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  • Lucifer's Lover
    Lucifer's Lover
    Lucifer's Lover
    Radiohead He ate them Hazbin Hotel Fans 😈Hellverse Tetoling #1 analog horror fan Roleplay AO3 READER ×Certified Ch*rL*stor Hater× ・My smile is stitched...・ Dr pepper Horror Movie obsession STOLSSAGO NO.1 FAN !! Dream Lover chronically online hamilfans!! theatre kid!!! bug. Omega Yaoi Ώ appol of doom Nintendo Switch Users Spotify ig ☆Deftones☆ miku ♡ -*Angel*- Autistic peeps Demon slayer Fan ‼️ silly transmascs Has a Youtube Channel †Obey Abaddon† s3rl Melt Ice LGBTQ+ Of BDNS ☆MuderMedia Lover☆ ★~ Karson Verified ~☆ TV Girl ⋆⭒˚💙🩷.⋆✮⋆˙ Femboy :3 AroAce Club ppl Tarmac fw<3 neurodivergent Rising moon...🌙 people don't deserve to life I <3 writing Puppy Boy Puppies & kittens ! ★уuмеshiррея♪ simps Peace and Quit | WeedAreTheWorld is #1 ★ NO.1 MSI FAN~ !!★ Angel ♥ Mindless Self Indulgence Lucifer's Husband ★BitterApple☆ ♥Certified RadioApple Lover♥ Mitski <3 pale as F∪CK Bats's Cave three days grace NOCTURNAL Basement Dwellers IMA BURN IN HELL, but<3 Coldplay GUITAR SOLO, F*CK YEAH!!! Wants to be pet yaoi♡ Fictionkin yaoi enjoyer Arctic Monkeys♥ OC-Maker Chud stalker artist's.. Nerdy Geeks I ❤️ The Smiths stargazers Anti-Clanker D e p r e s s i o n . . . we read fanfic lol Goth/emo/scene/other :3 1 OF ELLAS SILLYSS @Everyone
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    I did not. LIES.

    No.1 RadioApple fan.
    “Luci… Is your smile stitched?”
    "Yaoi king and is canonically a radio." -Cicada.
    "MOM FOUND THE YAOI DRAWER !!"
    TOXIC OLD MAN YAOI FOR EVERYONE !!

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    • Lucifer's Lover Lucifer's Lover

      I did not. LIES.

      A Former User?
      A Former User?
      A Former User
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      #11

      @lucifers_husband

      what does that have to with rice from China?

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      • Lucifer's Lover
        Lucifer's Lover
        Lucifer's Lover
        Radiohead He ate them Hazbin Hotel Fans 😈Hellverse Tetoling #1 analog horror fan Roleplay AO3 READER ×Certified Ch*rL*stor Hater× ・My smile is stitched...・ Dr pepper Horror Movie obsession STOLSSAGO NO.1 FAN !! Dream Lover chronically online hamilfans!! theatre kid!!! bug. Omega Yaoi Ώ appol of doom Nintendo Switch Users Spotify ig ☆Deftones☆ miku ♡ -*Angel*- Autistic peeps Demon slayer Fan ‼️ silly transmascs Has a Youtube Channel †Obey Abaddon† s3rl Melt Ice LGBTQ+ Of BDNS ☆MuderMedia Lover☆ ★~ Karson Verified ~☆ TV Girl ⋆⭒˚💙🩷.⋆✮⋆˙ Femboy :3 AroAce Club ppl Tarmac fw<3 neurodivergent Rising moon...🌙 people don't deserve to life I <3 writing Puppy Boy Puppies & kittens ! ★уuмеshiррея♪ simps Peace and Quit | WeedAreTheWorld is #1 ★ NO.1 MSI FAN~ !!★ Angel ♥ Mindless Self Indulgence Lucifer's Husband ★BitterApple☆ ♥Certified RadioApple Lover♥ Mitski <3 pale as F∪CK Bats's Cave three days grace NOCTURNAL Basement Dwellers IMA BURN IN HELL, but<3 Coldplay GUITAR SOLO, F*CK YEAH!!! Wants to be pet yaoi♡ Fictionkin yaoi enjoyer Arctic Monkeys♥ OC-Maker Chud stalker artist's.. Nerdy Geeks I ❤️ The Smiths stargazers Anti-Clanker D e p r e s s i o n . . . we read fanfic lol Goth/emo/scene/other :3 1 OF ELLAS SILLYSS @Everyone
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        #12

        ...Hwat.

        No.1 RadioApple fan.
        “Luci… Is your smile stitched?”
        "Yaoi king and is canonically a radio." -Cicada.
        "MOM FOUND THE YAOI DRAWER !!"
        TOXIC OLD MAN YAOI FOR EVERYONE !!

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        • Lucifer's Lover Lucifer's Lover

          ...Hwat.

          A Former User?
          A Former User?
          A Former User
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          #13

          @lucifers_husband
          exactly

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          • Yanderemenhera
            Yanderemenhera
            Yanderemenhera
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            #14

            man: hey girl, how much does a polar bear weight?


            woman: I don't know-


            man just enough to break the ice! * hands her a drink and she starts giggling *


            wilford bremly, sep, 27th 1934 to Aug, 1st, 2020
            hit me up on discord, my username is wilfordbremly and I will talk to you 'bout daibetus
            my new grounds account is called phroggered
            look at dat to see ''exclusive'' content or whatever.

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            • Lucifer's Lover
              Lucifer's Lover
              Lucifer's Lover
              Radiohead He ate them Hazbin Hotel Fans 😈Hellverse Tetoling #1 analog horror fan Roleplay AO3 READER ×Certified Ch*rL*stor Hater× ・My smile is stitched...・ Dr pepper Horror Movie obsession STOLSSAGO NO.1 FAN !! Dream Lover chronically online hamilfans!! theatre kid!!! bug. Omega Yaoi Ώ appol of doom Nintendo Switch Users Spotify ig ☆Deftones☆ miku ♡ -*Angel*- Autistic peeps Demon slayer Fan ‼️ silly transmascs Has a Youtube Channel †Obey Abaddon† s3rl Melt Ice LGBTQ+ Of BDNS ☆MuderMedia Lover☆ ★~ Karson Verified ~☆ TV Girl ⋆⭒˚💙🩷.⋆✮⋆˙ Femboy :3 AroAce Club ppl Tarmac fw<3 neurodivergent Rising moon...🌙 people don't deserve to life I <3 writing Puppy Boy Puppies & kittens ! ★уuмеshiррея♪ simps Peace and Quit | WeedAreTheWorld is #1 ★ NO.1 MSI FAN~ !!★ Angel ♥ Mindless Self Indulgence Lucifer's Husband ★BitterApple☆ ♥Certified RadioApple Lover♥ Mitski <3 pale as F∪CK Bats's Cave three days grace NOCTURNAL Basement Dwellers IMA BURN IN HELL, but<3 Coldplay GUITAR SOLO, F*CK YEAH!!! Wants to be pet yaoi♡ Fictionkin yaoi enjoyer Arctic Monkeys♥ OC-Maker Chud stalker artist's.. Nerdy Geeks I ❤️ The Smiths stargazers Anti-Clanker D e p r e s s i o n . . . we read fanfic lol Goth/emo/scene/other :3 1 OF ELLAS SILLYSS @Everyone
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              #15

              im sooo confused, but I guess vro
              @Luigi_Dude

              No.1 RadioApple fan.
              “Luci… Is your smile stitched?”
              "Yaoi king and is canonically a radio." -Cicada.
              "MOM FOUND THE YAOI DRAWER !!"
              TOXIC OLD MAN YAOI FOR EVERYONE !!

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              • TwoTimee
                TwoTimee
                TwoTimee
                | Alterhuman Amarah x Oliver Spawnist Devote yourself Glory to the Spawn
                wrote on last edited by TwoTimee
                #16

                Im bad at jokes so here is a reference.


                Why did the Broken Spawn cross the road?
                .
                .
                To get hit by the car!


                Look both ways guys, be like Azure (^^)d

                Fahhh

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                • xenth
                  xenth
                  xenth
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                  #17

                  why do ducks have feathers?
                  .
                  .
                  .
                  .
                  to hide their butt-quack (ba dum tsss)

                  uhhh.. epicness, shouout to evil larry

                  "fall into me" - forest blakk

                  "fall into me, and ill catch you darlin' and we'll dance in the streets"

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                  • R1GN1M
                    R1GN1M
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                    NOCTURNAL D e p r e s s i o n . . . HOGMAN Anti-Clanker 420 rip andy "Screw you guys, I'm going home Westhelm Stay Gold Dr pepper Anti Cringe
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                    #18

                    Why uh.. why... Uh... You don't... Ah damn it... Uh... Oh, why uh... Why did I cross the road? I uh... I don't know.

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                    • stupidguy535
                      stupidguy535
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                      #19

                      why did the squirrel fall out of the tree?.... bcz it was DEAD
                      why did the bread fall out of the tree?.... BCZ IT WAS STAPLED TO THE SQUIRREL

                      I am very dumb "an iq to good to be dumb?" Shout out to angietheknight best brother also his music is good :D uhh i'm not from greenland wowie :sob: SHAW

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                      • cranberryysmoke
                        cranberryysmoke
                        cranberryysmoke
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                        #20

                        ok that joke actually mad me giggle my humor is brokem-

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                        • Avril Mcr XD
                          Avril Mcr XD
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                          #21

                          why did 4 & 4 pass on dinner?? cuz they already ate .. i guess :/

                          i push my fingers into my eyes, its the only thing that slowly stops the ache.

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                          • stupidguy535 stupidguy535

                            why did the squirrel fall out of the tree?.... bcz it was DEAD
                            why did the bread fall out of the tree?.... BCZ IT WAS STAPLED TO THE SQUIRREL

                            Yanderemenhera
                            Yanderemenhera
                            Yanderemenhera
                            auntie menhera's neices, nephews and niblings Chud before-update supporter He ate them #fuckmybakalife Eric Cartman canida 🥀 😭🙏 wilford bremly fangurl cult Swagg_c3rt1fi3d<3 Belt to ass Тотя well, fuc- pale as F∪CK short person chronically online former staff But 20$ is 20$ high af Chaotic Asexuals The Lords of Pillows Mr. Duran's class | W1ckedSticky is #3 necroposters of bns rip wall Wants to be pet Cluckers | WeedAreTheWorld is #1
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                            #22

                            @stupidguy535 squirl stapler

                            wilford bremly, sep, 27th 1934 to Aug, 1st, 2020
                            hit me up on discord, my username is wilfordbremly and I will talk to you 'bout daibetus
                            my new grounds account is called phroggered
                            look at dat to see ''exclusive'' content or whatever.

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                            • Yanderemenhera Yanderemenhera

                              @stupidguy535 squirl stapler

                              Yanderemenhera
                              Yanderemenhera
                              Yanderemenhera
                              auntie menhera's neices, nephews and niblings Chud before-update supporter He ate them #fuckmybakalife Eric Cartman canida 🥀 😭🙏 wilford bremly fangurl cult Swagg_c3rt1fi3d<3 Belt to ass Тотя well, fuc- pale as F∪CK short person chronically online former staff But 20$ is 20$ high af Chaotic Asexuals The Lords of Pillows Mr. Duran's class | W1ckedSticky is #3 necroposters of bns rip wall Wants to be pet Cluckers | WeedAreTheWorld is #1
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                              #23

                              tape it to your wife's dead body to make her hawt once more @stupidguy535

                              wilford bremly, sep, 27th 1934 to Aug, 1st, 2020
                              hit me up on discord, my username is wilfordbremly and I will talk to you 'bout daibetus
                              my new grounds account is called phroggered
                              look at dat to see ''exclusive'' content or whatever.

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                              • Yanderemenhera Yanderemenhera

                                tape it to your wife's dead body to make her hawt once more @stupidguy535

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                                A Former User
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                                @Yanderemenhera

                                what the fu-

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                                • A Former User? A Former User

                                  @Yanderemenhera

                                  what the fu-

                                  Yanderemenhera
                                  Yanderemenhera
                                  Yanderemenhera
                                  auntie menhera's neices, nephews and niblings Chud before-update supporter He ate them #fuckmybakalife Eric Cartman canida 🥀 😭🙏 wilford bremly fangurl cult Swagg_c3rt1fi3d<3 Belt to ass Тотя well, fuc- pale as F∪CK short person chronically online former staff But 20$ is 20$ high af Chaotic Asexuals The Lords of Pillows Mr. Duran's class | W1ckedSticky is #3 necroposters of bns rip wall Wants to be pet Cluckers | WeedAreTheWorld is #1
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                                  #25

                                  @LEBUFF he was referencing an indie horror game where you off your wife and adorn her corpse with squirls you kill

                                  wilford bremly, sep, 27th 1934 to Aug, 1st, 2020
                                  hit me up on discord, my username is wilfordbremly and I will talk to you 'bout daibetus
                                  my new grounds account is called phroggered
                                  look at dat to see ''exclusive'' content or whatever.

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                                  • JadeF1re
                                    JadeF1re
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                                    what do you call a whale that's beached? a boulder

                                    there you go

                                    dm me if you wanna, they're open

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