tell me painfully unfunny jokes
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Hey I know a guy who's an expert at this his name is @Grind
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There's a guy that is REALLY good at this, his name is @NeverLetMeDown
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Guy above me meant to say /srs
He told me trust me -
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I did not. LIES.
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I did not. LIES.
@lucifers_husband
what does that have to with rice from China?
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...Hwat.
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...Hwat.
@lucifers_husband
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man: hey girl, how much does a polar bear weight?
woman: I don't know-
man just enough to break the ice! * hands her a drink and she starts giggling *
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im sooo confused, but I guess vro
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Im bad at jokes so here is a reference.
Why did the Broken Spawn cross the road?
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To get hit by the car!
Look both ways guys, be like Azure (^^)d
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why do ducks have feathers?
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Why uh.. why... Uh... You don't... Ah damn it... Uh... Oh, why uh... Why did I cross the road? I uh... I don't know.
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why did the squirrel fall out of the tree?.... bcz it was DEAD
why did the bread fall out of the tree?.... BCZ IT WAS STAPLED TO THE SQUIRREL -
ok that joke actually mad me giggle my humor is brokem-
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why did 4 & 4 pass on dinner?? cuz they already ate .. i guess :/
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why did the squirrel fall out of the tree?.... bcz it was DEAD
why did the bread fall out of the tree?.... BCZ IT WAS STAPLED TO THE SQUIRRELauntie menhera's neices, nephews and niblings Chud before-update supporter He ate them #fuckmybakalife Eric Cartman canida 🥀 😭🙏 wilford bremly fangurl cult Swagg_c3rt1fi3d<3 Belt to ass Тотя well, fuc- pale as F∪CK short person chronically online former staff But 20$ is 20$ high af Chaotic Asexuals The Lords of Pillows Mr. Duran's class | W1ckedSticky is #3 necroposters of bns rip wall Wants to be pet Cluckers | WeedAreTheWorld is #1@stupidguy535 squirl stapler
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@stupidguy535 squirl stapler
auntie menhera's neices, nephews and niblings Chud before-update supporter He ate them #fuckmybakalife Eric Cartman canida 🥀 😭🙏 wilford bremly fangurl cult Swagg_c3rt1fi3d<3 Belt to ass Тотя well, fuc- pale as F∪CK short person chronically online former staff But 20$ is 20$ high af Chaotic Asexuals The Lords of Pillows Mr. Duran's class | W1ckedSticky is #3 necroposters of bns rip wall Wants to be pet Cluckers | WeedAreTheWorld is #1tape it to your wife's dead body to make her hawt once more @stupidguy535
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tape it to your wife's dead body to make her hawt once more @stupidguy535
what the fu-
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what the fu-
auntie menhera's neices, nephews and niblings Chud before-update supporter He ate them #fuckmybakalife Eric Cartman canida 🥀 😭🙏 wilford bremly fangurl cult Swagg_c3rt1fi3d<3 Belt to ass Тотя well, fuc- pale as F∪CK short person chronically online former staff But 20$ is 20$ high af Chaotic Asexuals The Lords of Pillows Mr. Duran's class | W1ckedSticky is #3 necroposters of bns rip wall Wants to be pet Cluckers | WeedAreTheWorld is #1@LEBUFF he was referencing an indie horror game where you off your wife and adorn her corpse with squirls you kill
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what do you call a whale that's beached? a boulder
there you go
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