tell me painfully unfunny jokes
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I did not. LIES.
@lucifers_husband
what does that have to with rice from China?
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...Hwat.
No.1 RadioApple fan.
%(darkred)[“Luci… Is your smile stitched?”
"Yaoi king and is canonically a radio." -Cicada.
"MOM FOUND THE YAOI DRAWER !!"
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...Hwat.
@lucifers_husband
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man: hey girl, how much does a polar bear weight?
woman: I don't know-
man just enough to break the ice! * hands her a drink and she starts giggling *
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im sooo confused, but I guess vro
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Im bad at jokes so here is a reference.
Why did the Broken Spawn cross the road?
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To get hit by the car!
Look both ways guys, be like Azure (^^)d
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why do ducks have feathers?
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Why uh.. why... Uh... You don't... Ah damn it... Uh... Oh, why uh... Why did I cross the road? I uh... I don't know.
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why did the bread fall out of the tree?.... BCZ IT WAS STAPLED TO THE SQUIRRELI am very dumb "an iq to good to be dumb?" Shout out to angietheknight best brother also his music is good :D uhh i'm not from greenland wowie :sob: SHAW
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ok that joke actually mad me giggle my humor is brokem-
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why did 4 & 4 pass on dinner?? cuz they already ate .. i guess
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why did the squirrel fall out of the tree?.... bcz it was DEAD
why did the bread fall out of the tree?.... BCZ IT WAS STAPLED TO THE SQUIRRELauntie menhera's neices, nephews and niblings Chud before-update supporter He ate them #fuckmybakalife Eric Cartman canida 🥀 😭🙏 wilford bremly fangurl cult Swagg_c3rt1fi3d<3 Belt to ass Тотя well, fuc- pale as F∪CK short person chronically online former staff But 20$ is 20$ high af Chaotic Asexuals The Lords of Pillows Mr. Duran's class@stupidguy535 squirl stapler
wilford bremly, sep, 27th 1934 to Aug, 1st, 2020
hit me up on discord, my username is wilfordbremly and I will talk to you 'bout daibetus
my new grounds account is called phroggered
look at dat to see ''exclusive'' content or whatever. -
@stupidguy535 squirl stapler
auntie menhera's neices, nephews and niblings Chud before-update supporter He ate them #fuckmybakalife Eric Cartman canida 🥀 😭🙏 wilford bremly fangurl cult Swagg_c3rt1fi3d<3 Belt to ass Тотя well, fuc- pale as F∪CK short person chronically online former staff But 20$ is 20$ high af Chaotic Asexuals The Lords of Pillows Mr. Duran's classtape it to your wife's dead body to make her hawt once more @stupidguy535
wilford bremly, sep, 27th 1934 to Aug, 1st, 2020
hit me up on discord, my username is wilfordbremly and I will talk to you 'bout daibetus
my new grounds account is called phroggered
look at dat to see ''exclusive'' content or whatever. -
tape it to your wife's dead body to make her hawt once more @stupidguy535
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what the fu-
auntie menhera's neices, nephews and niblings Chud before-update supporter He ate them #fuckmybakalife Eric Cartman canida 🥀 😭🙏 wilford bremly fangurl cult Swagg_c3rt1fi3d<3 Belt to ass Тотя well, fuc- pale as F∪CK short person chronically online former staff But 20$ is 20$ high af Chaotic Asexuals The Lords of Pillows Mr. Duran's class@LEBUFF he was referencing an indie horror game where you off your wife and adorn her corpse with squirls you kill
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