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  • TwoTimee
    TwoTimee
    TwoTimee
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    wrote on last edited by TwoTimee
    #16

    Im bad at jokes so here is a reference.


    Why did the Broken Spawn cross the road?
    .
    .
    To get hit by the car!


    Look both ways guys, be like Azure (^^)d

    It / rot / they / meow


    AmarahTime / SpawnAngel / Azuretime (pre-f)
    are ALL peak ships!!!


    (I'm Twotime irl /srs)


    stabs you #forthespawn

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    • xenth
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      wrote on last edited by xenth
      #17

      why do ducks have feathers?
      .
      .
      .
      .
      to hide their butt-quack (ba dum tsss)

      uhhh.. epicness, shouout to evil larry

      "fall into me" - forest blakk

      "fall into me, and ill catch you darlin' and we'll dance in the streets"

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      • R1GN1M
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        wrote on last edited by
        #18

        Why uh.. why... Uh... You don't... Ah damn it... Uh... Oh, why uh... Why did I cross the road? I uh... I don't know.

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        • stupidguy
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          wrote on last edited by
          #19

          why did the squirrel fall out of the tree?.... bcz it was DEAD
          why did the bread fall out of the tree?.... BCZ IT WAS STAPLED TO THE SQUIRREL

          I am very dumb "an iq to good to be dumb?" Shout out to angietheknight best brother also his music is good :D uhh i'm not from greenland wowie :sob: SHAW

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          • cranberryysmoke
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            wrote on last edited by
            #20

            ok that joke actually mad me giggle my humor is brokem-

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              #21

              why did 4 & 4 pass on dinner?? cuz they already ate .. i guess :/

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              • stupidguy stupidguy

                why did the squirrel fall out of the tree?.... bcz it was DEAD
                why did the bread fall out of the tree?.... BCZ IT WAS STAPLED TO THE SQUIRREL

                Yanderemenhera
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                wrote on last edited by
                #22

                @stupidguy535 squirl stapler

                wilford bremly, sep, 27th 1934 to Aug, 1st, 2020
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                my new grounds account is called phroggered
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                • Yanderemenhera Yanderemenhera

                  @stupidguy535 squirl stapler

                  Yanderemenhera
                  Yanderemenhera
                  Yanderemenhera
                  auntie menhera's neices, nephews and niblings Chud before-update supporter He ate them #fuckmybakalife Eric Cartman canida 🥀 😭🙏 wilford bremly fangurl cult Swagg_c3rt1fi3d<3 Belt to ass Тотя well, fuc- pale as F∪CK short person chronically online former staff But 20$ is 20$ high af Chaotic Asexuals The Lords of Pillows Mr. Duran's class
                  wrote on last edited by
                  #23

                  tape it to your wife's dead body to make her hawt once more @stupidguy535

                  wilford bremly, sep, 27th 1934 to Aug, 1st, 2020
                  hit me up on discord, my username is wilfordbremly and I will talk to you 'bout daibetus
                  my new grounds account is called phroggered
                  look at dat to see ''exclusive'' content or whatever.

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                  • Yanderemenhera Yanderemenhera

                    tape it to your wife's dead body to make her hawt once more @stupidguy535

                    A Former User?
                    A Former User?
                    A Former User
                    wrote on last edited by
                    #24

                    @Yanderemenhera

                    what the fu-

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                    • A Former User? A Former User

                      @Yanderemenhera

                      what the fu-

                      Yanderemenhera
                      Yanderemenhera
                      Yanderemenhera
                      auntie menhera's neices, nephews and niblings Chud before-update supporter He ate them #fuckmybakalife Eric Cartman canida 🥀 😭🙏 wilford bremly fangurl cult Swagg_c3rt1fi3d<3 Belt to ass Тотя well, fuc- pale as F∪CK short person chronically online former staff But 20$ is 20$ high af Chaotic Asexuals The Lords of Pillows Mr. Duran's class
                      wrote on last edited by
                      #25

                      @LEBUFF he was referencing an indie horror game where you off your wife and adorn her corpse with squirls you kill

                      wilford bremly, sep, 27th 1934 to Aug, 1st, 2020
                      hit me up on discord, my username is wilfordbremly and I will talk to you 'bout daibetus
                      my new grounds account is called phroggered
                      look at dat to see ''exclusive'' content or whatever.

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                      • JadeF1re
                        JadeF1re
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                        wrote on last edited by
                        #26

                        what do you call a whale that's beached? a boulder

                        there you go

                        dm me if you wanna, they're open
                        my switch fc is SW-1581-4284-9034
                        that's about it cya

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