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  • Lucifer's Loveundefined Offline
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    Lucifer's Love
    Puppy Boy Puppies & kittens ! Bats's Cave ★уuмеshiррея♪ simps TV Girl ⋆⭒˚💙🩷.⋆✮⋆˙ AroAce Club Femboy :3 neurodivergent Wants to be pet Peace and Quit | NeverLetMeDown is #1 Angel ♥ ★ NO.1 MSI FAN~ !!★ yaoi♡ -*Angel*- Autistic peeps ‼️ silly transmascs †Obey Abaddon† Has a Youtube Channel miku ♡ s3rl LGBTQ+ Of BDNS ☆MuderMedia Lover☆ ★~ Karson Verified ~☆ Fictionkin yaoi enjoyer bug. appol of doom Spotify ig Nintendo Switch Users ☆Deftones☆ chronically online Roleplay AO3 READER He ate them Tetoling 😈Hellverse Hazbin Hotel Fans #1 analog horror fan ♥Certified RadioApple Lover♥ ×Certified Ch*rL*stor Hater× Dr pepper ・My smile is stitched...・ Horror Movie obsession Basement Dwellers NOCTURNAL IMA BURN IN HELL, but<3 OC-Maker Chud artist's.. stalker Nerdy Geeks stargazers Anti-Clanker D e p r e s s i o n . . . we read fanfic lol Goth/emo/scene/other :3 1 OF ELLAS SILLYSS @Everyone
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    #8

    There's a guy that is REALLY good at this, his name is @NeverLetMeDown
    /jk

    No.1 RadioApple fan.
    %(darkred)[“Luci… Is your smile stitched?”
    "Yaoi king and is canonically a radio." -Cicada.
    "MOM FOUND THE YAOI DRAWER !!"
    TOXIC OLD MAN YAOI FOR EVERYONE !!

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    • NeverLetMeDownundefined Offline
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      NeverLetMeDown
      420 No BIRTH IN SB Dr pepper He ate them | NeverLetMeDown is #1 Peace and Quit be quit pesent
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      #9

      Guy above me meant to say /srs
      He told me trust me

      'This confession has meant nothing.'

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      • Lucifer's Loveundefined Offline
        Lucifer's Loveundefined Offline
        Lucifer's Love
        Puppy Boy Puppies & kittens ! Bats's Cave ★уuмеshiррея♪ simps TV Girl ⋆⭒˚💙🩷.⋆✮⋆˙ AroAce Club Femboy :3 neurodivergent Wants to be pet Peace and Quit | NeverLetMeDown is #1 Angel ♥ ★ NO.1 MSI FAN~ !!★ yaoi♡ -*Angel*- Autistic peeps ‼️ silly transmascs †Obey Abaddon† Has a Youtube Channel miku ♡ s3rl LGBTQ+ Of BDNS ☆MuderMedia Lover☆ ★~ Karson Verified ~☆ Fictionkin yaoi enjoyer bug. appol of doom Spotify ig Nintendo Switch Users ☆Deftones☆ chronically online Roleplay AO3 READER He ate them Tetoling 😈Hellverse Hazbin Hotel Fans #1 analog horror fan ♥Certified RadioApple Lover♥ ×Certified Ch*rL*stor Hater× Dr pepper ・My smile is stitched...・ Horror Movie obsession Basement Dwellers NOCTURNAL IMA BURN IN HELL, but<3 OC-Maker Chud artist's.. stalker Nerdy Geeks stargazers Anti-Clanker D e p r e s s i o n . . . we read fanfic lol Goth/emo/scene/other :3 1 OF ELLAS SILLYSS @Everyone
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        #10

        I did not. LIES.

        No.1 RadioApple fan.
        %(darkred)[“Luci… Is your smile stitched?”
        "Yaoi king and is canonically a radio." -Cicada.
        "MOM FOUND THE YAOI DRAWER !!"
        TOXIC OLD MAN YAOI FOR EVERYONE !!

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        • Lucifer's Loveundefined Lucifer's Love

          I did not. LIES.

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          #11

          @lucifers_husband

          what does that have to with rice from China?

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          • Lucifer's Loveundefined Offline
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            Lucifer's Love
            Puppy Boy Puppies & kittens ! Bats's Cave ★уuмеshiррея♪ simps TV Girl ⋆⭒˚💙🩷.⋆✮⋆˙ AroAce Club Femboy :3 neurodivergent Wants to be pet Peace and Quit | NeverLetMeDown is #1 Angel ♥ ★ NO.1 MSI FAN~ !!★ yaoi♡ -*Angel*- Autistic peeps ‼️ silly transmascs †Obey Abaddon† Has a Youtube Channel miku ♡ s3rl LGBTQ+ Of BDNS ☆MuderMedia Lover☆ ★~ Karson Verified ~☆ Fictionkin yaoi enjoyer bug. appol of doom Spotify ig Nintendo Switch Users ☆Deftones☆ chronically online Roleplay AO3 READER He ate them Tetoling 😈Hellverse Hazbin Hotel Fans #1 analog horror fan ♥Certified RadioApple Lover♥ ×Certified Ch*rL*stor Hater× Dr pepper ・My smile is stitched...・ Horror Movie obsession Basement Dwellers NOCTURNAL IMA BURN IN HELL, but<3 OC-Maker Chud artist's.. stalker Nerdy Geeks stargazers Anti-Clanker D e p r e s s i o n . . . we read fanfic lol Goth/emo/scene/other :3 1 OF ELLAS SILLYSS @Everyone
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            #12

            ...Hwat.

            No.1 RadioApple fan.
            %(darkred)[“Luci… Is your smile stitched?”
            "Yaoi king and is canonically a radio." -Cicada.
            "MOM FOUND THE YAOI DRAWER !!"
            TOXIC OLD MAN YAOI FOR EVERYONE !!

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            • Lucifer's Loveundefined Lucifer's Love

              ...Hwat.

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              @lucifers_husband
              exactly

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              • Yanderemenheraundefined Online
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                #14

                man: hey girl, how much does a polar bear weight?


                woman: I don't know-


                man just enough to break the ice! * hands her a drink and she starts giggling *


                wilford bremly, sep, 27th 1934 to Aug, 1st, 2020
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                • Lucifer's Loveundefined Offline
                  Lucifer's Loveundefined Offline
                  Lucifer's Love
                  Puppy Boy Puppies & kittens ! Bats's Cave ★уuмеshiррея♪ simps TV Girl ⋆⭒˚💙🩷.⋆✮⋆˙ AroAce Club Femboy :3 neurodivergent Wants to be pet Peace and Quit | NeverLetMeDown is #1 Angel ♥ ★ NO.1 MSI FAN~ !!★ yaoi♡ -*Angel*- Autistic peeps ‼️ silly transmascs †Obey Abaddon† Has a Youtube Channel miku ♡ s3rl LGBTQ+ Of BDNS ☆MuderMedia Lover☆ ★~ Karson Verified ~☆ Fictionkin yaoi enjoyer bug. appol of doom Spotify ig Nintendo Switch Users ☆Deftones☆ chronically online Roleplay AO3 READER He ate them Tetoling 😈Hellverse Hazbin Hotel Fans #1 analog horror fan ♥Certified RadioApple Lover♥ ×Certified Ch*rL*stor Hater× Dr pepper ・My smile is stitched...・ Horror Movie obsession Basement Dwellers NOCTURNAL IMA BURN IN HELL, but<3 OC-Maker Chud artist's.. stalker Nerdy Geeks stargazers Anti-Clanker D e p r e s s i o n . . . we read fanfic lol Goth/emo/scene/other :3 1 OF ELLAS SILLYSS @Everyone
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                  #15

                  im sooo confused, but I guess vro
                  @Luigi_Dude

                  No.1 RadioApple fan.
                  %(darkred)[“Luci… Is your smile stitched?”
                  "Yaoi king and is canonically a radio." -Cicada.
                  "MOM FOUND THE YAOI DRAWER !!"
                  TOXIC OLD MAN YAOI FOR EVERYONE !!

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                  • TwoTimeeundefined Offline
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                    TwoTimee
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                    #16

                    Im bad at jokes so here is a reference.


                    Why did the Broken Spawn cross the road?
                    .
                    .
                    To get hit by the car!


                    Look both ways guys, be like Azure (^^)d

                    It / rot / dead / meow

                    Don't call me human pls! I am a thing / creature / Angel !!

                    (Im SADLY human don't talk about it.)


                    Devotedangel is CANNON!!!! 🥩🪽

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                      #17

                      why do ducks have feathers?
                      .
                      .
                      .
                      .
                      to hide their butt-quack (ba dum tsss)

                      uhhh.. epicness, shouout to evil larry

                      "fall into me" - forest blakk

                      "fall into me, and ill catch you darlin' and we'll dance in the streets"

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                        #18

                        Why uh.. why... Uh... You don't... Ah damn it... Uh... Oh, why uh... Why did I cross the road? I uh... I don't know.

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                          why did the squirrel fall out of the tree?.... bcz it was DEAD
                          why did the bread fall out of the tree?.... BCZ IT WAS STAPLED TO THE SQUIRREL

                          I am very dumb "an iq to good to be dumb?" Shout out to angietheknight best brother also his music is good :D uhh i'm not from greenland wowie :sob: SHAW

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                            ok that joke actually mad me giggle my humor is brokem-

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                              why did 4 & 4 pass on dinner?? cuz they already ate .. i guess 😕

                              >>>>:{ AlL tHiS wAs OnLy WiShFuL tHiNkInG }:<<<<

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                                why did the squirrel fall out of the tree?.... bcz it was DEAD
                                why did the bread fall out of the tree?.... BCZ IT WAS STAPLED TO THE SQUIRREL

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                                @stupidguy535 squirl stapler

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                                hit me up on discord, my username is wilfordbremly and I will talk to you 'bout daibetus
                                my new grounds account is called phroggered
                                look at dat to see ''exclusive'' content or whatever.

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                                  @stupidguy535 squirl stapler

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                                  tape it to your wife's dead body to make her hawt once more @stupidguy535

                                  wilford bremly, sep, 27th 1934 to Aug, 1st, 2020
                                  hit me up on discord, my username is wilfordbremly and I will talk to you 'bout daibetus
                                  my new grounds account is called phroggered
                                  look at dat to see ''exclusive'' content or whatever.

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                                    tape it to your wife's dead body to make her hawt once more @stupidguy535

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                                    @Yanderemenhera

                                    what the fu-

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                                    • A Former User? A Former User

                                      @Yanderemenhera

                                      what the fu-

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                                      #25

                                      @LEBUFF he was referencing an indie horror game where you off your wife and adorn her corpse with squirls you kill

                                      wilford bremly, sep, 27th 1934 to Aug, 1st, 2020
                                      hit me up on discord, my username is wilfordbremly and I will talk to you 'bout daibetus
                                      my new grounds account is called phroggered
                                      look at dat to see ''exclusive'' content or whatever.

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                                        what do you call a whale that's beached? a boulder

                                        there you go

                                        dm me if you wanna, they're open
                                        my switch fc is SW-1581-4284-9034
                                        that's about it cya

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