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  • Jace123 Jace123

    what do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? .. a stick

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    #3

    @Jace123

    I actually laughed at that. My humor is broken

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    • A Former User?
      A Former User?
      A Former User
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      #4

      What is an Archers favorite store? Target XD

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      • Yanderemenhera
        Yanderemenhera
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        auntie menhera's neices, nephews and niblings Chud before-update supporter He ate them #fuckmybakalife Eric Cartman canida 🥀 😭🙏 wilford bremly fangurl cult Swagg_c3rt1fi3d<3 Belt to ass Тотя well, fuc- pale as F∪CK short person chronically online former staff But 20$ is 20$ high af Chaotic Asexuals The Lords of Pillows Mr. Duran's class | W1ckedSticky is #3 necroposters of bns rip wall Wants to be pet Cluckers | WeedAreTheWorld is #1
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        #5

        are you a tide-pod?....

        cuz you look like a snack!

        wilford bremly, sep, 27th 1934 to Aug, 1st, 2020
        hit me up on discord, my username is wilfordbremly and I will talk to you 'bout daibetus
        my new grounds account is called phroggered
        look at dat to see ''exclusive'' content or whatever.

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        • Yanderemenhera Yanderemenhera

          are you a tide-pod?....

          cuz you look like a snack!

          A Former User?
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          A Former User
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          #6

          @Yanderemenhera

          you eat tide pods too? twin

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          • WeedAreTheWorld
            WeedAreTheWorld
            WeedAreTheWorld
            420 No BIRTH IN SB Dr pepper TOBI CULT He ate them | WeedAreTheWorld is #1 Peace and Quit be quit pesent
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            #7

            Hey I know a guy who's an expert at this his name is @Grind

            Are you gonna eat that

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            • Lucifer's Lover
              Lucifer's Lover
              Lucifer's Lover
              Radiohead He ate them Hazbin Hotel Fans 😈Hellverse Tetoling #1 analog horror fan Roleplay AO3 READER ×Certified Ch*rL*stor Hater× ・My smile is stitched...・ Dr pepper Horror Movie obsession STOLSSAGO NO.1 FAN !! Dream Lover chronically online hamilfans!! theatre kid!!! bug. Omega Yaoi Ώ appol of doom Nintendo Switch Users Spotify ig ☆Deftones☆ miku ♡ -*Angel*- Autistic peeps Demon slayer Fan ‼️ silly transmascs Has a Youtube Channel †Obey Abaddon† s3rl Melt Ice LGBTQ+ Of BDNS ☆MuderMedia Lover☆ ★~ Karson Verified ~☆ TV Girl ⋆⭒˚💙🩷.⋆✮⋆˙ Femboy :3 AroAce Club ppl Tarmac fw<3 neurodivergent Rising moon...🌙 people don't deserve to life I <3 writing Puppy Boy Puppies & kittens ! ★уuмеshiррея♪ simps Peace and Quit | WeedAreTheWorld is #1 ★ NO.1 MSI FAN~ !!★ Angel ♥ Mindless Self Indulgence Lucifer's Husband ★BitterApple☆ ♥Certified RadioApple Lover♥ Mitski <3 pale as F∪CK Bats's Cave three days grace NOCTURNAL Basement Dwellers IMA BURN IN HELL, but<3 Coldplay GUITAR SOLO, F*CK YEAH!!! Wants to be pet yaoi♡ Fictionkin yaoi enjoyer Arctic Monkeys♥ OC-Maker Chud stalker artist's.. Nerdy Geeks I ❤️ The Smiths stargazers Anti-Clanker D e p r e s s i o n . . . we read fanfic lol Goth/emo/scene/other :3 1 OF ELLAS SILLYSS @Everyone
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              #8

              There's a guy that is REALLY good at this, his name is @NeverLetMeDown
              /jk

              No.1 RadioApple fan.
              “Luci… Is your smile stitched?”
              "Yaoi king and is canonically a radio." -Cicada.
              "MOM FOUND THE YAOI DRAWER !!"
              TOXIC OLD MAN YAOI FOR EVERYONE !!

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              • WeedAreTheWorld
                WeedAreTheWorld
                WeedAreTheWorld
                420 No BIRTH IN SB Dr pepper TOBI CULT He ate them | WeedAreTheWorld is #1 Peace and Quit be quit pesent
                wrote on last edited by
                #9

                Guy above me meant to say /srs
                He told me trust me

                Are you gonna eat that

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                • Lucifer's Lover
                  Lucifer's Lover
                  Lucifer's Lover
                  Radiohead He ate them Hazbin Hotel Fans 😈Hellverse Tetoling #1 analog horror fan Roleplay AO3 READER ×Certified Ch*rL*stor Hater× ・My smile is stitched...・ Dr pepper Horror Movie obsession STOLSSAGO NO.1 FAN !! Dream Lover chronically online hamilfans!! theatre kid!!! bug. Omega Yaoi Ώ appol of doom Nintendo Switch Users Spotify ig ☆Deftones☆ miku ♡ -*Angel*- Autistic peeps Demon slayer Fan ‼️ silly transmascs Has a Youtube Channel †Obey Abaddon† s3rl Melt Ice LGBTQ+ Of BDNS ☆MuderMedia Lover☆ ★~ Karson Verified ~☆ TV Girl ⋆⭒˚💙🩷.⋆✮⋆˙ Femboy :3 AroAce Club ppl Tarmac fw<3 neurodivergent Rising moon...🌙 people don't deserve to life I <3 writing Puppy Boy Puppies & kittens ! ★уuмеshiррея♪ simps Peace and Quit | WeedAreTheWorld is #1 ★ NO.1 MSI FAN~ !!★ Angel ♥ Mindless Self Indulgence Lucifer's Husband ★BitterApple☆ ♥Certified RadioApple Lover♥ Mitski <3 pale as F∪CK Bats's Cave three days grace NOCTURNAL Basement Dwellers IMA BURN IN HELL, but<3 Coldplay GUITAR SOLO, F*CK YEAH!!! Wants to be pet yaoi♡ Fictionkin yaoi enjoyer Arctic Monkeys♥ OC-Maker Chud stalker artist's.. Nerdy Geeks I ❤️ The Smiths stargazers Anti-Clanker D e p r e s s i o n . . . we read fanfic lol Goth/emo/scene/other :3 1 OF ELLAS SILLYSS @Everyone
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                  #10

                  I did not. LIES.

                  No.1 RadioApple fan.
                  “Luci… Is your smile stitched?”
                  "Yaoi king and is canonically a radio." -Cicada.
                  "MOM FOUND THE YAOI DRAWER !!"
                  TOXIC OLD MAN YAOI FOR EVERYONE !!

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                  • Lucifer's Lover Lucifer's Lover

                    I did not. LIES.

                    A Former User?
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                    #11

                    @lucifers_husband

                    what does that have to with rice from China?

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                    • Lucifer's Lover
                      Lucifer's Lover
                      Lucifer's Lover
                      Radiohead He ate them Hazbin Hotel Fans 😈Hellverse Tetoling #1 analog horror fan Roleplay AO3 READER ×Certified Ch*rL*stor Hater× ・My smile is stitched...・ Dr pepper Horror Movie obsession STOLSSAGO NO.1 FAN !! Dream Lover chronically online hamilfans!! theatre kid!!! bug. Omega Yaoi Ώ appol of doom Nintendo Switch Users Spotify ig ☆Deftones☆ miku ♡ -*Angel*- Autistic peeps Demon slayer Fan ‼️ silly transmascs Has a Youtube Channel †Obey Abaddon† s3rl Melt Ice LGBTQ+ Of BDNS ☆MuderMedia Lover☆ ★~ Karson Verified ~☆ TV Girl ⋆⭒˚💙🩷.⋆✮⋆˙ Femboy :3 AroAce Club ppl Tarmac fw<3 neurodivergent Rising moon...🌙 people don't deserve to life I <3 writing Puppy Boy Puppies & kittens ! ★уuмеshiррея♪ simps Peace and Quit | WeedAreTheWorld is #1 ★ NO.1 MSI FAN~ !!★ Angel ♥ Mindless Self Indulgence Lucifer's Husband ★BitterApple☆ ♥Certified RadioApple Lover♥ Mitski <3 pale as F∪CK Bats's Cave three days grace NOCTURNAL Basement Dwellers IMA BURN IN HELL, but<3 Coldplay GUITAR SOLO, F*CK YEAH!!! Wants to be pet yaoi♡ Fictionkin yaoi enjoyer Arctic Monkeys♥ OC-Maker Chud stalker artist's.. Nerdy Geeks I ❤️ The Smiths stargazers Anti-Clanker D e p r e s s i o n . . . we read fanfic lol Goth/emo/scene/other :3 1 OF ELLAS SILLYSS @Everyone
                      wrote on last edited by
                      #12

                      ...Hwat.

                      No.1 RadioApple fan.
                      “Luci… Is your smile stitched?”
                      "Yaoi king and is canonically a radio." -Cicada.
                      "MOM FOUND THE YAOI DRAWER !!"
                      TOXIC OLD MAN YAOI FOR EVERYONE !!

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                      • Lucifer's Lover Lucifer's Lover

                        ...Hwat.

                        A Former User?
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                        A Former User
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                        #13

                        @lucifers_husband
                        exactly

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                        • Yanderemenhera
                          Yanderemenhera
                          Yanderemenhera
                          auntie menhera's neices, nephews and niblings Chud before-update supporter He ate them #fuckmybakalife Eric Cartman canida 🥀 😭🙏 wilford bremly fangurl cult Swagg_c3rt1fi3d<3 Belt to ass Тотя well, fuc- pale as F∪CK short person chronically online former staff But 20$ is 20$ high af Chaotic Asexuals The Lords of Pillows Mr. Duran's class | W1ckedSticky is #3 necroposters of bns rip wall Wants to be pet Cluckers | WeedAreTheWorld is #1
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                          #14

                          man: hey girl, how much does a polar bear weight?


                          woman: I don't know-


                          man just enough to break the ice! * hands her a drink and she starts giggling *


                          wilford bremly, sep, 27th 1934 to Aug, 1st, 2020
                          hit me up on discord, my username is wilfordbremly and I will talk to you 'bout daibetus
                          my new grounds account is called phroggered
                          look at dat to see ''exclusive'' content or whatever.

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                          • Lucifer's Lover
                            Lucifer's Lover
                            Lucifer's Lover
                            Radiohead He ate them Hazbin Hotel Fans 😈Hellverse Tetoling #1 analog horror fan Roleplay AO3 READER ×Certified Ch*rL*stor Hater× ・My smile is stitched...・ Dr pepper Horror Movie obsession STOLSSAGO NO.1 FAN !! Dream Lover chronically online hamilfans!! theatre kid!!! bug. Omega Yaoi Ώ appol of doom Nintendo Switch Users Spotify ig ☆Deftones☆ miku ♡ -*Angel*- Autistic peeps Demon slayer Fan ‼️ silly transmascs Has a Youtube Channel †Obey Abaddon† s3rl Melt Ice LGBTQ+ Of BDNS ☆MuderMedia Lover☆ ★~ Karson Verified ~☆ TV Girl ⋆⭒˚💙🩷.⋆✮⋆˙ Femboy :3 AroAce Club ppl Tarmac fw<3 neurodivergent Rising moon...🌙 people don't deserve to life I <3 writing Puppy Boy Puppies & kittens ! ★уuмеshiррея♪ simps Peace and Quit | WeedAreTheWorld is #1 ★ NO.1 MSI FAN~ !!★ Angel ♥ Mindless Self Indulgence Lucifer's Husband ★BitterApple☆ ♥Certified RadioApple Lover♥ Mitski <3 pale as F∪CK Bats's Cave three days grace NOCTURNAL Basement Dwellers IMA BURN IN HELL, but<3 Coldplay GUITAR SOLO, F*CK YEAH!!! Wants to be pet yaoi♡ Fictionkin yaoi enjoyer Arctic Monkeys♥ OC-Maker Chud stalker artist's.. Nerdy Geeks I ❤️ The Smiths stargazers Anti-Clanker D e p r e s s i o n . . . we read fanfic lol Goth/emo/scene/other :3 1 OF ELLAS SILLYSS @Everyone
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                            #15

                            im sooo confused, but I guess vro
                            @Luigi_Dude

                            No.1 RadioApple fan.
                            “Luci… Is your smile stitched?”
                            "Yaoi king and is canonically a radio." -Cicada.
                            "MOM FOUND THE YAOI DRAWER !!"
                            TOXIC OLD MAN YAOI FOR EVERYONE !!

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                            • TwoTimee
                              TwoTimee
                              TwoTimee
                              | Alterhuman Amarah x Oliver Spawnist Devote yourself Glory to the Spawn
                              wrote on last edited by TwoTimee
                              #16

                              Im bad at jokes so here is a reference.


                              Why did the Broken Spawn cross the road?
                              .
                              .
                              To get hit by the car!


                              Look both ways guys, be like Azure (^^)d

                              Fahhh

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                              • xenth
                                xenth
                                xenth
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                                #17

                                why do ducks have feathers?
                                .
                                .
                                .
                                .
                                to hide their butt-quack (ba dum tsss)

                                uhhh.. epicness, shouout to evil larry

                                "fall into me" - forest blakk

                                "fall into me, and ill catch you darlin' and we'll dance in the streets"

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                                • R1GN1M
                                  R1GN1M
                                  R1GN1M
                                  NOCTURNAL D e p r e s s i o n . . . HOGMAN Anti-Clanker 420 rip andy "Screw you guys, I'm going home Westhelm Stay Gold Dr pepper Anti Cringe
                                  wrote on last edited by
                                  #18

                                  Why uh.. why... Uh... You don't... Ah damn it... Uh... Oh, why uh... Why did I cross the road? I uh... I don't know.

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                                  • stupidguy535
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                                    why did the squirrel fall out of the tree?.... bcz it was DEAD
                                    why did the bread fall out of the tree?.... BCZ IT WAS STAPLED TO THE SQUIRREL

                                    I am very dumb "an iq to good to be dumb?" Shout out to angietheknight best brother also his music is good :D uhh i'm not from greenland wowie :sob: SHAW

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                                    • cranberryysmoke
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                                      #20

                                      ok that joke actually mad me giggle my humor is brokem-

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                                        why did 4 & 4 pass on dinner?? cuz they already ate .. i guess :/

                                        i push my fingers into my eyes, its the only thing that slowly stops the ache.

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                                        • stupidguy535 stupidguy535

                                          why did the squirrel fall out of the tree?.... bcz it was DEAD
                                          why did the bread fall out of the tree?.... BCZ IT WAS STAPLED TO THE SQUIRREL

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                                          Yanderemenhera
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                                          @stupidguy535 squirl stapler

                                          wilford bremly, sep, 27th 1934 to Aug, 1st, 2020
                                          hit me up on discord, my username is wilfordbremly and I will talk to you 'bout daibetus
                                          my new grounds account is called phroggered
                                          look at dat to see ''exclusive'' content or whatever.

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