I did need glasses

Johnny.SS

Alright so my doctor realized i’ve been reporting headaches for like… 5 years and the second i told him where they usually hit, he goes “people who usually report headaches in this region long term tend to have vision problems and require corrective glasses” (which I took a course in psychology so I was reallllly hoping he’d mention poor sleep instead)

his assistant didn’t even hesitate, she immediately clocked it after a quick test,she walked in the damn room and said “yeah he definitely needs glasses,maybe a 20/30 prescription bjt it’s difficult to be exact”

and here’s the crazy part — I used to literally memorize the letters on the chart when they told me to close my eyes so i wouldn’t get glasses like i was hella committed to the lie bc I didn’t want to look nerdy or faggy

but this time i was actually planning to take it seriously bc Izzy told me they wouldn’t be that bad, so i went in thinking “it won’t be anything too serious,if Izzy thinks I’ll look cute then it’s fine”

and then last second i panicked and tried to back out like a coward

except i forgot all the letters.

so i STILL ended up doing it genuine by accident

now i have an appointment on the 27th and i’m about to go into junior year with glasses,looking like a nerdy gay dude

honestly it’s hella lame that i chickened out just to still do it genuine bc i panicked,so dramatic

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@Johnny.SS it’s okay big bro,even if you look like @_Izzy_ is just a cover up for your lavender rls,I’ll still think you’re semi cool when you want to be

Johnny.SS

@Juelz “semi cool” and this was you yesterday,also your first and middle name are Juelz,I don’t wanna hear shit from you about being cool

Anyway thanks for the backhanded compliment ig, you damn monkey

Johnny.SS

Alright fellers I just got my prescription and the frames @_Izzy_ choose,oh my were you guys wrong to suggest circular lenses,I got hella thin metal frames,I DON’T want my glasses to be a focal point and distract people from my handsome mug,circular glasses makw me look so effeminate an young and Izzy alr thinks I look too young with my haircut

@Everyone

Aries

@Johnny.SS

are we gonna ignore what you called them in response? Y'know, the homophobic slur?