋆˙ Femboy :3 AroAce Club ppl Tarmac fw<3 neurodivergent Rising moon...🌙 people don't deserve to life I <3 writing Puppy Boy Puppies & kittens ! ★уuмеshiррея♪ simps Peace and Quit | WeedAreTheWorld is #1 ★ NO.1 MSI FAN~ !!★ Angel ♥ Mindless Self Indulgence Lucifer's Husband ★BitterApple☆ ♥Certified RadioApple Lover♥ Mitski <3 pale as F∪CK Bats's Cave three days grace NOCTURNAL Basement Dwellers IMA BURN IN HELL, but<3 Coldplay GUITAR SOLO, F*CK YEAH!!! Wants to be pet yaoi♡ Fictionkin yaoi enjoyer Arctic Monkeys♥ OC-Maker Chud stalker artist's.. Nerdy Geeks I ❤️ The Smiths stargazers Anti-Clanker D e p r e s s i o n . . . we read fanfic lol Goth/emo/scene/other :3 1 OF ELLAS SILLYSS @Everyone
                wrote on last edited by
                #12

                ...Hwat.

                No.1 RadioApple fan.
                “Luci… Is your smile stitched?”
                "Yaoi king and is canonically a radio." -Cicada.
                "MOM FOUND THE YAOI DRAWER !!"
                TOXIC OLD MAN YAOI FOR EVERYONE !!

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                • Lucifer's Lover Lucifer's Lover

                  ...Hwat.

                  A Former User?
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                  A Former User
                  wrote on last edited by
                  #13

                  @lucifers_husband
                  exactly

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                  • Yanderemenhera
                    Yanderemenhera
                    Yanderemenhera
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                    wrote on last edited by
                    #14

                    man: hey girl, how much does a polar bear weight?


                    woman: I don't know-


                    man just enough to break the ice! * hands her a drink and she starts giggling *


                    wilford bremly, sep, 27th 1934 to Aug, 1st, 2020
                    hit me up on discord, my username is wilfordbremly and I will talk to you 'bout daibetus
                    my new grounds account is called phroggered
                    look at dat to see ''exclusive'' content or whatever.

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                    • Lucifer's Lover
                      Lucifer's Lover
                      Lucifer's Lover
                      Radiohead He ate them Hazbin Hotel Fans 😈Hellverse Tetoling #1 analog horror fan Roleplay AO3 READER ×Certified Ch*rL*stor Hater× ・My smile is stitched...・ Dr pepper Horror Movie obsession STOLSSAGO NO.1 FAN !! Dream Lover chronically online hamilfans!! theatre kid!!! bug. Omega Yaoi Ώ appol of doom Nintendo Switch Users Spotify ig ☆Deftones☆ miku ♡ -*Angel*- Autistic peeps Demon slayer Fan ‼️ silly transmascs Has a Youtube Channel †Obey Abaddon† s3rl Melt Ice LGBTQ+ Of BDNS ☆MuderMedia Lover☆ ★~ Karson Verified ~☆ TV Girl ⋆⭒˚💙🩷.⋆✮⋆˙ Femboy :3 AroAce Club ppl Tarmac fw<3 neurodivergent Rising moon...🌙 people don't deserve to life I <3 writing Puppy Boy Puppies & kittens ! ★уuмеshiррея♪ simps Peace and Quit | WeedAreTheWorld is #1 ★ NO.1 MSI FAN~ !!★ Angel ♥ Mindless Self Indulgence Lucifer's Husband ★BitterApple☆ ♥Certified RadioApple Lover♥ Mitski <3 pale as F∪CK Bats's Cave three days grace NOCTURNAL Basement Dwellers IMA BURN IN HELL, but<3 Coldplay GUITAR SOLO, F*CK YEAH!!! Wants to be pet yaoi♡ Fictionkin yaoi enjoyer Arctic Monkeys♥ OC-Maker Chud stalker artist's.. Nerdy Geeks I ❤️ The Smiths stargazers Anti-Clanker D e p r e s s i o n . . . we read fanfic lol Goth/emo/scene/other :3 1 OF ELLAS SILLYSS @Everyone
                      wrote on last edited by
                      #15

                      im sooo confused, but I guess vro
                      @Luigi_Dude

                      No.1 RadioApple fan.
                      “Luci… Is your smile stitched?”
                      "Yaoi king and is canonically a radio." -Cicada.
                      "MOM FOUND THE YAOI DRAWER !!"
                      TOXIC OLD MAN YAOI FOR EVERYONE !!

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                      • TwoTimee
                        TwoTimee
                        TwoTimee
                        | Alterhuman Amarah x Oliver Spawnist Devote yourself Glory to the Spawn
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                        #16

                        Im bad at jokes so here is a reference.


                        Why did the Broken Spawn cross the road?
                        .
                        .
                        To get hit by the car!


                        Look both ways guys, be like Azure (^^)d

                        Fahhh

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                        • xenth
                          xenth
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                          #17

                          why do ducks have feathers?
                          .
                          .
                          .
                          .
                          to hide their butt-quack (ba dum tsss)

                          uhhh.. epicness, shouout to evil larry

                          "fall into me" - forest blakk

                          "fall into me, and ill catch you darlin' and we'll dance in the streets"

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                          • R1GN1M
                            R1GN1M
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                            wrote on last edited by
                            #18

                            Why uh.. why... Uh... You don't... Ah damn it... Uh... Oh, why uh... Why did I cross the road? I uh... I don't know.

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                            • stupidguy535
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                              #19

                              why did the squirrel fall out of the tree?.... bcz it was DEAD
                              why did the bread fall out of the tree?.... BCZ IT WAS STAPLED TO THE SQUIRREL

                              I am very dumb "an iq to good to be dumb?" Shout out to angietheknight best brother also his music is good :D uhh i'm not from greenland wowie :sob: SHAW

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                              • cranberryysmoke
                                cranberryysmoke
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                                #20

                                ok that joke actually mad me giggle my humor is brokem-

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                                  why did 4 & 4 pass on dinner?? cuz they already ate .. i guess :/

                                  i push my fingers into my eyes, its the only thing that slowly stops the ache.

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                                  • stupidguy535 stupidguy535

                                    why did the squirrel fall out of the tree?.... bcz it was DEAD
                                    why did the bread fall out of the tree?.... BCZ IT WAS STAPLED TO THE SQUIRREL

                                    Yanderemenhera
                                    Yanderemenhera
                                    Yanderemenhera
                                    auntie menhera's neices, nephews and niblings Chud before-update supporter He ate them #fuckmybakalife Eric Cartman canida 🥀 😭🙏 wilford bremly fangurl cult Swagg_c3rt1fi3d<3 Belt to ass Тотя well, fuc- pale as F∪CK short person chronically online former staff But 20$ is 20$ high af Chaotic Asexuals The Lords of Pillows Mr. Duran's class | W1ckedSticky is #3 necroposters of bns rip wall Wants to be pet Cluckers | WeedAreTheWorld is #1
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                                    #22

                                    @stupidguy535 squirl stapler

                                    wilford bremly, sep, 27th 1934 to Aug, 1st, 2020
                                    hit me up on discord, my username is wilfordbremly and I will talk to you 'bout daibetus
                                    my new grounds account is called phroggered
                                    look at dat to see ''exclusive'' content or whatever.

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                                    • Yanderemenhera Yanderemenhera

                                      @stupidguy535 squirl stapler

                                      Yanderemenhera
                                      Yanderemenhera
                                      Yanderemenhera
                                      auntie menhera's neices, nephews and niblings Chud before-update supporter He ate them #fuckmybakalife Eric Cartman canida 🥀 😭🙏 wilford bremly fangurl cult Swagg_c3rt1fi3d<3 Belt to ass Тотя well, fuc- pale as F∪CK short person chronically online former staff But 20$ is 20$ high af Chaotic Asexuals The Lords of Pillows Mr. Duran's class | W1ckedSticky is #3 necroposters of bns rip wall Wants to be pet Cluckers | WeedAreTheWorld is #1
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                                      #23

                                      tape it to your wife's dead body to make her hawt once more @stupidguy535

                                      wilford bremly, sep, 27th 1934 to Aug, 1st, 2020
                                      hit me up on discord, my username is wilfordbremly and I will talk to you 'bout daibetus
                                      my new grounds account is called phroggered
                                      look at dat to see ''exclusive'' content or whatever.

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                                      • Yanderemenhera Yanderemenhera

                                        tape it to your wife's dead body to make her hawt once more @stupidguy535

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                                        #24

                                        @Yanderemenhera

                                        what the fu-

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                                        • A Former User? A Former User

                                          @Yanderemenhera

                                          what the fu-

                                          Yanderemenhera
                                          Yanderemenhera
                                          Yanderemenhera
                                          auntie menhera's neices, nephews and niblings Chud before-update supporter He ate them #fuckmybakalife Eric Cartman canida 🥀 😭🙏 wilford bremly fangurl cult Swagg_c3rt1fi3d<3 Belt to ass Тотя well, fuc- pale as F∪CK short person chronically online former staff But 20$ is 20$ high af Chaotic Asexuals The Lords of Pillows Mr. Duran's class | W1ckedSticky is #3 necroposters of bns rip wall Wants to be pet Cluckers | WeedAreTheWorld is #1
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                                          #25

                                          @LEBUFF he was referencing an indie horror game where you off your wife and adorn her corpse with squirls you kill

                                          wilford bremly, sep, 27th 1934 to Aug, 1st, 2020
                                          hit me up on discord, my username is wilfordbremly and I will talk to you 'bout daibetus
                                          my new grounds account is called phroggered
                                          look at dat to see ''exclusive'' content or whatever.

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